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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 11:16 pm
Hey everyone! I just thought of something really funny (in my opinion) when I was reviving my crashed computer. It is like Genesis from the Bible if you're familiar.
In the beginning God created the computer. He said let there be partitions, and there were partitioins. He saw that is was good, and he seperated the primary partitions from the extended partitions. Then there was a boot partition and other partitions. That was the first time the computer booted.
And then God said, let there be differences in file systems between these partitioins. He did this, and there were Storage partitions and Swap partitions. He saw that it was good, and rebooted the computer.
Then God said, let an OS sprout from this computer. And the OS was loaded. God saw it was good, and there was the third boot.
God said, let the system know a stand by mode and an active mode. So the computer knew night and day.
Then God said, let the harddrive teem with Programs of every kind! And he say that it was good.
God said, let there be users for this computer, and he created them in his likeness.
After this, God rested. --------------------------------------------------------- ((to be continued))
**Feel free to continue it if you want to. I think the analogy actually goes quite well =) **
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Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:17 pm
GOLLY THIS IS LIKE THE REBOOT BIBLE.
I want to help, but you need to wait till I get back from Portland razz
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Flynn MacCumhaill Captain
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Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 5:03 pm
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