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 Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:17 pm
Lilian: "The following contest is a Street Fight! Introducing first... from the Circus, weighing in at 243 lbs... Doink the Clown!"
The circus music cued as Doink rode out under the titan tron on an elephant. The elephant pulled a wagon behind it, filled to the brim with circus props. Doink got off the elephant and right onto the apron. An attendant brought the elephant back as Doink smiled at the crowd.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:21 pm
MIIIIIISSSSSSTTTTTEEERRRRRR KENNEDY!
[Insert Guitar Riff Here]
KENNEDY!
I turn up the trouble 'til it gets real loud.
I feel so much better that way
I'm gonna mess with your mind.
'cause I know that I can.
Gonna see how much that I can whip today
Gonna rock
Gonna roll
Gonna go toe to toe
Drop it like it's hot
Kennedy made his way down the ramp and into the ring, his mic dropped down. "Ladies and Gentleman this contest is scheduled for one fall. I'd like to remind everybody that I hail from GREEN BAY WISCONSIN. I weigh in tonight at TWO HUNDRED AND FORTY SIX POUNDS..............MISTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR KENNEDY."
Kennedy climbed the turnbuckle and held his arms out to the crowd. "KEN-NE-DY"
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Mr.KenKennedy Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:24 pm
Doink laughed at KKK as he repeated himself.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:25 pm
Kennedy turned to Doink. Mic still in hand. "Something funny, clown?"
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Mr.KenKennedy Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:27 pm
"YOhooohoohHAHAHAHHAH"
Doink managed to get out as he laughed.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:29 pm
Kennedy smirked at the clown, before taking a swing at him with his steel mic.
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Mr.KenKennedy Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:29 pm
The mic popped Doink in the side of the head, knocking him sideways to the mat.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:30 pm
"Kennedy." Repeated Kennedy once more, before letting the mic go up to the rafters.
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Mr.KenKennedy Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:31 pm
Doink started to get back to his feet, holding his ear with one hand.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:33 pm
Kennedy attempted to kick Doink in the gut.
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Mr.KenKennedy Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:34 pm
Doink hunched over from the kick.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:38 pm
Kennedy attempted a double axe handle to bozo.
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Mr.KenKennedy Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:41 pm
Doink fell forward and onto the mat from the shot.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:46 pm
Kennedy tried to hammer away between Doink's shoulder blades.
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Mr.KenKennedy Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:49 pm
Doink was hit in the upper back several times before turning over, only to catch one right on the jaw. He put his arms up in front of his face after that mistake.
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