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 Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 10:35 pm
I have two:
1st is.....
Neji, because I'm stuborn, and I'll ask until they finally cave in and say "yes", but with Neji he'll be like:
Neji: It has already been decided, and once it has been decided it cannot be changed because it's been decided. stare
Me: But why?! crying
Neji: Because it has been decided.... stare
Me: Well what did mo--
Neji: It has been decided by me.... stare
Me: neutral
2nd is:
Jiraiya, because I'll never be able to invite my friends over, or have a sleepover. He's a friggen sicko sweatdrop ....
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 1:06 am
GET JIRAIYA OUT OF THE HOUSE!!!
I'd REALLY want Naruto to be my daddy!
Sakura and Hinata could be my mommy!
Ino-san might make me a doll..don't want that...
I would have to take care of daddy Shikamaru...O.O
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 7:41 am
I guess having Naruto as a dad wouldn't be that bad....*laughs evils* People would be nice to you.
For Example:
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 9:03 am
Itachi, for obvious reasons or Jiraiya, also for abvious reasons...
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 9:28 am
Oh my gosh... I would HATE having Sasuke for my dad!!!! Hed be all emo and.... emo... and yeah...
Me "Dad can I go outside now! PLEASE!!!"
Sasuke: "Whats the point. The worlds full of noting but death and sorrow and death!"
Me "You said death twice."
Sasuke "Thats because you and everyone you know is going to die alone..."
Me crying "WAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:32 pm
I'd hate to have Orochimaru as a dad cause:
Oro: Hey child let's play a game *licks tongue*
Me: huh? What is it daddy?
Oro: It's call the Michael Jackson Game!
Me: What's that?
Oro: Well you have to be naked with daddy and then daddy will stick his **** in your ****/****** (boy and girl...)
Me:....
I'd hate Sasuke too:
Me: Daddy, daddy are you GAY?!
Sakura: W-wait WHAT?!
Sasuke: No, I'm married to your mom.
Sakura: Y-yes dear
Me: Then why is there pics of you having sexs with the Hokage uncle Naruto?
Sasuke: The life is full of pain, mistakes and death deal with it.
Me:...emo...
Sakura: I'M DIVORCING YOU!!!
Sasuke: Hn..whatever.
I'd be okay with Gaara, Chouji, or Shikamaru as my dad, and Hinata as my mommy! whee As you can tell I'm lazy..*yawn*
Edit: I shall add on.
Me: Hey mom =D
Ino: LET'S GO SHOPPING AND RAISE FLOWERS!!
Me:......
Me: Sorry mom I didn't mean to...
Sakura: SHANNARO!! [-Beats me to a bloody pulp-] Oops...
Me: Child...abuse...[-Faints-]
Me: Daddy what are we having for breakfast?
Naruto: RAMEN!
Me: YAY NEMAR! NEMAR! NEMAR!!!
Naruto:...Nani?
Me: Ramen, backwards. >.>
Naruto: COOL =D
3 days Later a child was found dead..eating ramen
Me: DADDY YOU ATE ALL THE FOOD AGAIN! =O
Chouji: Eheheheh sorry couldn't help it
Me: I WANT TO BE PLEASINGLY PLUMP TO YA KNOW! >B
Chouji:...
Me: Goodnight Mommy
Tenten: Night!
Me: [-Lays down on bed-] ITAI!! [-Pulls out 100 kunais-] .......
Me:...dad..
Kiba:...?
Me: I hate dogs..
Kiba: I'M NOT RELATED TO YOU!!
Me: [-Scream-] GET THE BUGS AWAY, GET THE BUGS AWAY! crying
Shino:........
Me: OMG I'M HALF SHARK!!! =O
Kisame: Dear please don't insult your Mother [Mother is human]
Me:......Riight..
Me: Wait...how did dad and mom...?
Sasori:...Don't ask.
Me: Hey dad why do you look like a girl?
Deidara: I do not yeah
Me: Is that a yes or no?
Deidara: No yeah
Me: So it's a Yeah?
Deidara: No yeah
Me: A forget you!
Deidara: SHUT UP YEAH!
Me: I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT
Deidara: [-Blows me up-]
Me: Hey uh dad
Itachi:....[-Stabs-]
Me: Hi..dad?
Hidan: YOU MUST PRAY TO GOD! WORSHIP GOD!!
Me: I'm a Buddhist..
Hidan:.........DIE! AT THE HANDS OF GOD!!!!
Me: Hey dad I just got me a Wii
Kukuzu: You wasted money of THAT? YOU GET OUT
Me:....?
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 2:59 pm
I would hate to have Sasuke as my daddy.....we'd be all like,
me: Daddy, why are you always in a corner muttering under your breathe?
Sasuke: emo Because life sucks *EMO, EMO....ANGST, EMO!!!!!*
me:why?
Sasuke *glare*
me: crying WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
and then Jiraiya because he's such a perv.....a SOOOOOOOOPER PERV!
Ino would make me a prep gonk and if Saskura was mommy I would end up killing her and then myself. And if shikamaru was daddy then i would have to feed him all the time and do chores.....a lot.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:28 pm
Sasuke and that's about it. I can handle perverts but Sasuke nooooooo. I'm way to happy! Oh and because of Itachi I'd be dead or if this is futuristic I'd just cry. He makes me so angry.....stupid Sasuke.
I would love Kakashi or Sakura or Gaara......Oh yeah! Kiba would rock too! I love dogsand I'd be awesomely powerful!
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Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:01 pm
Jiraya, for obvious reasons.
Orochimaru, because I hate snakes and he's a freak of nature.
Itachi, because I don't want to die.
The Fourth Kazekage, because I don't want to be like Gaara.
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Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:39 pm
I'd probably rather have Naurto and Hinata as my dad & mom.
I would hate to have any one who's a sicko who does things to kids... or is really emo. Sasuke, Jiraya and Orochimaru would be the three people I'd hate to have as my dad. I wouldn't be too happy about Sakura being my mom.
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Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:46 pm
Haha, I already said this, but I still wouldn't want Sasuke as my dad.
Me: Uhhh daddy?
Sasuke: Must go to Emo corner, must go to emo corner, must go to sexy emo corner..
Me:....
Sasuke: *plays the Emo Kid Song* I'm in eternal pain, and death....
Me:....Maybe that's why the kids keep mistaking me for an Emo...
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Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 8:14 pm
[~xXMyXAznXPrideXx~] Haha, I already said this, but I still wouldn't want Sasuke as my dad. Me: Uhhh daddy? Sasuke: Must go to Emo corner, must go to emo corner, must go to sexy emo corner.. Me:.... Sasuke: *plays the Emo Kid Song* I'm in eternal pain, and death.... Me:....Maybe that's why the kids keep mistaking me for an Emo... I think it'll be cool to have Sasuke for a dad. An I forgot to say Lord Oro-kun.....Like seriously he'll try to steal my boyfriends. It'll be too awkward if this happen. bf: Hey lu! me: hi! Oro: Oh, you're bf is here! Lu don't be rude, go get our guest a drink. me: okay! *goes to the kitchen* lalalalala *comes back* hello? daddy? mike? Where are you? *spots a note* Dear Lu I have taken your Mike, because I want his body...... me: what the hell daddy?! sweatdrop weird
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Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 8:18 pm
Shin lu [~xXMyXAznXPrideXx~] Haha, I already said this, but I still wouldn't want Sasuke as my dad. Me: Uhhh daddy? Sasuke: Must go to Emo corner, must go to emo corner, must go to sexy emo corner.. Me:.... Sasuke: *plays the Emo Kid Song* I'm in eternal pain, and death.... Me:....Maybe that's why the kids keep mistaking me for an Emo... I think it'll be cool to have Sasuke for a dad. An I forgot to say Lord Oro-kun.....Like seriously he'll try to steal my boyfriends. It'll be too awkward if this happen. bf: Hey lu! me: hi! Oro: Oh, you're bf is here! Lu don't be rude, go get our guest a drink. me: okay! *goes to the kitchen* lalalalala *comes back* hello? daddy? mike? Where are you? *spots a note* Dear Lu I have taken your Mike, because I want his body...... me: what the hell daddy?! sweatdrop weird I already typed a Oro one that is inappropiate, but still there..xD
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Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 8:33 pm
[~xXMyXAznXPrideXx~] Shin lu [~xXMyXAznXPrideXx~] Haha, I already said this, but I still wouldn't want Sasuke as my dad. Me: Uhhh daddy? Sasuke: Must go to Emo corner, must go to emo corner, must go to sexy emo corner.. Me:.... Sasuke: *plays the Emo Kid Song* I'm in eternal pain, and death.... Me:....Maybe that's why the kids keep mistaking me for an Emo... I think it'll be cool to have Sasuke for a dad. An I forgot to say Lord Oro-kun.....Like seriously he'll try to steal my boyfriends. It'll be too awkward if this happen. bf: Hey lu! me: hi! Oro: Oh, you're bf is here! Lu don't be rude, go get our guest a drink. me: okay! *goes to the kitchen* lalalalala *comes back* hello? daddy? mike? Where are you? *spots a note* Dear Lu I have taken your Mike, because I want his body...... me: what the hell daddy?! sweatdrop weird I already typed a Oro one that is inappropiate, but still there..xD You're mind is creepy
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Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 9:44 pm
Hmm, Jiraiya is a good one. I don't know that I would want Tsunade for a mom either. She's cool until she gets mad. I could imagine her grounding you literally with a kick. After that probably Naruto since he's a bit flaky, dattebayo. Oh and Chouji. You would never get to eat the last chip.
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