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 Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 3:11 pm
I'm sure we all have, Platypus (I Hate You), Ha Ha You're Dead, Letterbomb, theres quite alot with insults that are fun.
One I just used abotu five minutes ago was Jackass.
The guy I was yelling at was exactly like the person being described in the song, everything is a joke to him. He doesn't take anything seriously and all of his jokes are odl and stupid and insulting.
So, I picked and chose a few lines and flicked them at him. "Everybody loves a joke, but no one likes fool" "To know you is to hate you, so loving you must be like suicide." Stuff liek that.
So, what about you? What songs have you used recently to insult people?
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 4:03 pm
I once tried using 'Too Much, Too Soon' to tell a girl what I thought of her but she didn't get the point... xd
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 4:07 pm
About 2 months ago, I gathered up a few people and we sang "Nobody likes you, everyone left you, they're all out without you, HAVING FUN!" to various people. 'Twas funny.
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 4:25 pm
Purple Desolation About 2 months ago, I gathered up a few people and we sang "Nobody likes you, everyone left you, they're all out without you, HAVING FUN!" to various people. 'Twas funny. That's one of my Away messages on AIM...One girl always bitches at me for using it so I only use it on her.
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 4:34 pm
Ramona-chan Purple Desolation About 2 months ago, I gathered up a few people and we sang "Nobody likes you, everyone left you, they're all out without you, HAVING FUN!" to various people. 'Twas funny. That's one of my Away messages on AIM...One girl always bitches at me for using it so I only use it on her.
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 4:46 pm
How perfect is that? Yesterday was my last day at school *sings Alice Cooper for a second* and this one girl that had always pissed me off all year was hanging around where me and my friends socialize. I was so annoyed with her because she likes the same guy I like and she never treats him right.
"You know, I don't like you." That's what he said. She slapped him and I got sooo mad! evil Well, I grabbed him, pulled him away from her and flipped her ******** off and die!" I yelled, flipping her off. She was so mad. And just to get her more mad, I said. "Keep your hands off my b***h!" She glared at me because she's Mormon and they hate swears (sorry to those of you out there who also don't like swearing). So I acted like he was my b***h the rest of the day. 4laugh
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:04 pm
Purple Desolation About 2 months ago, I gathered up a few people and we sang "Nobody likes you, everyone left you, they're all out without you, HAVING FUN!" to various people. 'Twas funny.
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 7:34 pm
i particulary use the nobody likes you, everyone left you, they are all without you having fun and.... my favourite one is ......."hit and run, and then i'll hit you again"
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 8:38 pm
I haven't directly insulted someone with lyrics, but...I've demeaned my smoking friend (if he read it) by commenting on schtuffs with "I heard you're sick sucked on that cancer stick, another tumor and a radiation high. s**t out of luck I know your time is up. It brings me pleasure just to know you're gonna die." And when I was upset/pissed at my mom once, I starting singing "Reject"..."Who the hell are you to tell me what I am and what's my master plan? What makes you think that it includes you? Self-righteous wealth, stop flattering yourself." and it made me feel better. mrgreen
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:11 pm
Xefeon Aisu I haven't directly insulted someone with lyrics, but...I've demeaned my smoking friend (if he read it) by commenting on schtuffs with "I heard you're sick sucked on that cancer stick, another tumor and a radiation high. s**t out of luck I know your time is up. It brings me pleasure just to know you're gonna die." And when I was upset/pissed at my mom once, I starting singing "Reject"..."Who the hell are you to tell me what I am and what's my master plan? What makes you think that it includes you? Self-righteous wealth, stop flattering yourself." and it made me feel better. mrgreen
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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:09 am
Hmmm...
I don't think I ever did... No I didn't, but I've been wanting to come out and say "******** (Cordero is his real name) you're a dickhead ******** c**k smoking mother ******** a*****e and I hope you die you dirty t**t. What a waste of semen!!" Than like.. Hit him and run like in Napoleon Dynamite.
I think the worst I ever said to him was just "******** you" though.
But I know I've used about a billion Green Day songs to describe and insult people.
Like Jackass. I usually sing them to myself. I love the line "I may be dumb but I'm not stupid enough to stay with you" from Stuart and the Ave. but I usually substitue "enough to talk to you" instead of "enough to stay with you".
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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:46 am
shyfaerie Hmmm...
I don't think I ever did... No I didn't, but I've been wanting to come out and say "******** (Cordero is his real name) you're a dickhead ******** c**k smoking mother ******** a*****e and I hope you die you dirty t**t. What a waste of semen!!" Than like.. Hit him and run like in Napoleon Dynamite.
I think the worst I ever said to him was just "******** you" though.
But I know I've used about a billion Green Day songs to describe and insult people.
Like Jackass. I usually sing them to myself. I love the line "I may be dumb but I'm not stupid enough to stay with you" from Stuart and the Ave. but I usually substitue "enough to talk to you" instead of "enough to stay with you".
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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 11:55 am
I have used the beginning part of "Don't Wanna to Fall in Love" - Shenanigans
"Don't want to have you hanging
Around me like a leech
I think your just a problem
So stay the hell away from me"
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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 6:12 pm
Scattered for my ex, Platypus for my enemies..
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 3:31 pm
TheWindWaker Scattered for my ex, Platypus for my enemies..
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