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Viscount Greenleaf Captain
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 Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 2:39 pm
Today (Sunday 29th of Oct, 2006) ms. FantasticDragons has started treatment, in accordance with court order # 5598. She is taking pills for her obsession with sporks and phobia of octopi. We've started her on skelaxin, expecting results immediately. Side effects include (but are not limited to) optical insanity, seeing things that aren't there.
We wish FD the best of luck. If her behaviour fails to improve, she will be sent to the Happy Home for.. severe treatment. Please don't post here without the patient's permission.
Pre-guild thread:
]http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=18995493
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Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 4:34 pm
Merr.........FD shall prettify this with banners later. Maybe.
1. Happy Home Post =D
2. TOC
3. Rules
4. Updates
5. FD
6. Household
7. Extra
Yeah.....That's it for now.
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Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 4:37 pm
1. Unless you're myself, a figment of my imagination, an RP character of mine, Viscount, or have my permission, do not post in here
2. Keep everything to Gaia's TOS stare Or else.
3. OOC = To a minimum
4. Obey the Sporks. Fear the octopi. Obey the Sporks.
5. All art that doesn't have a different name on it, or has no name on it without me saying below it someone did it, was done by me
6. Obey. The. Sporks.
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Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 4:40 pm
11/11/06 - SKEL TURNED INTO A HAWT HUMANOID THINGEH!!! *glomp*
11/01/06 - Oc..............Oc...........OCTOPI THING APPEARED WHILE THEY WERE AWAY!!!! *die* Well, okay, ICly it appeared earlier, but, who cares.........
10/29/06 - Well, I got the bottle open, and stabbed a pill with my Spork. It broke in half.
Also, my journal was set up. Going to recount on what happened.
10/28/06 - I uh, got prescribed this bottle of pills........Yeah...........*stabs them with Spork*
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Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 4:42 pm
Uhh.........Perhaps sometime soon.
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Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 4:47 pm
 Skel as a floating octopi dodecopi thing -_-  Oh. My. Sporks. *drool* Skel turns humanoid! |Happy Home Post|TOC|Rules|Updates|FD|Skel|Household|
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Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 4:49 pm
 Xen FD's n00b from the NRC. He's Nintendo obsessed, though not so much anymore. He's been her charge since January 23, 2006. Xen feels as if FD's the n00b most of the time, seeing as he's very mature about (almost) everything non-Xbox related. Now that she's been diagnosed "insane", he feels that he's the only "normal" one left in the house.  Scylla Xen's pet Dragon from FD's pet shop. He's terrified of her, but a little less-so since first obtaining her.  Cloud Cloud is FD's friend from Tribal Territory, a place for these felines to go. She found him when he was a kitten, and he's stayed with her ever since. Xen and him don't really get along.  Drawing better one soon..........Damien Damien joined the family not that long ago. He tried to break in, and was caught by Scylla. He's still refusing to talk to anyone, after agreeing that he'd stay instead of go to court. Damien is blind in both eyes. He uses mostly his hearing to get around. Damien either doesn't remember or won't tell about his past, except that he was in a gang. Since joining it, he has always carried around a pink dagger.
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Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 4:50 pm
Chapter 1 - I blame the octopi
I sat at the kitchen table, looking down at my collection of Sporks. One white plastic, three black plastic, seventeen titanium, nine aluminum, two gold, seven silver, four copper, five steel, and twenty-two wooden. Seventy total. Of course, that wasn't counting my Throwing Sporks. Too many to count of those, seeing as they're always regenerating and making more of themselves.
Xen watched me nervously, like he's been doing for the few past weeks. I glanced up at him, and he looked away, pretending to be petting Scylla, who made a playful snap at him. I shrugged, and grabbed my plastic Spork, shoving that into my pocket. I picked up the rest and put them in the safe, before checking that the Throwing Sporks were there. They were.
I stepped over to the fridge, opening it and looking inside. Something caught my eye near the bottom. I crouched down and whipped out my Spork. "OCTOPI!!!" I shrieked, pulling the container out and throwing T-Sporks at it, before stepping on it. Xen had jumped up and ran over by now. "DIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!" I screamed, throwing more at it.
"FD! Calm down!" He yelled, to no availe. Scylla snarled, flapping her wings threateningly before grabbing a piece of octopi and swallowing it. I shrieked again and took off running. I rounded the corner to the garage to find Damien blocking my way, dagger drawn.
I doubled back, darting out of the hall just before Xen could block it. The back door had Scylla by it, and the front was guarded by Cloud. I stood in the living room by the front hall, and Xen slowly started inching towards me. "FD, calm down. It's just food. There's nothing-" He stopped suddenly, as I took of running towards the window.
He gaped, unable to think. I pulled out a few T-Spork's last second and pelted the window with them, shattering it completely. I dove through it, landing on my feet on the other side. As I took off down the street, I could hear Xen calling out behind me, and I saw a couple neighbors either looking at me through their windows, or watching from the front patio.
I sprinted for a while, adreneline pumping. Suddenly, I heard a distant siren, coming from the way I was heading. I spun on my heel, running off down a side-street and into the quiter part of the outskirts. Eventually I slowed from a run to a jog, a jog to a walk. I looked around, not having been to this part of town much. The houses were a bit smaller here, though still very nice. This was where a lot of older or "different" Gaians lived.
After turning down many streets, the sound of the sirens faded. I was still clutching my Spork, and all of the passer-byers avoided me. That was fine. Suddenly, I noticed that it was dark out. As in, hours after I'd left, and I hadn't eaten since that morning. A street light popped on in front of me, and I quickly and skillfully threw a couple T-Sporks at it, blowing the bulb. With each new light, I threw more, until the whole street was dark.
For some reason, within the last few weeks I'd taken a liking to the dark. That, and Sporks. A flicker of light at the edge of my sight caught my attention, and I spun towards it. A TV flickered inside the nearest house, and a young Gaian sat watching it. He appeared to be human at first glance, but then I saw his tail and ears. Devil tail, Elf ears. Whatever, nothing new on Gaia.
I would have passed by, had I not seen what he was eating. My eyes grew wide, and I tightened my grip on my plastic Spork as I watched him shoveling..............It into his mouth. A shudder of fear passed through me, and suddenly, the adrenaline was pumping again. Five T-Sporks appeared in my hand, and I started chucking them at his window. It took two to shatter it, the third smashed his TV, and when he finally looked by the fourth and fifth, they smacked him in the head.
I jumped in through the window, tossing a few more at him before pulling out my plastic Spork. I ran over and began stabbing him with it mercilessly, until he was writhing in pain. "FILTHY OCTOPI SCUM! YOU SHALL PAY, THE BLOOD MUST BE GIVEN!" I shouted, stabbing harder with each word. He whimpered, too hurt to be able to do anything now. A few of the stabs were actually drawing blood.
He mumbled something about atleast it wasn't metal, and then passed out as I continued stabbing. A few minutes later, a flash of light forced me to turn my head. As I did so, I smelled something funny. I weakly tossed a T-Spork towards the smell, and then passed out.
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I sat up suddenly, ignoring the pain in my head as I did so. I reached around in my pockets frantically, sighing in releif as I found my plastic Spork, and T-Sporks just where they should be. Of course they were there, they came back if dropped. Looking around, I noticed that I was in pitch darkness. I panicked for only a second before starting to feel comfortable. Hey, I liked darkness, I reminded myself, stretching.
I just sat on the floor of where ever I was for a while, I'm not exactly sure how long. It seemed like atleast a couple hours. After however long it was, a door opened, and light spilled into the room. It revealed it to be some kind of a cell, with barred windows, a bunk bed, and a sink. Standing in the doorway, was a Gaian Officer, along with my household.
I waved at them cheerfully. Xen groaned, smacking his forhead. Damien just stood there, his hand on his dagger, staring into the cell. Cloud sat on the floor, staring at me, as did Scylla. The Officer stood there for a minute, then beckoned to me. I shrugged and hopped up.
When he noticed the Spork, the Officer stumbled a few steps back, fumbling for his shock stick. I giggled, slipping it into my pocket. The others stepped back a bit too, looking nervous. The Officer shook his head, mumbling, "C'mon......."
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"You killed an innocent Gaian! Because he ate some octopus!" The judge seemed fed up, as if dealing with too many people lately. I smiled, shrugging.
"He needed to be freed. That octopi was controlling his mind. Believe me, it was the best thing for him. The Sporks told me so." The judge rubbed his temples, grumbling to himself. He turned to the Officer.
"You're absolutely sure she used a Spork?!?!?!" He nodded, and the judge turned back to me. "Well, I could send you to jail. But, sending insane people to jail isn't always a good thing. Lucky for you, you have another option. There's a new place, called the Happy Home. Just recently opened. They help people.............In your situations. So, you either agree to take the HH's help, or go to jail. What's your choice?"
I smiled again. It seemed to make everyone more nervous, but I payed no attention. "The Happy Home, if you'd be so kind."
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Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 4:52 pm
Chapter 2 - Would you like pills with that Spork?
"Pills." Xen snatched the PS2 controller out of my hands and dropped the bottle into them.
"Heeeeeeey!" I whined, grabbing for the controller. He held it further away.
"Not until you take some! C'mon, FD, you heard the judge, the doctor, the police, and that kid from Barton. You've gotta take 'em or you'll never be cured. Now, don't make me hide your Sporks." He threatened, stepping towards the safe. I narrowed my eyes.
"Don't you dare. I've got Throwing Sporks, and I'm not afraid to use them." I reached into my pocket, and he sighed.
"Just take them." He dropped the controller and walked away, sighing. I tapped my fingers on the couch for a moment, staring after him and feeling a slight pang of guilt.
The little bottle seemed to stare up at me mockingly. I glared back, until I got sick of it. "Stop insulting me!" I smacked my Spork into it, causing the lid to pop off. Curiously, I shook the bottle upside-down over my hand. Three black-and-white pills dropped out. I raised them up to eye level, and then sniffed them. They smelled like medicine.
The side of the bottle said at least one before every meal, maximum two before every meal, and then to also take regularly if not showing any results. I actually noticed the name of the medicine on the bottle now. Skelaxin. Kinda odd, but I shrugged. The capsules looked very much like bones to me for some reason, but I popped two of them into my mouth anyways, putting the third back into the bottle.
Cloud appeared a couple minutes later. "Pills?" I nodded, and he stalked away, satisfied.
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Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 4:53 pm
Chapter 3 - Alone..........With an Octopi!!And seventy Sporks, a PS2, some ice cream, and a brand spankin' new journal!11/01/06
Dear Journal,
............Uh...............Well, I've never really used one of these before, to be frank. But, the others left it for me yesterday when they left to go "run errands" so that I'd have something to do, so, I guess I should use it.
Well, like I said, the others have been leaving a lot lately--Taking my car!!!-- And it's left me with nothing to do. The first or second time they left, I decided to polish all of my Sporks. I guess they find it disturbing for someone to spend three hours shining one Spork, but, who cares what they think, right?
--Skiz! I just remembered what I wanted to tell you! Oh wait, one second.....
*writing trails off into scribbles of Sporks*
Sporky wanted a doughnut.
But, since the other day, this thing has started appearing. I think it was two days ago..... Well, I was playing on the PS2 again, when out of the corner of my eye I saw a shimmer of something. When I turned my head to look, nothing was there. I went back to my game, trying hard to concentrate, but I swear something was there. I kept turning to try and look at it, and it was always gone! And it even caused me to die!
Around that point, I yelled at whatever-it-was to leave me alone. I hadn't seen it since. Until yesterday.
*next few lines scribbled on again*
They left again that morning, now even before I woke up. They all just got up, and left. When I came-to, I got the same old note. Here, I'll tape it in so you can see, Mr. Journal.Gone out FD--
We've gone out. Be back later. Try not to kill anything with your pointy-spoon things.
-Everyone else in this house.
That note's really pathetic.........I think I'll throw a Spork at the wall now.
Well, Mr. Journal, so I got up and ate some breakfast yesterday, after taking a dose of the Skelaxin. Same thing. Since they've been going out, I've also started getting into the habit of using neighbors as target practice. Hehe.
So, I crouched on the front porch that morning, and as soon as a neighbor appeared, threw a couple T-Sporks at it. I've gotten pretty good at aiming.
After hitting that annoying lady that insists on always wearing a squid tentacle a few times, I noticed a green-and-blue blur and the edge of my vision. I tried to focus on it, but it slipped away again, just like the other day. So I went back to throwing, and this time, when it appeared, threw towards it without looking.
I looked quickly, only to see that the Spork had hit nothing, and people were giving me even more strange looks. But I finally saw it. A floating octopi. Green at the top, more blue towards the bottom. The little X on it seemed odd, but hey, not many people have seen floating green-to-blue octopi before.
It made a little chirping sound, then clacked it's beaky-thing at me, before floating around some more. I watched for a few seconds, before I felt the insanity anger building up. 'OCTOPIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" I screamed, thorwing numerous T-Sporks at it.
Several passer-byers stopped to look, staring straight through the.....Uhh...Thing. I continued throwing at it, but nothing happened. Then, it started to bob away, quickly up the street. I jumped up and raced after it. I chased it all the way out of the neighborhood, even past the others I think. I ended up at a place somewhat near the Happy Home.
Feeling tired, but still annoyed, I followed the thing into a nearby hotel. And, well, that's kinda where I am now. Exhausted, staying in a hotel, with this thing -Skel? Yes, maybe I should call him.......I mean it......Him Skel- bobbing over me.
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Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:52 pm
Chapter 4 - Clam's the Cure
This. Thing. Just. Keeps. Following me.
Okay, sorry, I didn't feel like putting another period up there........It got too annoying.
But, anyways, like I said, it won't leave me alone. Everywhere I look, that little blobbish thing is there! ...........Err, I guess I should call it him Skel.........Yes, I've decided it's a he. But, it just......Keeps following me. And freaking me out.
But, for some reason, Sporky doesn't hate it. Even though it's an octopi. So, if Sporky doesn't hate it, I suppose I shoud tolerate it.
*scribbles of stabbing octopi with Sporks*
You know, clams work really well for curing just about anything. Including floating dodecopi.
Yes, I've now decided that he's actually a dodecopi. Ignore what I wrote two paragraphs ago. I'm changing my mind now.
*scribbles*
So, yesterday night, I was trying to decide what to do for today, y'know? And Skel pops up out of nowhere, acting all strange. When he popped up, it scared me, and somehow or another I banged my arm against something. So, I get up and run to the freezer, for something cold to put on it, and all that's in there is a frozen clam.
I put the clam on my arm, and it begins to feel a bit better, when I remember about Skel. He still chattering in that odd way, so after a minute, I just kinda hold out the clam to him, and he goes all calm. He's been living in the freezer with the clam since then............
I'm hungry. *rest of the page is torn*
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Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 12:43 pm
Note to Self
Corn chips keep Skel quiet.
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Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 12:52 pm
Chapter 5 - Busy busy day >_>
Today, I met quite a few people.
The first two were at the Casino. So, I was playing Cards, and the dealer was being Cheat, so I stabbed him and left. What? There's absolutely nothing wrong with stabbing a Cheat.
I headed for the bar-- Wait, gotta get Skel some chips............
*scribbles*
And when I get to the bar, I see this little girl sitting there, up on the bar. So the first thought in my head is like, "target practice!". So I throw a couple of T-Sporks at her and they go through her. It was weird.
But, I also notice this employee carrying drinks, and throw some at him. So, at about the same time, the glasses behind the girl and the ones the guy is carrying break. Then it all happens fast, and I end up outside, walking and looking for them.
Skel floated around the girl some. Wonder why?
So, while I'm walking, I run into another lady, and a pile of feathers she has.........The feathers' name is Ali, but I never got hers. I was talking to her, when I see this guy with *weirdly colored hair walking around, so I looked at him for a minute, and I thought he walked through someone.
I was right. But, he goes all invisible and starts comign over, so I throw some Sporks at him, and they just.....Fall when they go through him. And then he just kinda starts acting weird, and I end up stabbing him in the eye, and the other lady whacks him in the head.
...........
She never told me her name. He didn't either.
He was kinda rude.
Did I mention how polite he was? =D
*Weirdly colored hair - pretty orange hair that glitters in the sun
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Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:19 am
I'm sick of coming up with chapter names.
So, no more. Atleast, none at the mo.
Since last update, nothing too exciting has happened. Skel, Sporky, and I still reside in this hotel, but we've upgraded to a better room. Yay. The little dodecopi is quite obnoxious, and if he was solid, I believe he would be being Sporked right now, but I've given up my efforts for now, seeing as the thrown Sporks do nothing but make him hide inside that clam.
*clam scribbles*
I've officially decided that Skel is a he. Because I feel like-...............
Did you know that HH is rumored to have a paper bag running it? I wonder what the bag's made out of. Maybe I can see the bag. Perhaps it was the thing on the front desk when I first went there? Maybe I should bring it candy.
.....................
Did I mention that the others tried to make us come back a few days ago?
Skel and I were coming back from a stroll around town- still haven't seen the guy from the casino or the girl from the corner, or that orange haired weirdo-, and when I arrived, the hotel mananger told me I had guests. He said he let them in because they bri- he means, showed ID. Psh. Where would a n00b get an ID? (I wonder what they bribed him with?)
So, Skel and I decided against taking the elavator- My room was right across from it- and the stairs are too boring- just metal steps-, so we decided on the challenging way! I must tell you, scaling a building using Sporks is pretty hard.
So, we get up on my belcony, and peek in, and they're all crouching around the door, waiting. I open the door quietly, and sneak in, coming up behind them and throwing a couple Sporks. "OUT OUT OUT!" I shouted, taking them completely by surprise. It took a while- some yelling, some screaming, some trying to force people into burlap bags, and a lot of Spork throwing- but they finally left us in peace.
That's the main reason we switched roms. I also found out that the mananger is easily intimidated by people who throw Sporks. They won't be bothering us again any time soon.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 9:16 am
Dear Ms. FantasticDragons It has come to our attention that you are abusing your pills. Abusive use of pills is almost as bad as not taking them altogether.
We believe it would be in your best interest to continue taking them, and stop destroying them. If this behavior continues, we shall have to have a meeting at the Happy Home. Please reconsider your actions.
Happy Home Staff
*letter sloppily taped in*
I don't see how splitting the pills in half is abusing them. I still take what I'm supposed to take. Though, there was one day I didn't have enough. I didn't see Skel very much that day.
But, perhaps I should start taking them more. Or, maybe I do want a meeting at the HH HQ. Might be interesting.
And yet, whenever I don't take them, Skel seems to disappear. I don't really want that. I mean, he is pretty entertaining. For a dodecopi.
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