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 Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2004 12:29 pm
Role play monty python here (movie collisions allowed)
The black knight just has been kiled by tim the enchanter
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2004 12:48 pm
*Sir 'Not appearing in theis film' rides in*
Black knight: I'm warning you!
Tim: Oh shut up
*Tim blasts the Black Knight's head off*
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2004 1:00 pm
Sir Not Appearing In This Film: What did you just do to him?
Tim: Silence! I am TIM!!!! *points at a nearby tree that explodes*
Sir Not Appearing In This Film: Blimey! *he scarpers*
Tim: Now there's only one thing left to do!
*raises his staff*
Tim: FIND OUT WHY I KILLED HIM
Black Knight's head (in a crater about 20 metres away): I'm not dead! Giving up are you!
*Tim points at the head which blows up and flies further away, then walks away from the scene*
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2004 2:26 pm
sends a evil twin of the bunny after sir not appearing in this film
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2004 7:46 pm
*Sir robbin cowardly hides behind bushes while whatcing. at the same time his jester sings" Sir Robin he is chickining out! He cowardly hides behind the bush--"
Sir Robin" Shut up!!"
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2004 8:31 pm
raises his staff and sparks the bush as the ashes grow and the fire expandes
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2004 8:44 pm
The french gaurds from that one castle come in for no real reason.One of the guard said "You call dat a spell? My grandmoder could do bettar than that, you pathetic b*****d!"
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Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 7:06 am
*Sir Robin is unharmed, seeing as he bravely buggered off just before Tim struck the bush*
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Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 9:44 am
as sir Robin flees, he runs into the bridge master. "Halt! you may not pass this bridge, unless you answer these qustions three!!"
Sir Robin looks around " .... I say, what bridge?"
Bridge master" um, I, uh... I don't know..." and gets huled into the pit of despar that just so happens to be way far away from where they where standing.
Sir Robin shrugs, and pretends to ride on. with his jester following behind "brave, brave, sir Robin! he defeated the brige Master, with only his wits, and two eyes..."
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Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 10:14 am
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:55 pm
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Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 6:11 pm
Tim: You moron! ~he yells at the frenchmen~ I am French! Ya know, those with big, sharp, pointy teeth! ~does teeth thing~
The frenchmen whispter a moung themselves, and lower the gate. Tim dissapears inside.
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Mistress DragonFlame Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 5:47 pm
*sir bedavere comes in, talking to the ones hoo claims he has been turned into a newt*
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Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 8:52 pm
roar!!!
and then all of the sudden the animater had a fatal hart attack.
errr...
*falls over in chair*
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Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 8:55 pm
" we are the knights who say NI!!!!!!!"
other knights-"NI NI NI"
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