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 Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 4:11 pm
So I was elbow deep in pumpkin goo making a pumkin (duh).
And then my sisters boyfriend decides to make dinner.
So he takes a leg of cow out of the outside freezer and starts carving it up.
(yeah true mexicans right thur)
And being the wussy little vegitarian I was getting woosy.
And then A gob of meat gross landed on my face.
So I puked.
In the pumpkin.
Then It fell out of the face all over me.
And my sister was like ew.
And she spilled the fake blood she was mixing up for the party.
Like all over me. ANd then she puked on me being grossed out by puke.
One shower later I'm not allowed back in the kitchen untill dinners made.
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Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:06 pm
Once In the 1st grade, right after lunch a kid puked.
He had eaten alphaghetti for lunch, and you could still see all the letters in his puke.
And then another time, someone puked in the hallway, and then this girl didnt see it and slipped on the puke.
She fell in the puke, and then added to the mess when she realized what she was covered in.
Then this one time, my friend Bryten ate like, twenty dollars worth of 5 cent sour candies.
He puked rainbows for like a solid minute.
Then my friend Darin ate an entire handful of salt, and projectile vomited for about 9 hours straight untill completely dehydrating himself and having to be taken to emergency.
Me and a friend puked from laughing too hard one night.
My friend Chris scared his little brother, and the kid screamed so hard he puked.
I ate this funky smelling cold popcorn at an outdoor fairytale park thing and puked in the car three times, which caused my cousin Shaye to puke.
My little brother puked between his bed and his wall while he was asleep.
We didnt find out until later that week when his room started to smell like a corpse.
And a guy I know puked hardxcore after eating a Habanero pepper.
Twice, actually. It burned on the way out, which caused him to puke again.
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Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:13 pm
I HAVE ASTORY
TO TELL
ABOUT PUKE
THAT EVERYONE HAS HEARD
i puked in a restaurant bathroom
from substitute sugar
and
it was orange
with chunks
and i observed it for a while
it had the consistency of spaghetti sauce
the chunky kind
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Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:32 pm
One time my parents tried to make me go washing machine shopping, and I was all like "I'm sick I can't go." And they were like "Bullshit."
But they decided to stop and get breakfast first. That's when I showed them.
I puked everywhere. All down the isle, rushing like a river that pooled at the back and washed over this table of gay guys' shoes.
Ever since we've called CK's "the vomitorium."
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Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:35 pm
I told this one before.
One time I was at work and some a** slipped beef in my taco (the tofu ones)
And then it tasted not the same.
And all the coworkers gathered to watach me eat it.
And then he was all el oh ell suprise. And I puked it up on him.
Then he puken on my supervisers shoes who then in turn puked on the a** hat.
I puked again.
Some one ran out and puked.
Then another person running from the room slipped in the puke and puked.
A customer puked on the counter.
So we had to close the store and have it deep cleaned and everyone could go home and change.( a** hat had to clean it all up.)
And then later some kid puked in the loby.
There was much vomiting that day.
Oh oh oh and as a kid. I puked while eating speggeti and a noodle was hanging out of my nose and mouth at the same time.
Nose flossing is painful.
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Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:57 pm
My friends and I were smoking pot, and I cheesed out so hard I puked.
When I was little, I went to school sick and managed to run to the bathroom while puking.
I puked on my friend's dog after drinking (almost) an entire gallon of milk.
I puked after eating Indian food.
I got pissy drunk and got the mudbutt, so I sat on the toilet and held a garbage can in my lap with fluids shooting out of both ends of me.
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Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 6:12 pm
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Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 6:13 pm
The Almighty Bobo I got pissy drunk and got the mudbutt, so I sat on the toilet and held a garbage can in my lap with fluids shooting out of both ends of me. My dad got a bug that made him s**t and puke at the same time.
He didn't know that though, untill he was already on the toilet.
Half an hour later he was up to his ankles in puke.
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Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 6:27 pm
Once I was at a hotel and got sick.
I ate too many little rainbow cookie sticks.
So I took some Dimetap and then woke up at like 2:30 am and went and puked.
It was all purply and I only got about half of it in the toilet.
All over the back, the bottom, the floor, and it was shooting out my nose like crazy.
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Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 6:56 pm
Last time I went to the viper room, I got hella sick after the after partie.
I am so ******** glad for maid service.
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 10:47 pm
I love
Meat.
Especially cow.
Mmm, bovine. <3
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Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 11:14 pm
The Mighty Z-Rex I love
Meat.
Especially cow.
Mmm, bovine. <3 me2. It doesn't matter that I'm an environmentalist socially conscious whatnot, I'm not giving up my meat. However I will try to buy it from local cows, tastes better anyway. Yay socially conscious tasty.
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 11:40 pm
Carving pumpkins is lame, anyways.
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Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 8:27 am
I hardly ever throw up..
I feel left out.
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Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:03 am
I got so drunk on my nans 80th birthday I was puking for 2 days afterwards, because whatever I had drank had lined my stomach, and everytime I had water it made me drunk again. I had to have milk mixed with water spoonfed to me xd
When I was in lower school we were eating lunch, and this kid took a sip of his drink, then puked all over the table.
My sister had some sort of stomach illness the other week, and everytime I went downstairs she was puking. Everyone was mean to me because I avoided her like the plague, but I didn't really want to sit in the same room as someone puking their guts up every 5 minutes.
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