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 Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 7:55 pm
Some things my mama used to say to me and my siblings....
1. When we got into this store, dont touch s**t!
2.Why you crying? I'll give you something to cry about.
3. Go get my belt.
4. Yo real mama name is Geraldine.
5. You're adopted.
6.Thats not your real daddy.
7. Don't act stupid in front of those white folks.
8. What part if no dont you understand, the n or the o.
9.If you can talk you can breathe.
10. I hope you know thats your dinner.
11. Scrath ya a** get glad.
12. You don ******** up the church's money
13.I dont give a rat cat a**.
14.I dont like you.
15.I like you more than the others.
16.I bet if the teacher asked you about pokemon a test you'd pass it.
17.If you don't like it you aint gotta eat it.
18. I'll beat you like you stole something.
19. Be in before the street lights come on.
20. I swear, the more I teach y'all the dumber I get.
more as i think of them
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:34 pm
Number 8!!!! LMAO Those are so true!
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 11:19 am
21. Foodstamps are just as good as money, if not better.
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 11:23 am
Rikdo Yoshiko 21. Foodstamps are just as good as money, if not better. I remember when I was younger and going to the foodstamp office(is that the real name of the place?) with mom and three younger sibling. It 'money' as far i remember it was brown, green, and i think red or pink. That seems like a long a** time ago.
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 11:46 am
22. Yo daddy was white.....( that was for me alone)
23. Stay away from the candy lady ( i swear everywhere I lived with my mom there was somebody selling candy and stuff from their house and far as i know it wasn't legal)
24. Do I look like a give a damn?
25. If you come beat up, I'ma beat ya a** again.
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 2:28 pm
Lol. I used to get 2,3,8,10, 19, and 25.
One my mom said alot was, "I brought you into this world and I can sure as hell take you out!"
rofl
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:19 pm
Disruptive Lol. I used to get 2,3,8,10, 19, and 25.
One my mom said alot was, "I brought you into this world and I can sure as hell take you out!"
rofl AHH! I forgot about that one. gonk
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Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 6:35 pm
26. Why you scratching? ''..........'' that means you dirty, go take a bathe.
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Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:36 pm
You gon run away? Theres the door. Bye!
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:33 am
My mom had said some of those. rofl
I love my mommy. 4laugh
She also says, "A hard head makes a soft butt." though she sometimes substitutes 'butt' with 'a**' or 'behind'.
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Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 10:38 am
The all-time best command you can give a child--
Shut up and answer me!!
WTF?! If I do either, my a** is still in trouble!! gonk
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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:03 am
i hated when my mom said #2. i mean, i'm already crying, why make me cry even more?? crazy moms... i remember when i found out that you can call DCF (dept. of children + families - social services) on your parents if they hit/spanked you. i threatened to call them once and she spanked me for that. then she said "if i go to jail for that, your a** better start running when i get out!"
my mom is crazy.... xd
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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 6:27 pm
lunamoon999 i hated when my mom said #2. i mean, i'm already crying, why make me cry even more?? crazy moms... i remember when i found out that you can call DCF (dept. of children + families - social services) on your parents if they hit/spanked you. i threatened to call them once and she spanked me for that. then she said "if i go to jail for that, your a** better start running when i get out!"
my mom is crazy.... xd i remember when i found out about DHR (dept. of human resources) my sis called them for real.....my mom beat the s**t outta her, rofl
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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:14 pm
Passion_Dragon The all-time best command you can give a child-- Shut up and answer me!!WTF?! If I do either, my a** is still in trouble!! gonk
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Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:45 am
I always use to get 1,2,7,8,13,17,18,19,20,21 and 24.
I had a very sassy mouth when I was youger too so I also use to here "Shut the f*ck up or I'll slap the taste out of your mouth" or "Keep on talking and I'll beat the color out of your a**". stare
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