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What is a long cat? o.O

At exactly 11:42 AM on November 1st, 2006 the world will be destroyed.
We, the Disciples of Brahm, have a device capable of forming a so-called 'supermassive' black hole, using newly discovered wormhole technology stolen from top secret United States military facilities. This technology creates a hole in space, allowing us to funnel matter directly from the super-massive black hole at the center of the universe.
With this technology, we will form a similar black hole exactly one hundred kilometeres away from Earth, directly above the city of Washington DC.
Naturally, Earth will be destroyed.
Once the device is sucked into the black hole along with Earth, the singularity will collapse and radiate itself, sparing the rest of the solar system from the horrible fate that the planet Earth and its inhabitants will suffer.
YOU CANNOT STOP US, WE ARE EVERYWHERE, WE HAVE THIRTY SUCH DEVICES AND MANY CELLS IN A NUMBER OF CITIES AROUND THE GLOBE.
We strongly advise everybody to get very, very, drunk and have lots of sex. Go to Disney World or something.

We are the Disciples of Brahm, in His glorious name we act.

Edited for immediate fakeness so that Gaia doesn't shut us down for being too stupid to realize the original post was a joke.

I presonally prefer Speedy Cat. :p

REAL Long Cats scare me. @___@