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 Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 1:25 pm
Dive Bars are full of colorful people. Its a high brow gathering of low brow people doing low brow things. Thus my favorite type hang out.
Every so often I meet some one so strange the defy catagorization. They become one of those "that guy stories" that ever one knows.
I went out to my favorite dive again. (this time I didn't get totaly sloshed.)
Then my mom calls telling me to get my a** home (it was only a little after midnight)
So I go outside to talk to her because I can't here s**t over the jukebox.
And while shes all "blah blah blah. I light up a cigrett.
She finaly hangs up so I trie to kill it off.
And some guy asks me If I like horses.
I realy don't, I'm one of the few girls who dosen't like horses.
So then he starts talking about how cool horses are and then he brings up their hung like horses.
I tell him that may be why they're called horses.
He says he and some friends are going to buy a whole bunch of horses and donkeys.
And then I say "woah, this isn't that kind of freaky internet s**t is it?"
He keeps talking about donkeys. "they're realy soft and when you just slid your hand on them they get realy long. You can make Millions that way. With a cute face like yours guys would go nuts..."
At this time everyone who was outside smoking had snuffed their cancer maker and went inside.
He starts to descibe the website he wants to make. Donkey Long.com
He starts writting down a number on a napkin.
I get up go back inside and continue my game of pool.
The rest of the night was relativly tame.
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 2:12 pm
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 3:02 pm
go for it
you may enjoy it
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 4:06 pm
You guys are wrong on so many levels.
I don't think the donkey was ready for a commitment.
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 4:16 pm
Donkeys are adorable, though.
Don't you love cute things, Staci?
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 4:29 pm
Sounds like my kind of topic.
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 4:32 pm
hey who sad anything about commitment?
the donkey could be up for a one nighter
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 4:37 pm
Baby donkeys are cute.
But old ones are ugly.
And smelly.
It would be like getten down and dirty with Bobo.
I'm not down with being a *****.
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:14 pm
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:51 pm
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:03 pm
Your so wrong.
That would go against all the Tao of Staci.
One of the best known mantras is "I'm not a *****, I'm not a *****, I'm not a *****."
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:22 pm
Allow us to dance the dance of maturity.
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 10:00 pm
Grass on the field: play ball, grass on the field: play ball, grass on the field: play ball.
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 10:02 pm
Yngwie Grass on the field: play ball, grass on the field: play ball, grass on the field: play ball. I have no clue of wtf that was about, but I'm so mixing that into a song.
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 10:34 pm
The ball is round, the ball is round, the ball is round.
Oh and that's SICK.
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