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 Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 1:43 pm
Dude, I can't believe this. Yesterday, I discovered I had an ab muscle by somehow hurting it in gym class. I didn't even know you could pull stomach muscles. I couldn't stand up straight for almost 15 mins. And then I was like, WTF?
Okay, yeah, I'm bored, could y'all tell? xd
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 3:38 pm
Pulled an ab muscle? Ouch... didn't know that was possible either... but ouch...
One time, I got charlie horse when I was swimming in our school's pool. Hurt lyka motha-*****!
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 5:32 pm
accident prone? AMEN.
Though, I never do anything REALLY painful.
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 8:29 am
You guys won't believe some of the things I've tripped over and ran into. xd
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 11:19 am
... sad
You know what? My tea predicts my immanent death. It's funny.
Has that ever happened to you? eek I'm curious
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 6:17 pm
Tea? You mean that powdered stuff I drink is called tea?
*squints into a steaming mug* *glasses fog over*
Nope, I definitely can't see nothing.
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 8:37 pm
XD Lucky you.
imagine one's own drink trying to kill a person... crying so sad...
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 6:36 pm
One thing I have run into ....
a portable.
Yes.. you know those extra buildings for schools
One of those.
Felt like I broke my shoulder.
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:17 pm
Milk attacked me once. I choked, spluttered, and nearly died. The idiot who made me laugh didn't even notice my death throes.
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:22 pm
I went paintballing on Saturday.
=bruises up a wall, still here on Monday.
Still hurt, too. And you know what?
I'm probably going again on Friday.
Call me crazy.
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Avoid Alliteration Always Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 8:28 pm
Let's see:
A whole bunch of poles, in a row
The gym's concrete wall
My Clarinet frequently attacks me
My sister's ipod
I got stuck in my jacket
Last night a volleyball hit me in the face and bounced off to hit the chess table I poke my eye, like every day
Howcome the chair is never there!!??
A flowerpot, costed me some stitches
Hardwood floor, oh how slippery!
When I was little, coffee table, lots of black eyes
The bus window
And the one rock in the whole gym...ect.
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Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 4:05 pm
Well, here’s my list. ^_^
Shuttle run: my shoe scuds the gym floor and I do a somersault flat onto my butt
I fell into a wall and dented it
I tripped on a wall
I tripped on a door
I ran into a door, more than once
I wiped out on rollerblades
I wiped out on rollerblades standing still
I tripped on my pants
I ran a jumprope relay with the jumprope stuck on my foot...and won
I run down a hallway, a guy steps out from a doorway, I trip on him, end up perfectly somersaulting before landing on my butt
I’ve stapled my finger
A tree in my front yard attacks me regularly
I bashed my head in PE football
People like to hit hockey pucks at my head
I've run into poles...repeatedly...within fifteen minutes
And I’ve never broken a bone, nor sprained anything
How amazing is that?
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Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 11:49 pm
Annie's accident-prone. That, or not as smart as her report card says.
I've run into ...
- Those evil column-y things the middle school I went to has.
- Chairs. Any, and every chair.
- A mosquito net. ... YES. A mosquito net.
- A solid, BLACK wooden wall.
- The evil glass doors. Evil, evil, evil glass doors. *hiss*
- My bedroom door, an infinite number of times. Note to self: remember to open door before trying to walk inside the room.
- Poles.
- Desktops.
And tripped over ...
- Chairs - again, each and every. Go me.
- Guitars.
- My mattress ... moving accident, funny story.
- My shoelaces. But this time, they were tied together.
- Tables! Stupid coffee tables that reach my knees!
- Oh, and those evil low tables they have at Japanese restaurants.
- My boyfriend's drumsticks ... and drum kit ... and drum stool ... and his legs.
- A computer monitor.
- My schoolbag ... it's like with chairs.
- Pillows.
- Crutches.
- Walking canes.
- Wastebaskets.
- My pants. Around my feet. XD
- My own dorky feet.
And fell over/from/in ...
- Bed. It's not considered a normal day at home if it doesn't start with a "*THUD*" noise from my bedroom, followed by an "I really think I broke something this time!!"
- The creepy shower in the Holiday Inn bathroom. Seriously. Who in their right mind designs a shower with glass doors and round edges!? It's dangerous, I tell you.
- The roof of my aunt's one-story house. I fell on top of a pile of leaves, but still - ow.
- Countless deep holes, each filled with something unknown to nature in color and rather fowl in smell.
- Tree, when I was a wee lass with far less motor coordination. Outcome? Broken left leg, really useful for weather forecasts.
And, aside from my broken leg, I've got ... a five-stitch scar in my left knee, a scar in my eyelid (rocks are not playthings), have pierced twice the same site in the same ear (I have a scar now), I've had coffee, tea, and SALSA thrown in my eyes, I almost choked on Chinese food - and then some of it for some reason came out of my nose, licked a frozen doorframe and gotten my tongue stuck to it. And ... I'm sure there's more, but I can't remember.
Annie's kind of stupid. That, or the God of Coordination gets a kick out of watching me.
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 4:37 pm
I've:
destroyed several hairdryers/chi's
dropped an iPod into a cup of Dr. Pepper
run into a glass door
choked on ice, cheetos, tea
almost murdered by evil tea that foretold my death,
rejected many, many deadly chain letters
been mentally murdered by many classmates (if looks could kill...O.o)
lost everything I owned at least once
been flipped over while in a desk
tripped over air
caught on fire (srsly, guys)
picked fights with burly football jocks sweatdrop
And have never once broken, sprained, or hurt ANYTHING. The worst injury I ever got: knocked my elbow against the side of a desk. Funny bone, ya know?
Welllll, I did have a minor tumor on my back when I was like, 2. But, whatever.
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Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 3:31 pm
Okay kids, we aren't gonna get into stitches and casts and bruises and injuries, 'cause I beatcha all. Bite me later.
I recently acquired a ripped tendon in my right knee. NO FEAR. The doctor said I was okay after harshly probing my injury area. Gack. But yeah, wow, you guys come really close though.
I win, I sliced my eyelid in my sleep and had it reattached all in one night. xDD Beat THAT. I have other ones, but that is by far the weirdest.
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