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anarchist_izen

PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:17 am


According to the Gnostic faith, God is the excrements of the superior Goddess, Sophia. She had created "God" also known in the faith as Yaltabetith, through her excrements. He was arrogant and thought of himself as the only one.
PostPosted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 4:07 pm


What? Man! That is....really weird. I perfer to go with what my dad says, God was the Big Bang. Big "high and mighty" was all alone, as God was all that existed, and wanted company...so God made the universe out of the only that that existed...God. Would that make us kind of like God turds?

NeoRokuen


Fenix Raquen

PostPosted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 3:59 pm


Wow, i have never heard of that before.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:01 pm


NeoRokuen
What? Man! That is....really weird. I perfer to go with what my dad says, God was the Big Bang. Big "high and mighty" was all alone, as God was all that existed, and wanted company...so God made the universe out of the only that that existed...God. Would that make us kind of like God turds?


gods ever expanding remains. XD!!!!

Acrea-Teh-LogiC-Filter121


gigacannon
Crew

PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:13 am


It's really a bit more complicated than that, and Gnostics don't agree on most points.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:29 am


... Never heard that one before.

Sadistic-L o v e x


master_of_games413

PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 8:16 pm


im sorry but i about s**t myself when i read that
PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:33 pm


Makes perfect sense. exclaim

Covered-Up Boxers


T1MB3RW0LF1337

PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:37 pm


I have to say I like the Gnostic Gospels more than any of the other religions.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 10:03 pm


I like that idea, now i wonder how long til its twisted and used for wrong purposes, used to start a war, disprove and keep non-believers down. We all shall argue about what color of s**t we are now!

XxOrazioxX


Bossman Joe

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:54 pm


OMG! Is that why it's a "sin" to take a dump?!
PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 4:34 pm


In Gnostic Gospel the "god" that people worship is not the true enlightenment but a farce figure. The eating from the tree of knowledge was supposedly a way to break free from the false "god." The snake was actually Sophie, mother of the fake "god," and it was her attempt to free us from the farce "god."

T1MB3RW0LF1337

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