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 Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 12:42 pm
What would you never expect an FF chaiacter say.
For example
Rikku: No more fun for me
Yuna: I can't be bothered to finish my pilgrimage
Aeris: i wanna be evil
FF 1
You are NOT the Prophesied ones, you are too 8 bit!
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Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 1:49 pm
Tifa: Did my breasts get bigger.
((just don't hit."))
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Zeddicous_Zul_Zorrander Captain
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Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 10:34 pm
FFI
Black Mage: i hate magic
White Mage: everyone can just die!
Fighter: swords are crappy!
Thief: thats it i'm not stealling one more thing
Monk: Why am i the only one without a weapon. I want weapons!
Red Mage: Magic and weapons suck. thats it i'm going monk!
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Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 2:29 am
Cloud: hey wheres my materia? it's gone
every one stares at yuffie
Yuffie: hey it wasn't me
Cid: Dam i lost them gambling on the chocobo races. Cloud your chocobo sucks!
Cloud: now what we meant to kill sephiroth with?
Cid:...... we still have meaningless questions, like why is cait sith so stupid
Cait sith: hey! you know i have a personality disorder
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 11:23 am
Inside sin with Seymore
Yuna: Screw you guys I'm gonna help Seymore kill everybody.
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Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 10:23 am
FF10, when Tidus is talking to Wakka for the first time.
Tidus thinking: I felt like I could trust this Wakka, so I just had to ask...
Tidus: Dude, is that hairgel?! *Takes a big glob of it and puts it in his own hair*
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Seymoure to Lulu, and her retort.
Seymour: Nice boobs, b***h.
Lulu: Nice a**, a**.
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When Yuna finishes her sending.
Lulu: There there, don't cry now. *Under her breath* wimp.
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Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 10:28 am
Tifa: I need another boob job. These things are just too tiny.
Aerith: Y'know Sephiroth, you're kinda hot.
Barrett: I pity the fool who do drugs.
Cid: I should really quit smoking.
Aerith: USE A PHOENIX DOWN, DUMBASS!!!!!!
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 6:52 am
I'll add to this something an FF character wouldn't do.
After Yuna kisses Seymour and then jumps off the tower, she doesn't summon Valefor.
Hey, I know I'd rather die than kiss him!!!
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 1:43 am
Sephiroth: Hey every one! peace and love!
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 11:10 am
Sephiroth: "Sword...too heavy" *struggles to lift sword and collapses*
Yuna (anywhere): ********, s**t, crap or any form of swear word
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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 10:10 pm
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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 10:11 pm
Nel_Zelpher Tifa: I need another boob job. These things are just too tiny. Aerith: Y'know Sephiroth, you're kinda hot. Barrett: I pity the fool who do drugs. Cid: I should really quit smoking. Aerith: USE A PHOENIX DOWN, DUMBASS!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE AERIS ONE IS SO TRUE!!!
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 12:43 am
Cloud puts Aeris in the river
Aeris: Hey cloud i'm not dead and i can't swim
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 9:24 am
LMAO! these are truely funny.
uuuhhh how bout...
The scene in ff7 where there sitting on the hill waiting for everyone
Cloud: ...Tifa...
Tifa: ...yes Cloud?...
Cloud: stay hear I need to get something in the airship
*leaves the passionate moment for a minute and enters the airship kitchen*
Vincent: *appears from the shadows* ...hello...cloud...
Cloud: *turns around all shocked like*
Vincent: ...lets just stop the sherade...
Cloud:*blushes* oh fine...I LOVE YOU VINCENT! lets kill Tifa and run away together!
(No I'm not gay its just something that they would never say xd ...or would they? ninja ))
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Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 5:14 pm
(The Tidus one from Balmung really really bugged me throughout the entire freaking game. It bothers me!)
Gogo: I'm hungry. (Or anything, really... he never talks...)
Setzer: I hate opera!
Kefka: Hmm... maybe if we sat down and had a rational conversation...
General Leo: Let's poison Doma!
Gau: *anything in proper English*
Celes: But I'm a general for a mighty army!... I can't sing! ... I could never replace the renowned soprano for a famous opera, that much should be obvious!
(Although she should have said something...)
Tidus: *Anything Intelligent*
Yuna: *anything helpful*
Sephiroth: *anything interesting*
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