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Alright then I could always go for a quick battle. I'll go first I cant wait.

Yoyo they call him superslacker because he lacks skill/
Too weak for heavy punches the crow has gone in for the kill/

I'll have all of your buddies saying Vato you won't believe what I saw Slacker got beat by the new guy with just 8 bars/
So come on B Real this battle is not going to take you very far/

It should actually set you back according to Zone 2's laws/
Every time you rhyme it's like a library (silence) no sounds no applause/

I'm going to give you feedback look/
I'm the next big superhero and my rhymes are my comic books/

Just like a milkshake my hot lines got you shook/
I would kill for mines if I was a cop I would be a crook/

I be pushing it hard like a revolving door/
Put your head on a roller coaster ride have you screamin please no more/

I left ya NUMB with the first bar now they asking for an ENCORE/
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WAITING FOR because I won this battle after the fourth bar/

You are like a board game sorry/
The results are in YOU ARE NOT THE WINNER and we're not even on Maury/

I'm mad I wasted this hard verse on you. lol just kidding but make this worth it.

it's not that great, some bolded parts dont even connect, but the last line is ******** hilarious.

5/10

Zone man's all but zoned out,
load the lyrical pistol - c**k it back, let it shout.
You better start runnin' if you wanna see tommorow -
or find someone who really raps - see if they got skill you can borrow

You tossin out cottonbals, sayin' they weigh a ton,
your "heavy rhymes" are light, like a cinnabon cinnabun.
I got the heavy s**t, stronger than Jack Daniels,
I'm rollin' in fame, you just have a few granules.

You don't wanna get a rep, cause you know you cant back it up,
you aint got no balls, so you dont even wear a cup.
You leave the audience strongly disappointed,
cause you lines are amature and highly disjointed.

Good thing its an exhibition, cause you can't stand this lyrical beating,
only here two days and you found out that sucess is fleeting.
Barely got a toe in the water and now you're retreating,
so scared that for your life you're frantically pleading.

Zone2 all the way. Slacker yours was just too cocky and weak. You thought because he's a beginner he couldn't come up with something spectacualar. Well he came up with something that knocked your socks off.

VOTE: ZONE2

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This battle was close. Zone2 was alright, alright punches alright wordplay etc. but the flow wasn't consistent. The "I would kill for mines if I was a cop I would be a crook" straight didn't make sense but I'mma go ahead and assume you meant if you was a cop i would be a crook.

Slacker was more consistent just didn't hit as hard but I think he made up for it with the flow.

My vote goes to Superslacker.

[2 - 1] Slacker

I was soo off with this...

The continuity/flow kinda fluctuated a little too much, especially with the first line in the second bar. Well, that should have been the second bar, and that was it. But I can see why you extended it to link it up. That Numb/Encore bar was by far the most clever line by far in this battle, but your other punches didn't pack enough 'unf' for me.



Good and consistent in meter. Still, there weren't many punches that would have told me, "Slacker's the hands-down winner," although I like your vocabulary.

Verdict: Slacker
Reasoning: Everything tied in better.