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 Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 5:18 pm
For those of you that are aware of my door (pretty much everyone...), this topic should come as no surprise to you. This is going to be my quoteable thread! Post any quote you want here. The only rules are that the quote must be a one-liner that can stand alone (out of context) and still be funny. I'll, of course, prolly dominate this thread because I have about four pages of quotes saved...
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 7:21 pm
'I only wish there Bizarro versions of everyone, starting with Bizarro Bob Barker, who would end "The Price Am Wrong" by saying "Remember, everyone, let your pets ******** all they want!"'
~The Book of Ratings
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 8:54 pm
"I hate lying to Lois, but it's the only way to keep her from knowing the truth."
-Peter Griffin
Family Guy
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 9:38 pm
"Have you ever heard a robot sing a love song to a turtle?"
~Crow, MST3k
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 9:50 pm
((For great justice!))
"How many chicken strips are in the four pack?"
-Penny (Silverian07)
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 9:58 pm
((For Great Justice!))
"It's an intesticle."
~Kev (t**t)
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 10:03 pm
(( xd ))
"Oh, nobody hates you. Except for that one guy. With the flame-thrower."
-Francesca (Theoretically dead)
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 10:07 pm
Godzilla3092 ((For great justice!)) "How many chicken strips are in the four pack?" -Penny (Silverian07) Damn Straight!
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 10:09 pm
"God, I love the smell of burning flesh and the sound of breaking glass!"
~Crow, MST3k
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 10:11 pm
((One of my favorites that I'd like to think of as a way of life...))
"I believe we all went through a phase where we did everything in our power to be 'cool'. Then we all grew up and started hating preps."
-Devin
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 10:13 pm
"Froggy a-splode now"
~Me (me)
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 10:15 pm
[ Message temporarily off-line ]
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 10:26 pm
"When model goose themselves, next...on Geraldo."
~Joel Robinson, MST3k
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 10:34 pm
"IF you have to explain what you do, you DON'T have a good job. Like if you have to say, 'you know those little springs inside pens?', something isn't right."
-Unknown
Premium Blend
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 9:17 am
"Well, I probably wouldn't be two feet tall, fuzzy, and running around in the swers without pants! God I miss pants."
~Daxter (Jak 2)
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