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 Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 7:22 pm
The title speaks for it self, just write funy situations for the cast of Naruto. Example.
(After a climactic battle)
Akatsuki Leader: Iruka never told you about your father.
Naruto: Yeah his did, belive it! He told me that my father was killed after sealing the nine-tailed fox inside me.
Akatsuki Leader: No Naruto...I am your father! (takes off shillouett suit to reveal that he is Yondamie)
Naruto: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Now it's your turn.
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 2:22 pm
One the next chapter of Naruto!!
Asuma: *just stabbed by Hidan* I got killed... DED... D:
Kotetsu: NOOB.
Izumo: I spit candy at chyoo. :O FRIENDLY FIRE!
Kotetsu: NUT FUNNI. DONT MAKE ME KILL U.
Hidan: I am SO not a massichist.
Kakuzu: Right. And my name is Santa Claus.
Shikamaru: Owned. o 3o;
Naruto: WHY AM I HERE?! >:U Oh... my.
End.
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 2:48 pm
neji: i think im going blind
kidoumaru: i hate spiders
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 2:50 pm
Hinata: Naruto... I love you.
Naruto: I love you too, Hinata.
*blushing sequence follows*
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 5:13 pm
Ino: You know what? Screw Sasuke! I have better things to do than to obsess over an emo boy. Although...I wonder....Oh Sakura.
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Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:01 am
Hinata: Screw Naruto! Come on over here, big boy.
Chouji: *eating violently, crumbs fly at Hinata, Ino, and Shikamaru*
Hinata: OH... So you feel the same way...!
Chouji: *BELCH*
Ino: Ulp! *covers mouth*
Hinata: I see... So... See ya later, then! redface
Chouji: *steals Hinata's food*
Hinata: Oh...
Chouji: RAAAAHH!! *eats it violently*
Hinata: ...Oh!
Shikamaru: *turns pale*
Chouji: HMMMM!!
Ino: *starts shaking*
Hinata: How do you... eat so much...
Chouji: *chugs milk*
Hinata: ...sexy?
Ino, Shika: eek exclaim *they leave quickly in opposite directions*
Chouji: Haarrumn? eek
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Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:10 am
Gaara: Look man... I'm sorry.
Lee: Oh... what?
Gaara: Let's be friends.
Lee: I thought we already went over this. You know. When you saved me.
Gaara: No... no... we need to... formally make up.
Lee: Tea?
Gaara: No, no. Not the tea. *touches Lee's hand*
Lee: Ah...!
Naruto: *walks in on them* Oh... Ah... Eh... gonk *twitch twitch*
Lee: RAAAHH!! *kicks Gaara across the room*
Gaara: OOF! *hits wall*
Naruto: *screams like a girl*
Gai: *pops in, soapy and in a towel* WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?! YOU INTURRUPTED MY BUBBLEBATH!!
All: ................ eek
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Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 9:28 am
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Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 10:21 am
Kisame: Itachi-kun, I've always been wondering, why did you kill your entire family?
Itachi:.....Well....(Flashback)
Itachi's mom: (brings him icecream) Here Itachi, I got you some icecream, and it's you favorite.
Itachi: Ooh yummy! (Takes a bite) Heey this is vannila.
Itachi's mom: So?
Itachi: I hate vannila.(end flashback)
Itachi: And the rest it history.
Kisame:............ neutral
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Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 10:42 am
Zabuza: *reading fan mail* *sigh* For the last time I do not have hot gay sex with Haku so stop asking!
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Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 10:51 am
missing nin itachi Kisame: Itachi-kun, I've always been wondering, why did you kill your entire family? Itachi:.....Well....(Flashback) Itachi's mom: (brings him icecream) Here Itachi, I got you some icecream, and it's you favorite. Itachi: Ooh yummy! (Takes a bite) Heey this is vannila. Itachi's mom: So? Itachi: I hate vannila.(end flashback) Itachi: And the rest it history. Kisame:............ neutral THAT'S the best one so far. xd
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Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 11:36 am
Sasuke: Sakura... I love you babe.
Sakura: Get the hell away from me you creep!
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Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 12:19 pm
Kakashi: Check out my grills! -pulls down mask and grins-
Sasuke: Oh, dat's nuffin! Check out my pimp skills! -hand gestures to all his fangirls-
Sakura: I just got back from getting transplants!
Kakashi:...........................Daaaaamn!
Naruto: RAD!
Sasuke: -looks at Kakashi- He's cracked
Kakashi: Fo' sure.
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Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 2:32 pm
Akatsuki leader: Ok guys, we need some food. Anyone got money?
Everyone: Nope... we're all poor
Leader: ... who's up for sushi?
Kisame: eek
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Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 5:18 pm
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