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Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 5:26 pm

The Dark side has many funny things about it. And I had this in my sig but in order to put My character into it a had to delete it. Now for your viewing pleasure-

"Despite murdering dozens of children, betraying your friends, and choking your wife, you can still have good in you[Vader]."

Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 5:34 pm

rolleyes

Xx Death ZoomBye xX
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 11:36 am

Vader: Luke, I am your father.

Luke: No!

Vader: Luke, I am a salesman.

Luke: Noooo!

Vader: Luke, I sell insurance.

Luke: NOOOOO!

Vader: It gets worse.

Luke: HOW CAN IT GET WORSE!??!

Vader: [breathing] I sell... DOOR TO DOOR!!!!

Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Vader: ...done yet?

Luke: NahjusttakingabreathNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOokaydone...

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 11:47 am

LOL, that's funny.

If you've seen the Third movie you might want to try and find the trailer called A Lost Hope. It's well doen and is the funniest spoof fo Star Wars since spaceballs.

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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 11:51 am

Emporer: The Death Star will be fully operational by he time your friends arrive.
Vader: I was meaning to talk to you about that.

*After Luke jumps off the bridge*
Vader: was it something I said?

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 2:34 pm

A Lost Hope

Sidious: I've been working on this. *Points to badly drawn Death Strat*
Vader:.....A boobie?
Sidious goes on "Planet Death, Deathticle, Giant Hurtball, the Sphere o Fear"

Xx Death ZoomBye xX
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 4:53 pm

Leia: *making out with Luke*

Han Solo: eek

Chewy: eek

Luke: *hands behind his head looking pleased*

Obi Won's Voice: Luke, she is your sister...

Luke: eek *sick feeling*

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 5:32 pm

Resiment

A Lost Hope

Sidious: I've been working on this. *Points to badly drawn Death Strat*
Vader:.....A boobie?
Sidious goes on "Planet Death, Deathticle, Giant Hurtball, the Sphere o Fear"

Vader: [Beathing noise]
[harder]
[harder]
[Vader rips helmet off] "EEEh This helmet re'ly Chafes my EYE-brows."

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Xx Death ZoomBye xX
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 7:13 pm

Sidious: Why don't we slip you into something more comfortable?
Vader:...*high whiny voice* COMFORTABLE WOULD BE GOOD! gonk

or

The entire testing to see if Padme is pregnant.

or

Sidious: "I'm afraid I found this:"

"Anakin, you are poo-poo head.
Signed, Obi-Wan Kenobi"

Vader: OBI-WAN WOULD N-E-V-E-R DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT! eek

Sidious:* Raising his eyebrows and points down*
"Signed Obi-Want + Padme"

Vader: THOSE...BITCHES!
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 10:10 am

Well,It seems is though every one is quoting from the trailer so here is a link to it for those who haven't seen it! >>>Prepare to laugh!<<<

I guess these are spoilers for the little trailer,but I just like these parts[ my favorites]

Vader [to Padme]: Join me, and we can rule the Galexy together! *with hand out*

Padme: Never! Obi won told me you killed my husband! the father of my child!

vader:NO! I am yo' babys DADDY!

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Jar-Jar: Yousa take it, People gonna, die Ani?!

Anakin: I tould you notta call me that any more, @$$!

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Yoda to Obi-won: *sigh* warned you we tried. Listen,you did not! now Screwed we all will be!

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There are others but either people have mentioned it or i dont wanna give them all away.

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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 11:25 am

LKP_the_General

Well,It seems is though every one is quoting from the trailer so here is a link to it for those who haven't seen it! >>>Prepare to laugh!<<<

I guess these are spoilers for the little trailer,but I just like these parts[ my favorites]

Vader [to Padme]: Join me, and we can rule the Galexy together! *with hand out*

Padme: Never! Obi won told me you killed my husband! the father of my child!

vader:NO! I am yo' babys DADDY!

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Jar-Jar: Yousa take it, People gonna, die Ani?!

Anakin: I tould you notta call me that any more, @$$!

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Yoda to Obi-won: *sigh* warned you we tried. Listen,you did not! now Screwed we all will be!

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There are others but either people have mentioned it or i dont wanna give them all away.

That was the greatest thing i have ever seen

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 12:11 pm

I couldn't find any live links to it. Thanks a lot LKP_the_General!

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Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 7:54 am

Way to go Kinobi. *drinks a beer*

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 12:38 pm

LKP_the_General

Well,It seems is though every one is quoting from the trailer so here is a link to it for those who haven't seen it! >>>Prepare to laugh!<<<

THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING... I have ever seen. xd xd xd xd heart heart You don't know how hard my sides hurt from laughing so much.

http://vaderremix.ytmnd.com/#

This is link awesome^^^

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Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 3:06 pm

iivezorei

LKP_the_General

Well,It seems is though every one is quoting from the trailer so here is a link to it for those who haven't seen it! >>>Prepare to laugh!<<<

THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING... I have ever seen. xd xd xd xd heart heart You don't know how hard my sides hurt from laughing so much.

http://vaderremix.ytmnd.com/#

This is link awesome^^^

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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