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 Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 1:23 pm
So I think everyone has had an embarassing moment or moments. Being the dorky kid and even dorkier adult I have had several that get a good giggle out of people or make them want to cry for me! blaugh So, lets all share twisted What are some of your most embrassing moments?
I'll start:
When I was about 7 , my younger sisters' who are twins were about 4 and quite annoying. My parents owned a mini van and my father was in apllying for a membership card at the new blockbuster in Virgina. My sisters were in the back seat jumping around, and being kids, and I was getting irritated by them. So...
I climb first under the first seat with no problem and grabbed one of their foots then tried to make a hasty get away under the 2nd seat... and got stuck. More specifically my head got stuck. I called to my mother, who opened the side door and shooed out my sisters. After several failed attempts my mother sent my sisters in to get my Dad who came out along with the Blockbuster associate...
They talked over how they would get my big fat head unstuck. Then another blockbuster employee... and you see where this was going. They couldn't lift out the seat because it would have had to come down and would have broken my neck. So on they discussed with a small crowd growing until my father grabbed me and gave me a good yank.
"There was much rejoicing" .. and I had rug burn on the side of my face crying
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Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 2:59 pm
Mt life is just on big embarassing moment.
I think the most mortifying was when my friend grabbed me and kissed me in the front of the school not a minute after the final bell rang. She's.. well, a she, and people were already starting to call me various names like 'bulldyke' and 'lesbo'(I liked to fight then. If you offended me, I'd kick your a**. Yay for stupid teenage boys). rolleyes As much as I liked this girl, I was very angry with her timing. (I'm bisexual, and quite in the closet, so.. well, you get it.)
Wonk. @_x
Another one was when I had a 3rd degree sunburn and had to wear a swimsuit top with a light jacket EVERYWHERE. In the middle of the summer. Last year, actually. Man.. that was painful.
Anyways. I had to keep the jacket from touching my skin, but I had to wear it because it hurt so bad when my skin was exposed to sunlight. That was awkward in itself. Add a swimsuit top to the mix, and those couple of weeks were pure hell. I couldn't tie the top of the thing up, because the burn was all over my arms, shoulders, neck, chest and back. So I had to improvise it and wear it as a sort of pushed down tubey thing.
Yeah. I kind of flashed a bunch of people like.. four times on accident. That wasn't fun.
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Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 3:26 pm
Leviticus can shove it Mt life is just on big embarassing moment. I think the most mortifying was when my friend grabbed me and kissed me in the front of the school not a minute after the final bell rang. She's.. well, a she, and people were already starting to call me various names like 'bulldyke' and 'lesbo'(I liked to fight then. If you offended me, I'd kick your a**. Yay for stupid teenage boys). rolleyes As much as I liked this girl, I was very angry with her timing. (I'm bisexual, and quite in the closet, so.. well, you get it.) Wonk. @_x Another one was when I had a 3rd degree sunburn and had to wear a swimsuit top with a light jacket EVERYWHERE. In the middle of the summer. Last year, actually. Man.. that was painful. Anyways. I had to keep the jacket from touching my skin, but I had to wear it because it hurt so bad when my skin was exposed to sunlight. That was awkward in itself. Add a swimsuit top to the mix, and those couple of weeks were pure hell. I couldn't tie the top of the thing up, because the burn was all over my arms, shoulders, neck, chest and back. So I had to improvise it and wear it as a sort of pushed down tubey thing. Yeah. I kind of flashed a bunch of people like.. four times on accident. That wasn't fun. Ouch >.< that does sound painful. Though, I must say that gave me a giggle. As for the being in the closet about being bisexual I halfway am myself. Let me explain. My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles have no clue. However my friends and my sisters know. When I was in middle school I hugged one of my friends, whom I did everything with. I got the name calling as well sad at least you've realized who you are, as for fighting it... just let it come. It'll all come out sooner or later (I think) lol. If you ever need to talk about it I'm here ^_^ On a side note: You have beautiful eyes. smile
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Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 5:00 pm
This is more of a disaster story, but was still quite embarrassing
The day of my first wedding (to my ex-husband). Yes, whole day!
We threw the wedding together in less than a week, so I was not expecting too much. I found the minister in the Yellow Pages for $50, and we were getting married in his den, which was fixed up as a small chapel. Everything was set for 3PM, attended only my immediate family, one of his friends, and a friend of mine from work, who was also a photographer and was taking our pics as our wedding gift. VERY small.
So, the day arrives and I am taking a nice bath at 11AM... and get a phone call from the minister saying he had to go out of town and couldn't do our wedding, but he had someone who'd fill in, we just needed to find a new place. So, the new guy calls me and it's all worked out for us to meet at a public park I really liked.
I call my friend at work with the new location, and all's well. We leave and get to the park at about 2:30..... and then the fun begins!
It's July in SC... and, it turned out, one of the hottest days of the year! I am all trussed up in girdles and such, with support hose on! Along with that, the girl who was supposed to do my hair wasn't in, so someone else had done it, and it looked terrible! Plus, she used about a gallon of hairspray and my hair was still really sticky.
We're starting the little ceremony and I start laughing so hard I can't stand up straight! I'm doubled over and thanks to that, the minister starts laughing in the middle of the ceremony. Along with that, my father and husband both started sweating so hard their shirts were sticking to them.
Half way through, I manage to stand up long enough to start talking, and a bee flies into my hair and gets stuck in all the hairspray! I didn't want to stop the ceremony, so I just left it buzzing in there.
After the ceremony, we are walking up the path (the park was in a valley and there was a LONG walk up to the street)... and my support hose start rolling down. So, I am walking up this path, hottest day of the year, sweating, and clenching my knees to try and keep my panty hose from hitting my ankles.
Then... when we got the pics back.... my dad and husband had huge wet spots on their shirts.... it turns out you could see my blue panties through my pink dress... and there was a port-a-potty behind up across the small creek in several of the pictures.
Yes, my first wedding was a sweaty, bee-haired, panty hose falling, panty showing, in front of a port-a-potty affair.
..... The marriage wasn't much better either.
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Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 5:14 pm
OW. >.<
I just had something lesser I recall, when I was in elementry school, my pants were too tight, so my mom took the seam out. The problem was that she took it down too far. I kept pulling my pants up throughout the day, and when they fell down in front of a teacher, she yelled at me "That was very embarrassing," as if I had deliberately dropped them for the express purpose of putting her in an awkward situation. xp
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Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 5:58 pm
Fuzzy Necromancer OW. >.< I just had something lesser I recall, when I was in elementry school, my pants were too tight, so my mom took the seam out. The problem was that she took it down too far. I kept pulling my pants up throughout the day, and when they fell down in front of a teacher, she yelled at me "That was very embarrassing," as if I had deliberately dropped them for the express purpose of putting her in an awkward situation. xp Well that is sort of like my most embar.moment however mine was taken one step further. Ok picture this: A verry pregnant chubbeh woman with pigtails in an overcrowded overheated apt after a long day at work.-My husband, his best friend and his bestfriends girlfriend had just left the apt . So I desided to strip down to nothing and I do mean nothing sat on the couch spread eagle with the fan going between my ankles. Well can you guess what happend? My husbands best friend had forgotten something and I had forgotten to lock the door. OOOOPS redface Needles to say I scarred him for life .
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Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 6:10 pm
Fuzzy Necromancer OW. >.< I just had something lesser I recall, when I was in elementry school, my pants were too tight, so my mom took the seam out. The problem was that she took it down too far. I kept pulling my pants up throughout the day, and when they fell down in front of a teacher, she yelled at me "That was very embarrassing," as if I had deliberately dropped them for the express purpose of putting her in an awkward situation. xp aaaaww........Poor Fuzz. As to my story: I was late getting out of my house to the bus, and I see that the bus is at the front of the street. Well. I can't just -walk- to it, but it'd take too long. So I run. I am wearing these -huge- jeans. I get up close to the bus, where -everyone- can see me and SPLOOMPH! They fall down. I'm wearing a pair of Granny Pannies that go to above my waist because I was on my period. Purple pannies. Turns out I leaked while running. Purple and red pannies. For everyone to see =D. I yank my pants up and walk on the bus, with a look that stops any comments. Except for this 6th grader........who asks "What are those red splotches?" and I say "BLOOD. AND ITS NOT MINE YOU LITTLE DIPSHIP" and he goes "EWWWWWWW>........BLOODY SEX IS GROSS!" and I whip out a tampon that I had in my pocket and toss it at him. It bounces off his forehead and lands right in his lap. And he like -shreiks- and the busdriver gets on the intercom thing and shouts to the whole bus *which is full. 2-3 people to a seat, and shouts "CODI! IF YOU ARE GOING TO USE A TAMPON, USE IT THE RIGHT WAY!" u.u
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Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 7:02 pm
Those were great!
Loved the comeback Tenshi "BLOOD. AND ITS NOT MINE" Brilliant!
Ok, I have another one (I'm just a big bundle of embarrassment!)
This one was a long time ago... heck, half of you probably weren't even born when this happened (Damn I feel old!). I was around 12, and attending a small private Christian school at the church my parents and I went to. At the end of every school year, we had an Awards Banquet, where they handed out trophies and such for various things. Well, (a little backstory) I have always had stomach problems, and tomato sauces really hate me, as do onions. This night they were serving spaghetti (yup, with onions). I didn't want to eat it, but my mom made me, so I did. Anyway, turns out I was tops in my class for both History and English. So, I get called up to accept my little trophy for this... and whenever someone went up, they were expected to say something... I go up and get to the mic to say Thanks or whatever... and I get out..... "Thank BRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP!" and let out a window-rattling, floor shaking burp into the mic, in a packed Baptist church auditorium... in front of every single person I knew.
I decided that spoke for itself, and I just turned, walked back to my seat, looked at my mom and said "I told you I shouldn't eat the spaghetti"
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Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 11:00 pm
Rosey_Lee Fuzzy Necromancer OW. >.< I just had something lesser I recall, when I was in elementry school, my pants were too tight, so my mom took the seam out. The problem was that she took it down too far. I kept pulling my pants up throughout the day, and when they fell down in front of a teacher, she yelled at me "That was very embarrassing," as if I had deliberately dropped them for the express purpose of putting her in an awkward situation. xp Well that is sort of like my most embar.moment however mine was taken one step further. Ok picture this: A verry pregnant chubbeh woman with pigtails in an overcrowded overheated apt after a long day at work.-My husband, his best friend and his bestfriends girlfriend had just left the apt . So I desided to strip down to nothing and I do mean nothing sat on the couch spread eagle with the fan going between my ankles. Well can you guess what happend? My husbands best friend had forgotten something and I had forgotten to lock the door. OOOOPS redface Needles to say I scarred him for life . You must forgive for I did laugh quite a bit. That must have been the picture wink
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Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 11:04 pm
Phaedra Lycoris Those were great!
Loved the comeback Tenshi "BLOOD. AND ITS NOT MINE" Brilliant!
Ok, I have another one (I'm just a big bundle of embarrassment!)
This one was a long time ago... heck, half of you probably weren't even born when this happened (Damn I feel old!). I was around 12, and attending a small private Christian school at the church my parents and I went to. At the end of every school year, we had an Awards Banquet, where they handed out trophies and such for various things. Well, (a little backstory) I have always had stomach problems, and tomato sauces really hate me, as do onions. This night they were serving spaghetti (yup, with onions). I didn't want to eat it, but my mom made me, so I did. Anyway, turns out I was tops in my class for both History and English. So, I get called up to accept my little trophy for this... and whenever someone went up, they were expected to say something... I go up and get to the mic to say Thanks or whatever... and I get out..... "Thank BRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP!" and let out a window-rattling, floor shaking burp into the mic, in a packed Baptist church auditorium... in front of every single person I knew.
I decided that spoke for itself, and I just turned, walked back to my seat, looked at my mom and said "I told you I shouldn't eat the spaghetti" *laughs so hard she had has tears in her eyes* That's it Phaedra, I have got to get to know you better. That was too funny. I can only imagine and you're first wedding >.< yeah... that's why mine is being planned a year before. I must agree if a port-o-potty is a symbol of your first wedding... yikes >.<
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Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 11:05 pm
Fuzzy Necromancer OW. >.< I just had something lesser I recall, when I was in elementry school, my pants were too tight, so my mom took the seam out. The problem was that she took it down too far. I kept pulling my pants up throughout the day, and when they fell down in front of a teacher, she yelled at me "That was very embarrassing," as if I had deliberately dropped them for the express purpose of putting her in an awkward situation. xp *giggles* Ah but I do believe many of us have seen you pantsless at a much older age when you posed for the swimsuits tee-hee. heart
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 3:21 am
Tenshi: If I ever wrote a biography of you, I would title it "sitcoms in hell". o.o xD
Phaedra: Heh, that made me laugh. Well, mother always knows best.[/sarcasm]. That reminds me of a burp story.
I was on a field trip eating lunchables, and I belched. A teacher told me to excuse myself, but as I spoke to do so a burp came out so I said "excuuuUUUUUUuooorrrse me".
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 4:57 pm
Blind Insight *laughs so hard she had has tears in her eyes* That's it Phaedra, I have got to get to know you better. That was too funny. I can only imagine and you're first wedding >.< yeah... that's why mine is being planned a year before. I must agree if a port-o-potty is a symbol of your first wedding... yikes >.<
Planning is good... planning is your friend! Of course, Saew and I planned our wedding for over a year... and then had to change everything 4 months from the date! But it all turned out great anyway... and I am happy to report there was not a single port-a-potty in sight 3nodding ... nor could you see my undies through my dress surprised
Of course, Saew's brother (our best man) did show up at the reception in a pair of faded overalls (no shirt) and proceed to give a toast in the most hick-fied, Hillbilly Redneck accent you've ever heard! (getting in a jab at me and my Georgia-ness) That made for some lovely pics! rolleyes
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 4:59 pm
Fuzzy Necromancer Phaedra: Heh, that made me laugh. Well, mother always knows best.[/sarcasm]. That reminds me of a burp story. I was on a field trip eating lunchables, and I belched. A teacher told me to excuse myself, but as I spoke to do so a burp came out so I said "excuuuUUUUUUuooorrrse me".
That is so funny, Fuzzy... too cute! 4laugh
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 5:22 pm
Phaedra Lycoris Fuzzy Necromancer Phaedra: Heh, that made me laugh. Well, mother always knows best.[/sarcasm]. That reminds me of a burp story. I was on a field trip eating lunchables, and I belched. A teacher told me to excuse myself, but as I spoke to do so a burp came out so I said "excuuuUUUUUUuooorrrse me".
That is so funny, Fuzzy... too cute! 4laugh Everyone loves our Fuzzy!!! ^_______^
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