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Triple Homicide Vice Captain
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 Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 3:29 am
Picture this. Say you're driving for a NASCAR team. Think of what celebrities you would want on your team. I would want my spotter to be Samual L. Jackson just cause I think it would be funny.
Samual L. Jackson: Theres a motha f***en car high motha fu**a! Clear mother f***en low god da*n it!!! This is a tasty burger. There are too many motha f***en cars on this motha f***en track!
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Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:44 am
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:54 pm
heh...
" you know what they call nascar in paris?"
"royale with nascar!"
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Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 7:07 pm
Kurokage Sanada heh... " you know what they call nascar in paris?" "royale with nascar!" LOL!!! rofl rofl rofl
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Triple Homicide Vice Captain
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Triple Homicide Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 7:14 pm
Or how bout Jack Nicholson?
Driver: Can you read me some lap times?
Nicholson: Who the hell is this?
Driver: What?
Nicholson: You have to ask me nicely.
Driver: Can I please have my lap times?
Nicholson:......I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 Cubans that are trained to kill me so don't think for one second that you can come down here and make me nervous.
Driver: Um...how bout those lap times man?
Nicholson: I would appreciate it if you addressed me as Colonel or sir, I believe I've earned it.
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Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 7:21 pm
How bout being crew chief for Sean Connory.
Crew Chief: How is the car driving?
Connory: I'm waiting to be impressed.
Crew Chief: Well what can you tell us about the car?
Connory: Well she's a little loose in the corners like your mother was last night.
Crew Chief: Um......ok.....are there any noises or vibrations coming from the car that you notice?
Connory: Moo.
Crew Chief: Um...what is that supposed to mean?
Connory: Well that's the sound your mother made last night.
Crew Chief: Right.....anyway, looks like were in our pit window. Should we make any adjustments to the car or do you like the way it's driving.
Connory: Oh suprise me you filthy ba***rd.
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Triple Homicide Vice Captain
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Triple Homicide Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 7:22 pm
If I offend anyone with these posts just tell me and I'll get rid of them.
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 8:06 am
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Triple Homicide Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 6:25 pm
Cool. Any other celebrity ideas people?
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 6:44 am
Driver: "You have to help me through this! Let me know when I'm clear!"
Arnold Schwarzenegger "You are driving like a girly man!"
Driver "What?! I'm 3 wide here!"
Arnold Schwarzenegger "Stop whining! I'm the governator! I can kill you with my n****e!"
Driver "Oh crap!"
*20 car pile-up*
Arnold Schwarzenegger "It's not a tumor!"
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Triple Homicide Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:31 am
Soultrain Driver: "You have to help me through this! Let me know when I'm clear!" Arnold Schwarzenegger "You are driving like a girly man!" Driver "What?! I'm 3 wide here!" Arnold Schwarzenegger "Stop whining! I'm the governator! I can kill you with my n****e!" Driver "Oh crap!" *20 car pile-up* Arnold Schwarzenegger "It's not a tumor!" Ha ha ha I forgot about Govonator Arnie.
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