I got this in a bulletin in myspace, and thought it was funny
For those of you who have sons & those of you who are happy that you don't.
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft.
house 4 inches deep.
2.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a
crowded restaurant.
3.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a
few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a
long way.
4.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a
baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
5.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's
already too late.
6.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
7.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even
though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
8.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-
year old Boy.
9.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same
sentence.
10.) Super glue is forever.
11.) No matter how much Jello you put in a swimming pool you
still can't walk on water.
12.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV
commercials show they do.
13.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
14.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
15.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
16.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys
do not like ovens.
17.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make
earthworms dizzy.
18.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
19.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their
friends, with or without kids.
20.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
fluid
For those of you who have sons & those of you who are happy that you don't.
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft.
house 4 inches deep.
2.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a
crowded restaurant.
3.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a
few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a
long way.
4.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a
baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
5.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's
already too late.
6.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
7.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even
though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
8.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-
year old Boy.
9.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same
sentence.
10.) Super glue is forever.
11.) No matter how much Jello you put in a swimming pool you
still can't walk on water.
12.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV
commercials show they do.
13.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
14.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
15.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
16.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys
do not like ovens.
17.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make
earthworms dizzy.
18.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
19.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their
friends, with or without kids.
20.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
fluid
