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 Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2004 1:24 pm
Share your favorite scenes and quotes! Its okay if its already been posted, these are always fun to read. Here are some of mine.
Movie
Percepter: Ultra Magnus, a cursory evaluation of Decepticon capability indicates a distinct tactical deficiency
Wreck-Gar: Stop thief. No welcome wagon. Hello stranger, with that good coffe flavor for you. Offer expires while you wait, operators are standing by!
G1 Cartoon
(A flying platforms is falling down on top of Decepticon HQ)
Megatron: Energize the force fields
Soundwave: What force fields?
~Girl who Loved Powerglide
Gears (In a very cheerful voice): How can I help you Megatron? You rotten hunk of scrap?
Megatron: I want you to repair the solar needle
Gears(Still cheerful):Happy to be of service. I wish I wasn't but I am.
~Changing Gears
Human Scientist: Its a safe bet those doors are locked
Optimus Prime: Fortunately I have a delicate lock picking technique (He blasts the door open)
~Day of the Machines
Optimus Prime: Here Spike, Compute! Quickly! (Throws Spike the basketball which knocks Spike over)
~Master Builders
Beast Wars
Optimus Primal: Die cast construction. Its a lost art.
~The Agenda III
Waspinator: Waspinator has a headache in his whooole body
~Possession
Beast Machines
Its been a long time since Ive seen it. But my favorite part was when Waspinator talks to Blackarachnia as his old self in the Catalyst. If anyone can remember exactly how his little speech went I would love to hear it again! I just remember the beginning "No, doggie bot not here..."
Comics
Buster: Now stop and wait for it to change.
Ratchet: Listen, friend traffic signal, we're in a hurry, so if you could please turn green...
Buster: It doesn't hear you, Ratchet, its only a machine.
Ratchet: I'M a machine, and I hear you, Buster!
Buster: Yes, but you're different, you're-
Ratchet: Ahh, he changed! Thank you friend traffic signal. May the rest of the day find you in proper working order. You see, Buster, you have to learn how to talk to people.
~Marvel TF #5
(Bumblebee and Ratchet stand outside the downed spacecraft)
Bumblebee: All right. Casmos, activate the cloaking device. (It turns invisible)
Ratchet: Ah, that's just great! How are we suppose to find our way in now?
Bumblebee: Uh...guess..I should've thought about that first, huh?
~G1 #2
Bumblebee: Are you crazy?!
Jetfire: That seems to be a distinct possibility
~G1 #5
Kup: I know, it's the image, right? "Me Grimlock Badass", but C'mon...there must have been someone you respected.
Grimlock: No
Kup: What about Megatron? C'mon! You've stood both sides of the wire, seen this war from the inside out. Don't tell me you gave him attitude. I mean, when Megatron wanted you to jump, what did you say? -Mm-umph (Kup is shoved)
Grimlock: Me Grimlock BADASS!
~War Within Volume 1 #5
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Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2004 1:28 pm
When I was writting the first post I realized I had a lot of Inferno on there, so I decided to put him separate.
Inferno: Yes, my queen.
Megatron: I wish he wouldn't call me that
~Before the Storm
Megatron: Inferno, aid Quickstrike.
Inferno: Yes, my Queen.
Dinobot: I was not aware you had given yourself a new title.
Megatron: The ant has some...faulty programming.
~Maximal No More
Inferno: Say the word, my Queen, and he shall burn.
Megatron: Not just yet. And for the last time STOP calling me that!
Inferno: As you command, my-
~Other Visits part I
Inferno: You're no match for me. Burn traitor burn (Tarantulas goes up in flames!)
~Other Voices Part II
Inferno: Fool! Pain is my friend! Allow me to introduce you to it
~Coming of the Fuzors
Basically everything Inferno says is great, but I think I've quoted him enough for now.
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2004 5:32 pm
Inferno . . . blaugh Damn, he is funny. I have all the BW and BM on my computer. I will look up that quote for you on the morrow. 3nodding
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Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 12:58 am
Transmetal 2 Megatron to Tarantulas-"Treachery requires no mistakes."
There is a ton of great BW Megatron quotes and bantor between his soldiers. It is just too late to go digging through dvds.
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Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 7:59 am
"Ah, such pain. I must help, deepin it..." ~Rampage (AKA Protoform X)
:Ep 48= Crossing The Rubicon:
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Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 12:36 pm
Thrust is caught on a web, held aloft. Blacharachnia opens a tube and throws the contents on Thrust's chest.
Blackarachnia: Silverbolt!!!
Thrust: Nooooooo . . . . Doggybot not here!
Blackarachinia: No!!!
~~commercial break~~
Blackarachina: Waspinator?!? How did you- We left you on prehistoric Earth.
Thrust: Yessssss Waspinator had plans . . . ~~Scene cuts to earth, where Waspinator is being revered as a god, though reluctantly, by the primitive humans~~ . . . Fleshybots worship Waspinator day in, day out. Waspinator bored. ~~at the word 'bored' he flicks a stone at one human carving an effigy of Waspinator's head. Waspinator is chased off by a group of humans carrying spears and torches during voiceover. Setting him on a tree, the humans use it to launch Waspinator high into the sky~~ Fleshybots beg Waspinator not go, but Waspinator miss Cybertron. Took forever, but wayyyyy worth it. Now Waspinator cool bikerbot, ~~Blackarachina rolls eyes~~ hardly ever get blown up, and chickbots dig brooding loner bit!
Blackarachina: You mean I risked everything to save . . . this . . . this . . . scrapheap??? Ewwwww!!!
Thrust: That mean Spiderbot not go steady with Waspinator?
Blackarachina: NOOOOOOOO!!!
I hope that is enough. Great quotes guys. I love this thread!
3nodding
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 1:31 pm
Talon the Diamond Star Thrust is caught on a web, held aloft. Blacharachnia opens a tube and throws the contents on Thrust's chest. Blackarachnia: Silverbolt!!! Thrust: Nooooooo . . . . Doggybot not here! Blackarachinia: No!!! ~~commercial break~~ Blackarachina: Waspinator?!? How did you- We left you on prehistoric Earth. Thrust: Yessssss Waspinator had plans . . . ~~Scene cuts to earth, where Waspinator is being revered as a god, though reluctantly, by the primitive humans~~ . . . Fleshybots worship Waspinator day in, day out. Waspinator bored. ~~at the word 'bored' he flicks a stone at one human carving an effigy of Waspinator's head. Waspinator is chased off by a group of humans carrying spears and torches during voiceover. Setting him on a tree, the humans use it to launch Waspinator high into the sky~~ Fleshybots beg Waspinator not go, but Waspinator miss Cybertron. Took forever, but wayyyyy worth it. Now Waspinator cool bikerbot, ~~Blackarachina rolls eyes~~ hardly ever get blown up, and chickbots dig brooding loner bit! Blackarachina: You mean I risked everything to save . . . this . . . this . . . scrapheap??? Ewwwww!!! Thrust: That mean Spiderbot not go steady with Waspinator? Blackarachina: NOOOOOOOO!!! I hope that is enough. Great quotes guys. I love this thread! 3nodding
Megatron to Cheetor "I like you p***y cat, yeeessss" He says that while doing a weird dance with his head, I think he was trying to seduce Cheetor!
Beast Wars part 1
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Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 1:53 pm
Talon the Diamond Star Thrust: Now Waspinator cool bikerbot, ~~Blackarachina rolls eyes~~ hardly ever get blown up, and chickbots dig brooding loner bit! Blackarachina: You mean I risked everything to save . . . this . . . this . . . scrapheap??? Ewwwww!!! Thrust: That mean Spiderbot not go steady with Waspinator? Blackarachina: NOOOOOOOO!!! I hope that is enough. Great quotes guys. I love this thread! 3nodding
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 2:13 pm
Granted that was when she thought he was Silverbolt . . .
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Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 6:48 pm
Rampage (AKA Protoform X): "My spark, it feeds on terror. Let it grow. Let it consume your circuitry."
Lol, he has some of the best one, but it could be because he's just so evil xp
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Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 7:02 pm
Knightfourteen Rampage (AKA Protoform X): "My spark, it feeds on terror. Let it grow. Let it consume your circuitry."
Lol, he has some of the best one, but it could be because he's just so evil xp
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Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 7:40 pm
Katlyne Knightfourteen Rampage (AKA Protoform X): "My spark, it feeds on terror. Let it grow. Let it consume your circuitry."
Lol, he has some of the best one, but it could be because he's just so evil xp
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2004 9:43 am
"That's just prime." is wholly a BW creation.
~~coming up on Optimus Prime with his head demolished~~
Transmetal Primal: Well . . . . That's just prime.
Transmetal Rattrap: Eh, what's left of him anyway.
blaugh
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Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2004 10:20 am
This post is dedicated to Waspinator
Waspinator: "Megatron not like failure!"
Terrorsaur: "Yes... the royalty -- er, I mean, Megatron -- has been a bit testy lately..."
("The Law of the Jungle")
"Waspinator sees helpless target. Oh, happy day!"
-- Waspinator, "Go With the Flow"
"Waspinator like signal!"
-- Waspinator enchanted by Terrorsaur's 'sparkly', "Law of the Jungle"
"Terrorsaur has not given signal!"
"ATTACK, you embicile!"
[aside to camera] "Waspinator will engage enemy."
-- Waspinator and Terrorsaur, "The Law of the Jungle"
"Waspinator not want to be destroyed! Waspinator has plans!"
-- Waspinator, "Other Voices" Part 2
"Waspinator. Salvage Inferno."
"Inferno blow up, Waspinator must salvage. Waspinator blow up, nobody salvage. Why universe hate Waspinator?"
-- Megatron and Waspinator, "Deep Metal"
"Waspinator not serve; Waspinator rules!"
-- Waspinator, "Maximal No More"
"Waspinator will speak for the defense."
"Oooo, Waspinator like defense! A little more defense and maybe Waspinator not get blown up all the time!"
-- Megatron and Waspinator, "Other Victories"
"Two-Head throw Megatron in lava pit. Megatron angry. Think Two-Head a traitor! Want to slag Two-Head. Waspinator down with that!"
"Brilliant as always..."
-- Waspinator and Megatron, "Other Victories"
"Lizard-bot and Waspinator team up? Get disks together!"
"An excellent idea."
"Lizard-bot think so?"
"You go first." [BOOT!]
-- Dinobot gets Waspinator trashed, "Coming of the Fuzors" I
"Down raptor! Bad raptor!"
-- Waspinator getting stomped on by an out-of-control cyberraptor, "Cutting Edge"
"Waspinator is in command. Waspinator will lead! Yeeeeeess."
"Well, since you're the one who knows the way, go ahead! Lead on."
"Hmph! You not tell Waspinator what to do! Waspinator in command!"
"Okay... fine. What is your command?"
"Doggy-bot follow Waspinator. Waspinator will lead."
-- Waspinator and Silverbolt, "Coming of the Fuzors" II
Quickstrike: "How about you, bug boy? You ready to rip?"
Waspinator: "...No."
Quickstrike: "WHAT?!"
Inferno: "But the Royalty commands!"
Waspinator: "I said NO! Dragonbot command you, Subcommander Kissbutt! Dragonbot not command Waspinator! Not anymore! Waspinator sick of being evil! Sick of being Predacon! Oh, Waspinator especially sick of getting blown to scrap all the time!!! Soooo, Waspinator QUIT! As of now, which means Antbot and Two-Head can just pucker their mandibles, and plant big wet juicy one right here on Waspinator's big -- fat -- stripey ---"
*KABLAM!!!*
"Nemesis" Part 1
"Ahhhhh... Waspinator happy at last."
-- the last line of the series, "Nemesis" Part 2
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Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2004 12:19 pm
Dinobot: "To be, or not to be, that is the question... These disks I hold, are they a record of what will be, or only of what may... For if the future is indeed immutably foretold, then my demise is but moments of my conformation for I, I could not live if not the master of my fate... But, if the future can be changed, if these disks record merely one path of all the myriad ways the cosmos might conform, then the power is infinite and yet, still limited for they can be used but once, and in that change be rendered fiction forever more... I COULD DESTROY THEM, but, no, t'would be a coward's answer... I will know the truth instead... Then t'will be either them or me that face oblivion..."
One of my favorites. He is actually my favorite TF character ever.
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