My mother just thinks that I lie about everything. She never gives me a chance to explain anything. Here's what she's gunna say after her rant:

"Don't you have anything to say?!"
"I..."
"Don't. I don't wanna hear it. It's probably gunna be a lie anyway."

We can all see how good a mother she is.

If anyone needs to do a little mother bashing every now and then, feel free to do it to mine.

On the other hand, my father always gives me a chance. No matter what. He was never in my life a lot up until now because my mother kicked him out... Ugh... I hate my mother.