AkaTsuki-chan
Hey all this is not Tsuki but her boyfrriend who couldn't get on to his own acount.
anyway, we just had sex for the first time yesterday (im 19 and she is 17). well not sex because we could only get the c**k halfway in before she wanted out. so.
Any helpfull advice on decresing the pain of first time sex? Also, it took me a long time to put on the condom. Any advice on putting or rolling those down (I am uncurcumsised and I did pull back the forskin however the codom is hard to roll down my shaft)? Thanks peace.
anyway, we just had sex for the first time yesterday (im 19 and she is 17). well not sex because we could only get the c**k halfway in before she wanted out. so.
Any helpfull advice on decresing the pain of first time sex? Also, it took me a long time to put on the condom. Any advice on putting or rolling those down (I am uncurcumsised and I did pull back the forskin however the codom is hard to roll down my shaft)? Thanks peace.
Yngwie
Punch her in the c**t really, really hard.
The force will numb her cooter and make the muscles relax.
The force will numb her cooter and make the muscles relax.
TerkRugby
You're a f*ing jerk. People like you shouldn't be allowed to reporduce!
Yngwie
Haha, you're probably right. Too bad I'm donator of the month at the sperm donation clinic.
4 quarts and counting!
4 quarts and counting!
TerkRugby
Don't boost you're ego...spitting it into a contairner doesn't count
Yngwie
400 satisfied single moms say otherwise.
TerkRugby
You're real smart...that's not what i meant...besides, prechewed c** can't produce babies.
Yngwie
Actually, you can't chew c**, seeing as it's a semiviscous liquid and all.
And what did you mean, regarding your statement on my reproductive prowess? Have I somehow missed some subtle nuance in the wording of your assertion?
TerkRugby
What i meant was that you suck d**k, to put it bluntly.
Yngwie
Oh.
Oh!
That is awesome!
That totally went right over my head!
How could I not have recognized that sharp and witty jab at my sexuality?
Amazing.
TerkRugby
being sarcastic won't get you anywhere either ya know
Yngwie
Neither will improper punctuation, but here we are.
TerkRugby
Atleast i'm not talking about abusing the female race
Yngwie
No, but you're raping the English language.
And the last time I checked, females weren't a race, you sexist.
TerkRugby
If the worse you can do is pick on my grammer, you really need to get a life! My grammer is non of your concern! My point is that you're being a jerk
Funkalicious_Dude
Actually it's none of his/her concern. And the worst they can do.
TerkRugby
You can just stay out of this.
Yngwie
Hey, a proper sentence!
But you're still a sexist.
TerkRugby
I'm the sexist? Haven't you ever heard of respect for women? Or do you always punch your girlfriends?
Yngwie
That's rich, coming from someone who debases all members of the proud and beautiful order of Womanhood to something so ignorant and degrading as a "race".
Women are proud, beautiful people who have just as much a right to be treated as human beings as a man does.
Honestly, you should be ashamed.
TerkRugby
Punch her in the c**t really, really hard.
The force will numb her cooter and make the muscles relax.
This is what started the whole thing...now who's the sexist?
Yngwie
You are.
Whenever I punch a woman in the v****a, I respect that woman as an equal and important member of the human species. I would never degrade her by trying to class her as something separate and inferior by referring to her gender as a completely different race. A woman's v****a has as much a right to be punched as a man's v****a.
