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Noxtail

PostPosted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 11:50 pm


Yeah, and random post much...

But I get this alot and I know from experience that people notice. And for those of you that say, yeah, i put it down my pant leg so no one notices...yeah I HAVE to put it down my pant leg! Doesn't fit any where else, and yes it's noticable there too.

But then again, sometimes it's not random. My friend jessica has fun that my frined south of the border likes attention sad .

Yes this thread is random erection stories...

Guy's: Tell about when someone noticed.
(ex: asked to pass out papers while you're pitchin' a tent)

Girl's: Tell about when you noticed.
(ex: you dropped a pencil, when you went to pick it up, you see a guy's...yeah.)
PostPosted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 11:54 pm


I used to have a friend who would go to the washroom regularily to deal with that problem xd He just couldn't think of Baseball while my friend sat on his lap during the movie =P (Yeah, we watched movies almost every day.)

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Noxtail

PostPosted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 11:59 pm


Well, rolleyes I would get sorta happy too if a girl was sitting on my lap..every day... surprised ...hell I'd always be happy! blaugh
PostPosted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 6:52 am


Advice. Don't ever go swimming with a hot girl in a swimsuit. You'll get horny as hell quick. And swimsuits show it easier then pants.

ScottyQuick


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 9:23 am


xp For a few years I slept in jean shorts to avoid making the "morning wood" too noticable. Alot of the time I try to pull a Quagmire and think: "Dead kittens! Old People!" ect.
PostPosted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 12:36 pm


generalbloodless
xp For a few years I slept in jean shorts to avoid making the "morning wood" too noticable. Alot of the time I try to pull a Quagmire and think: "Dead kittens! Old People!" ect.


Ooooh, probably a better idea then noticing that that girls swimsuit is falling off razz

ScottyQuick


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 12:40 pm


DarkMagicianDude
generalbloodless
xp For a few years I slept in jean shorts to avoid making the "morning wood" too noticable. Alot of the time I try to pull a Quagmire and think: "Dead kittens! Old People!" ect.


Ooooh, probably a better idea then noticing that that girls swimsuit is falling off razz
You luck, lucky b*****d.
PostPosted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 4:53 pm


The only time that stuff ever caught me off guard was the first time I met my Angel. He got out of his car to come say hi to me and my instant thought was "Oh god! Dont look at the crotch, dont look at the crotch! Eyes up!" I was so embarressed but he wasn't acting shy at all rolleyes

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 5:31 pm


Musical Rainbow Giraffe
The only time that stuff ever caught me off guard was the first time I met my Angel. He got out of his car to come say hi to me and my instant thought was "Oh god! Dont look at the crotch, dont look at the crotch! Eyes up!" I was so embarressed but he wasn't acting shy at all rolleyes
Sorry, but that's really funny, because you were the one embarrased and not the person with the erection! rofl
PostPosted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 6:12 pm


generalbloodless
DarkMagicianDude
generalbloodless
xp For a few years I slept in jean shorts to avoid making the "morning wood" too noticable. Alot of the time I try to pull a Quagmire and think: "Dead kittens! Old People!" ect.


Ooooh, probably a better idea then noticing that that girls swimsuit is falling off razz
You luck, lucky b*****d.


Too bad she noticed and put it back on before anything more then a wee bit of skin showed =/

I sound like a huge-a*****e-pervert.

@GBL: I guess it's like how girls aren't embarassed when their boobs are showing, but guys are.

ScottyQuick


Burenden

PostPosted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 6:31 pm


Used to happen to me all the damn time.

Not very often, though.

Usually it's because I start thinking of something..ahem.. ninja unconsciously.

Then I realize it and I'm like, "s**t." cool
PostPosted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 6:36 pm


generalbloodless
Musical Rainbow Giraffe
The only time that stuff ever caught me off guard was the first time I met my Angel. He got out of his car to come say hi to me and my instant thought was "Oh god! Dont look at the crotch, dont look at the crotch! Eyes up!" I was so embarressed but he wasn't acting shy at all rolleyes
Sorry, but that's really funny, because you were the one embarrased and not the person with the erection! rofl


Yeah. It got worse from there though. I look a bit younger than I am so when I walked by this group of people in the hiking trails with a 28 year old who had an erection they were all giving me the weirdest looks gonk

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 6:43 pm


Musical Rainbow Giraffe
generalbloodless
Musical Rainbow Giraffe
The only time that stuff ever caught me off guard was the first time I met my Angel. He got out of his car to come say hi to me and my instant thought was "Oh god! Dont look at the crotch, dont look at the crotch! Eyes up!" I was so embarressed but he wasn't acting shy at all rolleyes
Sorry, but that's really funny, because you were the one embarrased and not the person with the erection! rofl


Yeah. It got worse from there though. I look a bit younger than I am so when I walked by this group of people in the hiking trails with a 28 year old who had an erection they were all giving me the weirdest looks gonk
rofl xd rofl xd rofl rofl xd xd xd rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
PostPosted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 6:48 pm


generalbloodless
Musical Rainbow Giraffe
generalbloodless
Musical Rainbow Giraffe
The only time that stuff ever caught me off guard was the first time I met my Angel. He got out of his car to come say hi to me and my instant thought was "Oh god! Dont look at the crotch, dont look at the crotch! Eyes up!" I was so embarressed but he wasn't acting shy at all rolleyes
Sorry, but that's really funny, because you were the one embarrased and not the person with the erection! rofl


Yeah. It got worse from there though. I look a bit younger than I am so when I walked by this group of people in the hiking trails with a 28 year old who had an erection they were all giving me the weirdest looks gonk
rofl xd rofl xd rofl rofl xd xd xd rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl


It's good to know I can be entertaining 4laugh

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 4:39 am


Musical Rainbow Giraffe
generalbloodless
Musical Rainbow Giraffe
generalbloodless
Musical Rainbow Giraffe
The only time that stuff ever caught me off guard was the first time I met my Angel. He got out of his car to come say hi to me and my instant thought was "Oh god! Dont look at the crotch, dont look at the crotch! Eyes up!" I was so embarressed but he wasn't acting shy at all rolleyes
Sorry, but that's really funny, because you were the one embarrased and not the person with the erection! rofl


Yeah. It got worse from there though. I look a bit younger than I am so when I walked by this group of people in the hiking trails with a 28 year old who had an erection they were all giving me the weirdest looks gonk
rofl xd rofl xd rofl rofl xd xd xd rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl


It's good to know I can be entertaining 4laugh
No problem....although now I need new pants.
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