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OK so thanks to Shadow's link combined with me and Indigo's twisted twisted minds.... we came up with this! Now we're not REALLY selling anyone. No gold will exchange hands! If anyone trades me gold for the person on here to be "sold into slavery" I will smack you upside the head, this is a JOKE thread and will only be done with willing participants. If you want to sell someone they have to have your permission and I repeat NO GOLD IS GOING TO BE EXCHANGED... not that that's out of the way..

Post your bid! and discuss how wrong and yet funny this is.
Next on the bidding table...

Buyer of : Sebi the Lost


People to be sold:
1)Erverain
2)Lieutenant Sephiroth
3)Dragorn the warrior
4)Celestial Burden
5)Lemming Pie
6)Dantereck
7)Isel
8 )~DR.MOOFASA~
9)[.Janay.]
10)HockeyGirl17

People who have been bought:
Buyer of Indigo: Bass20xx for 5 million bucks and all his bids
Buyer of Lin: Lobo-chan for... a lot ok? lets just leave it at that
Buyer of Shadow: Mut for $600,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Buyer of Nami Tsuki: Saverio for 9.9 x 10^2,000,000,000,000,000,000
Buyer of Silver Hellsing: Sanzoskitsune for 1 million trillion billion dollars (cheating is fun)
Buyer of Viral C: Stir for 3*10^1730^1730^1730^1730^1730 + 1
Buyer of Wakusei: Jimmy for 1 million
Buyer of Matrias Fierno: La Belle Isolde for $1,777.71
Buyer of Bass20xx: Aretoo for 118 trillion and 51 cents
Buyer of Aretoo: Omochii for 501 billion
Buyer of Sanzoskitsune: Shadow-Savant for googleplex squared and 50 cents
Buyer of [Nikki] The Naked Saint: Omochii for 104 million
Buyer of Starlaa: Omochii for 210 million
Buyer of HermieKrab: blue_green for 105 million
Buyer of blue_green: Omochii for 20,000,000,000,000
Buyer of Ritz Freak: Sword the Timestalker for 999,000,000,000,000,000,000
Buyer of Shram: Omochii for 300,000,000,000
Buyer of ruschca: Sanzoskitsune for $700,000,000
Buyer of La Belle Isolde: Shadow-Savant for $106,324,775.89
Buyer of ~stir of echos~: Viral C for $19,000
Buyer of Xanatos Forever: Slim95 for 40,001
Buyer of girl_no_13: Prinniesdood for $7,000,561,590,300,000,000.01
Buyer of Kire Kaysan: Aretoo for 7,898,765.43
Buyer of Slim95: Jaft for $100,999,999.99
Buyer of Lizzerde: Dragorn the Warrior for $11,000
Buyer of Dark_Wyvern: Sentama Lin for 4,000
Buyer of Prinniesdood: umi505 for 1480,999
Buyer of Lifes Little Conflict: Saverio C. for 550,000
Buyer of Lobo-Chan: Jaft for $3,000,001
Buyer of ZOMG FLEA!: Terra for $25000
Buyer of [ Terra ]: Undakai for $509051 and 64 cents
Buyer of -Zuka_Iruzuko-: Undakai for $27000
Buyer of Undakai: Sanzoskitsune for 2,250,000,000,000,000
Buyer of Omochii: Saverio C. for $10,000,000,000,000
Buyer of - Sebi the Lost -: Undakai for 1063125

EDIT:
Rule 1: Bids are in dollars! Which is why I say bucks up there, since some people have been bidding with weird things... its getting confusing ><

Rule 2: Bids are to be made in red text so that they're easy to see, especially if other conversations are going on

Rule 3: The only thing I'm counting on bids is a NUMBER, any additions will only be counted as extra but not part of the actual bid. This is because its hard to put value on things at times and therefore hard to tell who has a higher bid.

Rule 4: You can NOT start going into weird numbers that take a lot of time and thought to figure out. We can start with 100s then slowly go up from there, if you jump from thousands to millillitrillion or whatever or something weird like that I will not accept your bid. Not only does this confuse me but the other bidders. This also means, no more numbers using scientific notation, its really starting to confuse and frustrate me. If I need to pull out my calculator your bid is void.

IF ITS OBVIOUS YOU DIDN'T READ THESE RULES I WILL NOT ACCEPT YOUR BIDS! BE WARNED NOW!

Edit: Jaft says if he is managing the bids: (You can erase this if you want Sanzo)
No one can bid more than 150% of the value of the previous post.
No one can edit their posts, if a bid is wrong, it's wrong. If I catch you... it's Game Over.

You're not gonna try and bid for Indigo? but she's Indigo! you can um... err... um... you know I don't WANT to know what people would have planned for her

*stands in line waiting to be sold*

O_o wow... people want to be sold but no one wants to buy xd

Hey! sweatdrop

I din't have nuthin' to do with this. . . *mumbles*

I might put myself on the block later. . . <_< >_> <_< But I seriously doubt anyone wants to buy my Garden Variety Bunny self. . .

aretoo timidly raises his paw... "Um... I was gonna go for 'to be sold', also..."

I put your bid up Shram but... no one else seems to be bidding sweatdrop I'm going to leave Indigo up for a while before moving on to the next person

She's in class for another two hours! She told me to sell her 3nodding