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 Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 9:36 pm
Go to the first chapter of Abraham. Look at the picture on the left. Notice who is on the alter. Notice what is happening to him. Now read Abraham 1:1. See any sarcasam in there?
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:33 pm
*opens scriptures* *reads* *Chuckles* Ohhhhh yes.... lol. I remember hearing a talk on tape/CD by... uhhhh Curtis Jacobs I think it was, or maybe John Bytheway, that mentioned that verse...
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Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:18 am
My insitute teacher mentioned it earler. I thought it was a hoot.
Oh yeah! here's another funny thing. YOu know how people have slip of the tounge things when they read out loud and it sounds halarious, right? Well, a few years back, when I was really into Sailor Moon, My family and I were reading the BOM and Instead of Jaredites, I said Jedite(one of the first bad guys on SM). Only my sister laughed at this and afterwords, we talked about how much we could slip up the same way with other names. (Nephites=Nephlite, Zoromites=Zoicite, and Malicite is already in there) Just a personal Ha ha.
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:44 pm
And if you have a not-so-new set of scriptures, in Luke Chapter 7, instead of "for she is a sinner" it says "for she is a sinnner" Thought it was pretty cool.
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 12:39 pm
ha ha ha! That's funny. Speaking of funny scriptures, look up: 2 Kings 2:23-24 Look! I made it even easier and found a link! Just scroll down to the bottom. 2 Kings 2:23-24
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 7:47 pm
Reiji ha ha ha! That's funny. Speaking of funny scriptures, look up: 2 Kings 2:23-24 Look! I made it even easier and found a link! Just scroll down to the bottom. 2 Kings 2:23-24He was the man.
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 8:11 pm
Reiji ha ha ha! That's funny. Speaking of funny scriptures, look up: 2 Kings 2:23-24 Look! I made it even easier and found a link! Just scroll down to the bottom. 2 Kings 2:23-24 Don't mess with Elisha! xd
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 8:21 pm
A young man once asked his friend where it says in the Bible that smoking is wrong. The friend showed him Proverbs 16:27, which reads:
"An ungodly man diggeth up evil: and in his lips there is as a burning fire."
I heard that in John Bytheway's class at EFY xd
Then, my friend Ti -- . . . Elder Norris (he's not related to Chuck Norris, sorry) showed me Zechariah 5:1, 2, and part of 3, which reads:
"Then I turned, and lifted up mine eyes, and looked, and behold a flying roll.
And he said unto me, What seest thou? And I answered, I see a flying roll; the length thereof is twenty cubits, and the breadth thereof ten cubits.
Then said he unto me, This is the curse that goeth forth over the face of the whole earth . . ."
Oh, and I just got an e-mail from one of my friends from EFY, who's ONLY EIGHTEEN, who's getting married gonk
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:31 pm
Emmalyn Rose Reiji ha ha ha! That's funny. Speaking of funny scriptures, look up: 2 Kings 2:23-24 Look! I made it even easier and found a link! Just scroll down to the bottom. 2 Kings 2:23-24 Don't mess with Elisha! xd yup. Although, I didn't know bears existed in the holy land. I wish I could call upon bears to do my bidding... twisted
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Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 6:24 pm
Reiji Emmalyn Rose Reiji ha ha ha! That's funny. Speaking of funny scriptures, look up: 2 Kings 2:23-24 Look! I made it even easier and found a link! Just scroll down to the bottom. 2 Kings 2:23-24 Don't mess with Elisha! xd yup. Although, I didn't know bears existed in the holy land. I wish I could call upon bears to do my bidding... twisted oh, bears existed in the holy land---past tense. lions did too--probably not anymore. .......poor animals that died out.....
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 8:03 pm
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:43 pm
Hows about you post the text so I can see what it says?
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Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:34 pm
Ocarina654 Hows about you post the text so I can see what it says? The text isn't funny without the mural. Just get a set of scriptures. xp
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Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 7:44 pm
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Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 8:34 pm
Yes, very true. Here's another one- Does it sound kinda familiar to you? wink
Zechariah 2:6 reads:
"Ho, ho, come forth, and flee from the land of the north, saith the Lord...."
3nodding
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