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 Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 1:45 pm
The PA Mansion, home to The Polling Alley guild. And whom other then to have the particular character in question for this non-intriguing tale of intrigue then gin, one of the guild's founders and moderators. We find her sitting alone in the guild's library, quietly enjoying her issue of the Gaian Times.
"Good, good. Poll stock is on the rise... Everything is falling into place," she said with an evil sneer. "Soon all of Gaia will know the... Wait. What's this?!" Leaping to her feet, letting the paper fall from her hands, gin tightened her fists. "This cannot be!" she thrusted her arms into the air, "NOR WILL IT BE!"
The dramatic music that surrounded gin grew ever more dramatic as she ran through the halls of the mansion. First out of the library, then through the kitchen, and the bowling alley, and several bedrooms, and this hallway that went seemed to go on forever... gin stopped to catch her breath...
"Dammit, why'd we have to remodel the place?! Where in Lanzer's name did that exit go?!"
"Oh. Hi gin." PollieAnna, high empress of The Polling Alley stepped out from the shadows.
gin scowled at her, "Not now, Anna. I have to go save the world."
"Will you be back in time for dinner?"
"... No... Saving the world is a very delicate process and I don't know how long it's going to take me."
"Oh..." The expression on PollieAnna's face drooped with disappointment, "Will you be having breakfast before you're off?"
"Anna! What did I just say?!?!"
"But I made waffles..."
"Gah... Well I guess I could have just one little bite..."
As gin sat down to enjoy her waffles, little did she know exactly how big this adventure was going to be. For this story was going to be so epic that at this very moment they are running opening credits to this tale... OH THE SUSPENSE!
STARRING (in order of appearance)
gin - the unwitting hero
PollieAnna - the cute yet highly dimwitted admin
Banza - useless mule one.
Jarader - useless mule two
AND MANY MORE!!!
In...
TALES OF THE POLLING ALLEY! WAR OF THE CUTENESS!!!
(da... da... DAAAAAAAA!!!!)
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 1:46 pm
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 1:50 pm
If you would like a part in this Tales of the Polling Alley, or your own chance to star in your own adventure, please right an essay of 250 words or less saying why you should be involved.
Tales of The Polling Alley is owned by gin, not to say that you can't write your own story about PA, you just can't use that particular title. so nyah.
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 2:04 pm
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 2:13 pm
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 2:22 pm
gin If you would like a part in this Tales of the Polling Alley, or your own chance to star in your own adventure, please right an essay of 250 words or less saying why you should be involved.Tales of The Polling Alley is owned by gin, not to say that you can't write your own story about PA, you just can't use that particular title. so nyah. hmm, starring in an adventure you say? i believe that i, blends, moderator of the polling alley and all around whore am worthy of haveing a part in... TAAAAAALES OF THE POLLING ALLEY! (please don't sue me) why, you ask, shuold i be part of this? well as i just mentioned, i am certainly a whore. i shall go into this in more detail shortly. maybe i have taken advantage of the fact i am included in most of the polling alley stories in the past simply because i am a mod and have been involved since the beginning. it is glorious i tell you. but since you have a prerequisite involved to join your story, an audition of sorts, i am up to the task! i will use this time to list possible roles or character traits for yours truely. feel free to disregard every last one of them if it so suits your story. gins secret slave whoreall around whore of all things whorable on gaia. vend whore. poll whore. post whore. attention whore. art commission whore. fish whore. junk whore. exchange whore. you name it, i probably whore it. yep, that's me. blends the whore. does anyone else get the hint of a theme here? blaugh to conclude, i would like to interject one last thought. the polling alley. guild. polls. where does one find a place for polls? the polling alley guild, of course! a place to hang out, and make polls. what a wonderful place.
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 2:26 pm
wow... you'd think i'd like... know about that or something...
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 2:26 pm
blends gin If you would like a part in this Tales of the Polling Alley, or your own chance to star in your own adventure, please right an essay of 250 words or less saying why you should be involved.Tales of The Polling Alley is owned by gin, not to say that you can't write your own story about PA, you just can't use that particular title. so nyah. hmm, starring in an adventure you say? i believe that i, blends, moderator of the polling alley and all around whore am worthy of haveing a part in... TAAAAAALES OF THE POLLING ALLEY! (please don't sue me) why, you ask, shuold i be part of this? well as i just mentioned, i am certainly a whore. i shall go into this in more detail shortly. maybe i have taken advantage of the fact i am included in most of the polling alley stories in the past simply because i am a mod and have been involved since the beginning. it is glorious i tell you. but since you have a prerequisite involved to join your story, an audition of sorts, i am up to the task! i will use this time to list possible roles or character traits for yours truely. feel free to disregard every last one of them if it so suits your story. gins secret slave whoreall around whore of all things whorable on gaia. vend whore. poll whore. post whore. attention whore. art commission whore. fish whore. junk whore. exchange whore. you name it, i probably whore it. yep, that's me. blends the whore. does anyone else get the hint of a theme here? blaugh to conclude, i would like to interject one last thought. the polling alley. guild. polls. where does one find a place for polls? the polling alley guild, of course! a place to hang out, and make polls. what a wonderful place.
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 2:28 pm
gin wow... you'd think i'd like... know about that or something... just making suggestions wink
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 2:29 pm
blends gin wow... you'd think i'd like... know about that or something... just making suggestions wink
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 2:50 pm
It's a plane.
It's a bird.
No it's GIN!
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