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I gave someone the Stink-Palm. Totally worth it.

XD that's beautiful!

In the mall where I work and play, you can't help quoting Mallrats.

For crying out loud, the food court is on the lower level and right above it is a cookie stand. It's beautiful, really. So it's absolutely easy to go off quoting about the cookie stand not being part of the food court. And lest we forget about the kids playing on the escalator xd

That is awesome!

Ah.. for someone who lives in Jersey, what amusing things DON'T you do in the name of Smith?

Let's see, to top my list, I left class early (as my instructor decided an hour and a half was a good short break) in order to race home, and then race up to Red Bank in order to see a wonderful event. They showed on a giant inflatable screen, Clerks. In the park. Uncensored.

And that's not all.

I met Marilyn Ghigliotti (Veronica) and got her autograph. She was a bit unsure of my selection of where to put it, but was a trooper and signed anyway..(i'll get to why she was unsure in a sec)

And I also met Brian O'Halloran. (Dante) And made him turn bright red and gape like a fish. Well.. Jay helped... He turned to Brian and said "I want you to sign my girlfriend's boobs." Straightfaced statement was met with a very shocked and flustered look so I explained further that it was my shirt he was signing. He calmed and laughed and gladly signed, writing 'Brian O'Halloran was here' with and arrow pointing. Marilyn also agreed, signing the other side of my shirt, however stating she had NOT been there.

As if that wasn't enough, who else decided to show up?

The Man Himself.

Smith.

A Jay look-alike in the crowd brought along his tape player and danced ala Clerks II style, complete with stripping as requested by Kevin once he started and then tried to stop mid performance. Thank god for the super fast tuck reflex he had, there were those in the crowd who were quite underage.

Poo for them cutting Q&A short, I was three people away from asking what the heck is with Dante and nail polish.

As an added bonus, though slightly unrelated, we also met Lisa Loeb. And stared at a woman in the crowd who we weren't sure of and argued over for about half an hour if she was indeed Kevin's wife. (sitting smack dab in the crowd, I was very skeptical but it did turn out to be her)

As a note to you all, when going to events like this, if you know anyone who shares a name with a character, have another name handy to shout when you lose them. Shouting 'Jay' was not helpful in locating the one I wanted, but did grab the attention of three look-alikes.

A fun evening was had by all, and after all was said and done, the entire crowd decended upon every convience store in Red Bank in order to get Gatorade. (by the way, they aren't sure how many people attended, they knew they let in 3k people, the rest jumped fences into the park...)

More amusing things later... I have work in the morning...

I have decided to start dieting as a result of reading the smith's myspace...I guess he said that he's the largest he's been in his life mainly due to the fact that he sits around the house watching oscar screeners while devouring 3 pints of ben and jerry's without the bat of an eyelash...evidence of his largeness can be seen in the movie catch and release...which I have not seen but heard he is ******** hilarious in so I have to see it, but I digress...I'm now attempting to lose a good deal of weight...I'd really like to see my d**k again.

Everytime someone said 15 bucks. Me and my friend matt would just recite the 15 bucks rap from Jay and Silent bob

I also stink palmed someone. EPIC