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 Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 8:22 pm
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Oh-deng!
(fishcake or something like that)
post ur own
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 3:35 pm
How much is a blanket?
Answer: 이불(ee-bool)=2 dollars/blanket ^^
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 3:42 pm
What sound does bread make when you throw it at the wall and it hits it?
Answer: 빵=Bbang/bread
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 3:52 pm
If you were to name your licence plate Room 9...?
Room=방(bang) 9=구(goo)
방구=fart ^^
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 2:05 pm
Paradream Remix What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Oh-deng! (fishcake or something like that) post ur own lol! xd datz a funni azz jok, i lov it! lol
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 2:21 pm
What kind of bird flies around ur butt?
Nem-seh!
The whole word means smelly.
Seh means bird.
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 4:27 pm
Paradream Remix What kind of bird flies around ur butt? Nem-seh! The whole word means smelly. Seh means bird.
Ahnyoung!
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 8:07 pm
heres one a friend told me
What kind of bear has eight legs?
Guh-Me Bears!
Guh-Me means spider
Whole thing should say Gummy Bears.
eh i dont get it too much
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 4:45 pm
What does a vampire drink in the morning?
Koh-pee!
Whole thing means nose bleed
You should pronouce it so it sorta sounds like coffee
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 5:37 am
all right...
this ones not that good
How long does it take for an onion to grow?
Ohn-yun
Whole thing means 5 years
You should say the word so it sounds like onion
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 10:43 am
I wish I could understand the jokes. They would be so much funnier if I could actually understand. i am American.
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Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 6:10 pm
ok i just found this joke, its a good one but a little racist
A Rabbi and a Korean
A rabbi is sitting on an airplane next to a Korean guy. After they have been flying together in silence for a while, the rabbi leans over and says, "You know, I've never forgiven you Chinese for what you did at Pearl Harbor."
The Korean looks shocked and replies, "What the hell are you talking about?!?!? It was the Japanese that bombed Pearl Harbor, not the Chinese. And besides, I'm not Chinese or Japanese, I'm Korean!"
The rabbi says, " Korean, Japanese, Chinese, what's the difference?"
A little while later, the Korean man says, "You know, I've never forgiven you Jews for sinking the Titanic." The rabbi looks confused and mad and says, "What are you talking about? The Jews didn't have anything to do with that! An iceberg sank the Titanic!"
The Korean guy replies, "Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, what's the difference?"
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:36 pm
Paradream Remix ok i just found this joke, its a good one but a little racist A Rabbi and a Korean A rabbi is sitting on an airplane next to a Korean guy. After they have been flying together in silence for a while, the rabbi leans over and says, "You know, I've never forgiven you Chinese for what you did at Pearl Harbor." The Korean looks shocked and replies, "What the hell are you talking about?!?!? It was the Japanese that bombed Pearl Harbor, not the Chinese. And besides, I'm not Chinese or Japanese, I'm Korean!" The rabbi says, " Korean, Japanese, Chinese, what's the difference?" A little while later, the Korean man says, "You know, I've never forgiven you Jews for sinking the Titanic." The rabbi looks confused and mad and says, "What are you talking about? The Jews didn't have anything to do with that! An iceberg sank the Titanic!" The Korean guy replies, "Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, what's the difference?" puhahhaahhahahahaha
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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:46 am
Paradream Remix ok i just found this joke, its a good one but a little racist A Rabbi and a Korean A rabbi is sitting on an airplane next to a Korean guy. After they have been flying together in silence for a while, the rabbi leans over and says, "You know, I've never forgiven you Chinese for what you did at Pearl Harbor." The Korean looks shocked and replies, "What the hell are you talking about?!?!? It was the Japanese that bombed Pearl Harbor, not the Chinese. And besides, I'm not Chinese or Japanese, I'm Korean!" The rabbi says, " Korean, Japanese, Chinese, what's the difference?" A little while later, the Korean man says, "You know, I've never forgiven you Jews for sinking the Titanic." The rabbi looks confused and mad and says, "What are you talking about? The Jews didn't have anything to do with that! An iceberg sank the Titanic!" The Korean guy replies, "Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, what's the difference?" love that one!!
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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:10 am
This isn't a language joke... But I thought it was pretty funny, although it's a bit racist. My aunt told me it.
Two Japanese and two Korean people were at a train station. The two Japanese people each bought a ticket, but only one of the Koreans bought a ticket. The Japanese people thought, 'Hah! they're going to get caught!'
The four people got onto the train. When the ticket inspector came, the two Korean people went into the toilet. The two Japanese people gave their ticket to the inspector and watched what would happen to the Korean people.
When the inspector knocked on the toilet door, a hand came out, holding the ticket. The inspector took the ticket and walked away.
A few days later, the same four people were on the train again. The two Koreans again only bought one ticket, and the Japanese did the same.
When it was time for the ticket inspector to come by, the two Japanese stood up and quickly went into the toilet before the Koreans did. One of the Korean went to the toilet, knocked on the door, and said: "Ticket inspector, please hand over your ticket."
It's pretty obvious what happened next.
The Korean took the ticket and sat down. When the ticket inspector came, the two Koreans presented their ticket to them. The inspector then went and knocked on the toilet door, but the Japanese didn't have any ticket to give to him.
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