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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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 Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 7:41 pm
I ate a whole jar of mayonaise.
This was five minutes ago.
Halfway through the jar I felt like my nose was sliding off my face, and now my bowels are running wild. Rumbly rumbly! It feels like theres a twoway people mover running under my c**k.
And I'm shitting pudding.
My fingers feel bloated.
More as I become aware!
Discuss SCIENCE.
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 7:46 pm
It feels like my wrists are shrinking.
If I die, will that make me an hero?
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 7:47 pm
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 7:48 pm
oh
i put a whole pack of sour punch
in my sandwich
but ummmmmmmm
i didn't die in the name of science
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 7:48 pm
Mitch, I'm coming, I've got my iPod.
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 7:50 pm
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 7:56 pm
Why. gonk
How do you eat a whole bottle of plain mayonnaise in one sitting anyway. I didn't know that was physically possible.
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:01 pm
I THREW UP!
It was a lovely shade of pink that looked like peach scented suave.
It felt like I was pushing dough out of my mouth and nose.
I feel like I have asubwoofer inside me thats constantly moving and I'm sweaty.
BUT now I can fly.
DISCUSS SCIENCE AND EVOLUTION THROUGH MAYONAISE.
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:12 pm
SKGHAFGARGEG MAYONNAISE GEURGLE EURRGGGHH
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 9:29 pm
I only like a little bit of mayo. The thought of a whole jar makes my stomach do flip-flops.
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 9:31 pm
Yes you will, you drank a new formula of red bull and didn't even know it.
you are going to grow wings overnight. [/fortune teller]
OH s**t
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 9:42 pm
CAlss Meszuues!
ZUES!
I anms the OmAEGA!
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 10:05 pm
Thats gross.
Even for you.
Just ew.
I refuse to eat anything with mayo.
But the thought of half a jar.
Wtf.
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 10:19 pm
No no, I ate the WHOLE jar.
And what the hell do you mean, EVEN for me?
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:07 pm
The Mighty Z-Rex
And what the hell do you mean, EVEN for me?I think she's calling you fat.
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