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 Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:19 pm
Uh, I lost my phone number. Mind if I borrowed yours?
Yeah...some guy actually said that to me.
What made it even more lame, was that I heard that pick up line on the radio last week...
Anyways, anyone else had someone tell them a really lame pick up line???
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 7:18 pm
I have heard worse...I just forget what they are at the moment. sad
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 7:18 pm
This rancher guy said this to my friends mom:
"Honey, all these other folks are like hamburger; I'm filet mignon."
She turned him down, but was impressed by her knowledge of beef. whee
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 7:19 pm
lookathat This rancher guy said this to my friends mom:
"Honey, all these other folks are like hamburger; I'm filet mignon."
She turned him down, but was impressed by her knowledge of beef. whee
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:25 pm
Dude. There's this guy. Right? And he's such a terrible liar. And somehow. He grew a crush on me. And the whole freakin time I was sure I knew this. xD
Cause he's so easy to read. But. I'm nice like that.
It was just like. He would meet me at drawing club. And he said he could draw. But he NEVER draws. He justs sits with me. And he'd be so silent. That it's weird. And then one day there was this slutty 6th grader who saw me next to him in the activity bus and she was just like. "He likes you????" (I sort of am taking that as an insult. -.-) and I decided to pretend I didn't know wat was going on. And I ACTUALLY saw him making hand signs telling her to shut up. lol It was sort of funny.
But I was sort of like sweatdrop when he never admitted that he liked me. Cause. I mean. I don't like him. But I thought he at least had balls....
he did one day try to send an IM to me though sayin "SOOoooo.... have you ever had a boyfriend or watever...." and I'm like O.O.
lol
Now you may be wondering wat the hell does this have to do with this topic. It's: It's better to have balls and tell you something lame then not even trying. =P
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:20 am
005kimstyle Dude. There's this guy. Right? And he's such a terrible liar. And somehow. He grew a crush on me. And the whole freakin time I was sure I knew this. xD Cause he's so easy to read. But. I'm nice like that. It was just like. He would meet me at drawing club. And he said he could draw. But he NEVER draws. He justs sits with me. And he'd be so silent. That it's weird. And then one day there was this slutty 6th grader who saw me next to him in the activity bus and she was just like. "He likes you????" (I sort of am taking that as an insult. -.-) and I decided to pretend I didn't know wat was going on. And I ACTUALLY saw him making hand signs telling her to shut up. lol It was sort of funny. But I was sort of like sweatdrop when he never admitted that he liked me. Cause. I mean. I don't like him. But I thought he at least had balls.... he did one day try to send an IM to me though sayin "SOOoooo.... have you ever had a boyfriend or watever...." and I'm like O.O. lol Now you may be wondering wat the hell does this have to do with this topic. It's: It's better to have balls and tell you something lame then not even trying. =P
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:32 am
The Placebo Pixie 005kimstyle Dude. There's this guy. Right? And he's such a terrible liar. And somehow. He grew a crush on me. And the whole freakin time I was sure I knew this. xD Cause he's so easy to read. But. I'm nice like that. It was just like. He would meet me at drawing club. And he said he could draw. But he NEVER draws. He justs sits with me. And he'd be so silent. That it's weird. And then one day there was this slutty 6th grader who saw me next to him in the activity bus and she was just like. "He likes you????" (I sort of am taking that as an insult. -.-) and I decided to pretend I didn't know wat was going on. And I ACTUALLY saw him making hand signs telling her to shut up. lol It was sort of funny. But I was sort of like sweatdrop when he never admitted that he liked me. Cause. I mean. I don't like him. But I thought he at least had balls.... he did one day try to send an IM to me though sayin "SOOoooo.... have you ever had a boyfriend or watever...." and I'm like O.O. lol Now you may be wondering wat the hell does this have to do with this topic. It's: It's better to have balls and tell you something lame then not even trying. =P That is kinda cute but it reminds me of this boy who had a crush on me when I was like 12 or 13. He was the same age but he was always showing off and trying to impress me and then to try and be near me more he started hanging out with my 9 year old brother! I was just like 'ew, your a show off, your 3 times my wieght, and you hang out with my little brother and his immature friends! Gross!'.... I ended up kicking him where it hurts, with rollerblades on, to get the point accross that I wanted him to leave me alone.
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:49 am
~xXx~Nikki4187~xXx~ The Placebo Pixie 005kimstyle Dude. There's this guy. Right? And he's such a terrible liar. And somehow. He grew a crush on me. And the whole freakin time I was sure I knew this. xD Cause he's so easy to read. But. I'm nice like that. It was just like. He would meet me at drawing club. And he said he could draw. But he NEVER draws. He justs sits with me. And he'd be so silent. That it's weird. And then one day there was this slutty 6th grader who saw me next to him in the activity bus and she was just like. "He likes you????" (I sort of am taking that as an insult. -.-) and I decided to pretend I didn't know wat was going on. And I ACTUALLY saw him making hand signs telling her to shut up. lol It was sort of funny. But I was sort of like sweatdrop when he never admitted that he liked me. Cause. I mean. I don't like him. But I thought he at least had balls.... he did one day try to send an IM to me though sayin "SOOoooo.... have you ever had a boyfriend or watever...." and I'm like O.O. lol Now you may be wondering wat the hell does this have to do with this topic. It's: It's better to have balls and tell you something lame then not even trying. =P That is kinda cute but it reminds me of this boy who had a crush on me when I was like 12 or 13. He was the same age but he was always showing off and trying to impress me and then to try and be near me more he started hanging out with my 9 year old brother! I was just like 'ew, your a show off, your 3 times my wieght, and you hang out with my little brother and his immature friends! Gross!'.... I ended up kicking him where it hurts, with rollerblades on, to get the point accross that I wanted him to leave me alone.
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 1:17 pm
The Placebo Pixie ~xXx~Nikki4187~xXx~ The Placebo Pixie 005kimstyle Dude. There's this guy. Right? And he's such a terrible liar. And somehow. He grew a crush on me. And the whole freakin time I was sure I knew this. xD Cause he's so easy to read. But. I'm nice like that. It was just like. He would meet me at drawing club. And he said he could draw. But he NEVER draws. He justs sits with me. And he'd be so silent. That it's weird. And then one day there was this slutty 6th grader who saw me next to him in the activity bus and she was just like. "He likes you????" (I sort of am taking that as an insult. -.-) and I decided to pretend I didn't know wat was going on. And I ACTUALLY saw him making hand signs telling her to shut up. lol It was sort of funny. But I was sort of like sweatdrop when he never admitted that he liked me. Cause. I mean. I don't like him. But I thought he at least had balls.... he did one day try to send an IM to me though sayin "SOOoooo.... have you ever had a boyfriend or watever...." and I'm like O.O. lol Now you may be wondering wat the hell does this have to do with this topic. It's: It's better to have balls and tell you something lame then not even trying. =P That is kinda cute but it reminds me of this boy who had a crush on me when I was like 12 or 13. He was the same age but he was always showing off and trying to impress me and then to try and be near me more he started hanging out with my 9 year old brother! I was just like 'ew, your a show off, your 3 times my wieght, and you hang out with my little brother and his immature friends! Gross!'.... I ended up kicking him where it hurts, with rollerblades on, to get the point accross that I wanted him to leave me alone. HAH! POOR KID.
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 1:37 pm
~xXx~Nikki4187~xXx~ The Placebo Pixie 005kimstyle Dude. There's this guy. Right? And he's such a terrible liar. And somehow. He grew a crush on me. And the whole freakin time I was sure I knew this. xD Cause he's so easy to read. But. I'm nice like that. It was just like. He would meet me at drawing club. And he said he could draw. But he NEVER draws. He justs sits with me. And he'd be so silent. That it's weird. And then one day there was this slutty 6th grader who saw me next to him in the activity bus and she was just like. "He likes you????" (I sort of am taking that as an insult. -.-) and I decided to pretend I didn't know wat was going on. And I ACTUALLY saw him making hand signs telling her to shut up. lol It was sort of funny. But I was sort of like sweatdrop when he never admitted that he liked me. Cause. I mean. I don't like him. But I thought he at least had balls.... he did one day try to send an IM to me though sayin "SOOoooo.... have you ever had a boyfriend or watever...." and I'm like O.O. lol Now you may be wondering wat the hell does this have to do with this topic. It's: It's better to have balls and tell you something lame then not even trying. =P That is kinda cute but it reminds me of this boy who had a crush on me when I was like 12 or 13. He was the same age but he was always showing off and trying to impress me and then to try and be near me more he started hanging out with my 9 year old brother! I was just like 'ew, your a show off, your 3 times my wieght, and you hang out with my little brother and his immature friends! Gross!'.... I ended up kicking him where it hurts, with rollerblades on, to get the point accross that I wanted him to leave me alone. O. M. Gosh. HAHAHA. XD
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:37 pm
Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Are those space pants? Cuz your a** is out of this world!
You: Have I shown you my magic watch? It tells me that you're not wearing any underwear ...
Girl: Nice try, I am wearing underwear.
You: Shoot ... It must be an hour fast.
sorry if these are for guys...but w/e
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:29 am
Paris^kitty Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP! If you were a booger I'd pick you first. If you were a booger I'd pick you first. Are those space pants? Cuz your a** is out of this world! You: Have I shown you my magic watch? It tells me that you're not wearing any underwear ... Girl: Nice try, I am wearing underwear. You: Shoot ... It must be an hour fast. sorry if these are for guys...but w/e somebody actually said that? o_o
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 8:40 am
pick up lines almost never work.. I can't really think of any I've used.. like ever.. lol.. Most of the time I just say I like someone, and start from there D:
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:10 am
EmperorTsu pick up lines almost never work.. I can't really think of any I've used.. like ever.. lol.. Most of the time I just say I like someone, and start from there D:
I can't stand pick up lines, and the few times I get one said to me, I just laugh and they go away. biggrin
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:14 am
The Placebo Pixie EmperorTsu pick up lines almost never work.. I can't really think of any I've used.. like ever.. lol.. Most of the time I just say I like someone, and start from there D:
I can't stand pick up lines, and the few times I get one said to me, I just laugh and they go away. biggrin hm. I just stare at the guy. And try to politely make him go away. I always have to be polite in school. But not when I'm around my family. Weird. Like. 2 sides of me. =P Me talking to you guys on gaia is my regular side. =D
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