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 Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 6:40 pm
Well, I thought since Blink is SO funny, we could have a quote section! xd
I have over a bazillion, so I'll post a couple HUNDRED a day.... xp
Or maybe just 5... ninja
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 7:13 pm
Blink Quotes
Mark- "Hey Tom, tell these people about the phillippines!"
Tom- "In the Phillippines, when a babies crying, you have to suck on it's p***s to make it stop crying. The same thing goes with me, if I'm crying, you suck on my p***s."
Mark- "In some areas of the world, I'm considered good looking. Standards are different all around the world."
Tom- "Ever been to Kenya?"
Mark- "Well that's not a place where I'm considered good looking."
Tom- "The Himalayas?"
Mark- "Tibet! I go off in Tibet. I'm considered very good looking there. Cuz it's either me or they ******** a yak."
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 7:17 pm
Tom Quotes
"I wanna have an orgasm on stage here, all I need is some light kisses to the tip of my p***s. Just little small ones."
(Leaving a message on Jen's phone) "Hey Honey, justed wanted to call you and say I love you, shows are alot of fun. Well really I was thinking of your boobs, I just think you've got great boobs, I love the way your body looks and I love it when you're naked."
"I'm installing a security system so nosey little kids don't watch me run around my house naked smearing peanut butter all over me."
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 6:31 am
great idea for a thread ^.^
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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 5:28 pm
"you can't turn chicken s**t into chicken salad, but you can put chicken s**t in someone else's chicken salad." -Tom
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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 5:32 pm
like the grains of sand on the beach
like the breath of a baby's bottom
Marks fingers smell of dog
I often wonder where he stuck them
so don't feel torn, weathered, battered
ashamed that all has gone wrong
I learned that even I don't know best
when it comes to my friend Mark...and my dog
-Tom Delonge
Tom:"Hey everyone,Mark's finally leaving the band."
Mark:"F*ck you Tom,I said I would be back in a minute."
Tom:"People,actually think I'm handsome...I don't get that stuff, but that's fine... Hey I appalaud anyone who thinks I'm good looking and I invite them into my world."
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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 9:09 pm
AeoShino like the grains of sand on the beach like the breath of a baby's bottom Marks fingers smell of dog I often wonder where he stuck them so don't feel torn, weathered, battered ashamed that all has gone wrong I learned that even I don't know best when it comes to my friend Mark...and my dog -Tom Delonge Tom:"Hey everyone,Mark's finally leaving the band." Mark:"F*ck you Tom,I said I would be back in a minute." Tom:"People,actually think I'm handsome...I don't get that stuff, but that's fine... Hey I appalaud anyone who thinks I'm good looking and I invite them into my world." i never heard that poem thingie.. or did i? eek sounds awesome xd
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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 12:09 am
I KNOW A GUY
HE HAS SEX WITH HIS SISTER
HE USED HIS d**k TO POP HER
4 FOOT BLISTER
AND I KNOW IT'S NOT THAT KOOL
HE ******** HER IN MY SWIMMIN POOL
HIS GOT 3 TESTICLES
AND HE Ah...ahhh..loves..to ehah...DO ******** YEAH!!!!!!
-tom...
mark: That dude has a science fair project on his a**
tom: LETS HEAR FOR NOT WIPPIN....this dudes ******** wipin dude...it brings down teh rain forest!!
xd heart domokun ninja xp
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:38 pm
"if i were a condom.. i'd be big"
by travis..
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:40 pm
I like to wash my underwear pair by pair with, um, rose petals
Tom
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:43 pm
some old ones.. :
I once tried to start a nudist colony in our bus, and it pretty much ended up as just me hanging around naked...
Mark
I'm not gay, a lot of people think I'm gay. I have a girlfriend, she thinks I'm gay
Tom
Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny
Mark
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Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 12:50 am
Well, these are some of mine but I have more... Somewhere
Toms:
make way for the hurt kid... and bring me, their wallet.
There's too many rad things to stick in your butt besides a living animal.
Mark is ugly,Travis is ugly,I have no friends,I'm pretty much the only cool guy in the band.
I wasn't very popular in high school cause the whole three testicle thing wasn't very in.
Some people think we're idiots and perverts, which we are.
I might be a dork, but I don't want to be a jerk.
I just want to make a UFO movie.
Marks:
I see my job in the band as basically to be on stage as the village idiot, to act like a jakeass, and to make a total fool out of myself whenever possable
I came from punk rock, but who knows if I'm punk
Our biggest hit had a video where we made fun of boy bands. Why we would then be lumped into that is beyond me.
To sum up Tom in one word would be: feminine
We're like, Fisher-Price: My First Punk Band.
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Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 4:14 pm
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Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 2:51 pm
"The hardest part was getting Mark to sing like a man--he wanted everything to sound like a Barbara Streisand song"
-Tom DeLonge
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2004 11:01 am
TRAVIS:Tom and Mark have all the small things.I have all the big things
TOM:IT MUST BE MATING SEASON!!!*points to mark in the middle of nowhere*
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