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 Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 9:26 pm
I really don't know why I'm doing this, but, I don't know. We have over 3 stickied threads that no one reads, so why not put them all together?
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Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 9:29 pm
Tommy the Cat The Official Lazy Hippy Movement Manifesto Economy
We intend to abolish the economy entirely and all live in mud shanty's and wear animals skins. I look very good in lion and Vexxed has taken a liking to Chinchilla and Zebra.
Treasury
All left over money and gold will be melted down and made into giant statues of me and Vexxed playing rock scissors paper. You will bring up your children to surrender to the statues as gods. Ugly and fat people will be sacrified there.
Education
Free education for all. Only fat kids will have to do Phys Ed. Because of winder22's lack of trust in my judgement of Phys Ed, Phys Ed will now involve nothing but bear wrestling.
Kid's who don't behave will be neutered.
Student Policies
All the finest universities will be moved to Wales, Scotland and Ireland, leaving other universities with more of a chance.
Home Affairs
We will start an investigation into why exactly they stopped making Lucky Charms in the UK.
Environment
All endangered species will be disguised as more common animals, to fool potential poachers.
All houses built in potential natural disaster zones will be made of sponge.
All cars will be ran on power from the driver riding an exersize bike, to stop the use of natural resources and lower obesity numbers.
Health and Safety
Will be abolished. If you're stupid enough to do something stupid, then we're not gonna stop you.
Food
All food shall be clearly labelled "Recommended for oral use"
All fast food shall be clearly labelled "May contain traces of real food"
Defence
Bombs will now be used as paperweights.
and let any warring ******** do what the hell they want, we're not getting involved.
OAP's
Old people hunting will now be a goverment sanctioned profession.
Misc
Telemarketers will be imprisoned
In ball sports, in the result of a tie an extra 10 minutes will be played as a multiball game.
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Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 9:31 pm
Vexxed GUILD BANNERS.
TELL YOUR FRIENDS. Tommy the Cat  If anyone wants to make a stupid guild banner, go ahead. But seriously do. lolz Vexxed I got bored. RisenFallenTwice These are the banners i made for this guild. Rust Turtle i got bored  Hzza i finally made a banner! seeing as my one is totally lame ( ), im going to claim that THIS ( V ) one is mine!!
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Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:13 pm
Guild warnings:
Beware of Hzza. He oldfag.
Tommy puts his finger up his bum whilst he wanks, DON'T SHAKE HIS HAND.
Unlike Scooby Doo, if you rip of Hzza's face it turns out he's really a giant sea monster!
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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 1:03 pm
TOMMY THE CAT IS MUCH MORE HARD EX CORE THAN TEH VEXXUAL TRANSMITTED DISEASE.
I like the thread by the way
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:10 am
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 10:19 am
Too organized
TOO ORGANIZED
T O O O R G A N I Z E D
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 6:10 pm
lol check this join request Quote: Request from bernie_stonecat Accept Decline Wed Sep 13, 2006 10:42 pm I like recreational drugs and Bill Murray, and I'm a lazy hippie. And if you don't let me join, I'll drown a goat. I'll do it! Not really, I like goats.
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 6:29 am
Vexxed lol check this join request Quote: Request from bernie_stonecat Accept Decline Wed Sep 13, 2006 10:42 pm I like recreational drugs and Bill Murray, and I'm a lazy hippie. And if you don't let me join, I'll drown a goat. I'll do it! Not really, I like goats. Instant lifetime membership, no?
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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:46 pm
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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:17 am
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Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 4:49 am
Vexxed Guild warnings: Beware of Hzza. He oldfag. How long has that been there?!
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 2:16 am
Hzza Vexxed Guild warnings: Beware of Hzza. He oldfag. How long has that been there?! Not long.
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 10:05 am
Hmmm.......blatant admin abuse, I wonder if it's contagious?
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