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No...we aren't talking about Grombies (sorry Lo, Taree and Kimmeh...), we are talking about if a zombie movie actually occured in reeeeeal liiiife. Which could happen.

Please discuss here what kind of weapons you would use...where you would hide...and what guild members you would want on your side.

I would love to hear about your possible scenarios of survival.

Some Scenario Assumptions:

1) Assume the zombies are on the slow side. Not the ones that run their asses off like in Dawn of the Dead.

2) Assume that they are somewhat dumb...they crash through windows, they don't open em...

3) Assume you can kill them with a head shot, but that is it.

4) Assume you get infected by blood contact. Scratches and bites count.

5) Assume that you have about 5-10 hours before you die from the infection and too become a zombie.

Alright...this should be fun. Go!

after finding any weapon I could, and surviving for two days I'd probably die of starvation because I was too worried about teh zombies.

Well, let's think about this in a logical fashion...

It should be apparent that it's completely and utterly impossible for ANYONE or ANYTHING to raise enough zombies at a single time to take over the world... and any spell able to do that would more than likely have an enormous cooldown time, and possibly multiple adverse effects for the castor... and thus, is not likely to happen unless the castor was somewhat confident that he/she would succeed.

Also, no law states that any zombies raised from the dead are REQUIRED to become bloodthirsty killers. The only way that could happen is if they were directly controlled by the force which revived them, which would require a "shitload" of power, as you young people would say.

If, however, the zombies were raised using actual souls recovered from the afterlife, the zombie would inherit the spiritual presence of the person whose soul was used in the process. Of course, the soul may not be the force which holds our inherent good or evil trait, and thus, since the zombie is virtually mindless, it would do nothing.

So, let's assume the fight is against a deadly army of thousands of zombies who are controlled by a force that is pivotal to the existence of the universe.

Actually, let's assume that this force decided to use vampires instead of zombies... because any force that powerful would have to be smarter than to use friggin' zombies...

Everyone knows that talk2hand

Toxic chemicals have no way of sustaining life, nor do they have the ability to modify the brain to serve murderous purposes...


...and who said only one vampire? talk2hand

You would have to land eventually...unless of course you happened to be stocked up for about 6 months on said boat. Cause that is how long it is going to take for the zombies to finally rot and die naturally.

Ain't no zombie seafood in my world. wink And yep, I'd stock that baby up Mormon style.

I suppose with the store with guns, you'd have to take the car out to get food occasionally, when the swarms die down. Risky. But no matter where you end up you need to get enough food somehow, to survive the pandemic...

See?! ::points at Shawn:: HE ::points at Durgan:: has my back. razz

A 12 gauge sawed-off, and my katana for backup. 3nodding Booyah!