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 Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:08 pm
The canadian natinol anthem plays as petey makes his way to the ring dressed in a tuxedo.Or...what was the ring.It was transformed into a red carpeted mini canada land.He steped inside the ring and snatched a mike from lillan."You know,one question has been running through my mind a while now.We've had a cuban show.Many many american shows.HELL WE EVEN HAVE SCOTTISH SHOWS!But theres one thing that this company has had little or none of.CANADAIN SHOWS.Thats what we need.Thats what your gonna get!Whenever I see fit,I will walk down here and I will express my mind.
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Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:12 pm
Which brings us to our first topic tonight.WIF's very own Vengance.That was a historic night.Because that was the ...PPV DEBUT of YOURS TRULY!!!Where I single handely destroyed one of the biggest egos in the WIF,scott hall.But don't git me wrong.The main event was great!I mean,nova v.s Cena!That cage could have dealed either of them death.BUT they pulled through and in the end the better man,obviously nova,came through.He would have been WIF champ but NOOOOO.
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Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:19 pm
"Which brings us to our second topic.Sabin winning the 1000 page prize.David beating goliath.Jarret winning the title for the first time.It was a heartfelt moment.Also,a hated one.See NO ONE in the WIF cares about sabin!Hes a sloppy wrestler,and he never earned that shot.Though nova busted his a** to get there!Thereore,I am making a petition that sabin,if he loses at Suvior Series,he never gets a title shot AGIAN!Or for a very long time....Hm...titles.Brings us to our third topic!I have 2 title shots coming at me!But enough already about me!"The fans cheered at this."Claudio lost his hardcore or shall I say $wi$$ title to one al snow.Thats good and all.Thats basicly it for titles."
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Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:34 pm
"NOW!Our next topic!The roster and how well they are preforming!On the top of course its me!I won 2 matches!Woopie!On the secon there,is nova.He survived one of the most brutal matches ever in the WIF!Third,uh...well...Third would be MRRRRR KENNEDYYYYYY!!!!KENNEDDDDDDYYY!!!Hes on this list only because well...he beat me.....BUT lets just get on...34!Chris Jericho!Hes on here for giving kenedy what he needed!A chair shot!HAR HAR HAR!35 Would be my good friend Giant Gonzales!What a debut!Now the worst!#5!Joel!How do you tap to that piss ant HHH?#4,Cena.He took all that punishemnt and he couldent manage towin?Hell The cage exploded and nova took most of it!#3!C M PUNK.He lied to us all leading us on to belive he was a strait edge man,when hes addicted to nicotene!BOOO!#2 Is paul burchill,who has seemingly dissipeared!#1 Is Chris sabin,Who hasent wreseled all of 2 matches and gets a title shot!Well that was the canadian show,from yours truelly!The music plays once more as petey gatheres his things and heads up the ramp with a smug look on his face.
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Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 8:30 pm
Kennedy hopped over the baricade with a chair. He slid into the ring and waited behind petey. Ready to beat the piss out of him.
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Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 8:35 pm
Petey stupidly waved and smiled,not looking behind him when...
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Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 8:37 pm
A booming voice blared on the speakers.ME SMASH KENNEDY!
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Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 8:53 pm
Kennedy was startled by the voice. He quickly swung the chair at Petey.
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Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 7:33 am
Petey was hit with the chair. gonk He fell over in na pile of almost dead canadian.
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Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 7:37 am
Suddenly,a arm ripped through the mat and grabbed kenedys leg.The mat tore badly as the Giant Gonzales burst litterly through the ring,having his big meaty hands finally on kennedy,he stepped on the mat that wasent ripped and smiled(Or somethng that looked like it).
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Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 7:39 am
Sandman came from underneath the announcer table and got in thering with his cane and took a wack at Mr.Kennedy.
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Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:21 am
Kennedy looked up at the 8 footer, eyes wide. Before he knew it he was hit with a cane.
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Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:06 pm
(Nicotene?) CM Punk ran down from the ramp, slid into the ring and tried to hit Giant Gonzalez with a pipe he was carrying.
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Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:33 pm
as punk tried to hit gonzalez sandman tried to hit punk with the singapore cane
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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 1:46 pm
((NEXT WEEK.Note biggrin on't come down here and ruin this...))Petey ran to the ring in a bit of a hurry."Sorry im late.I had to clean up what happened here last show.Ive decided to add guests now and then.Now,I have Kurt Angle sceduled here,but I haven't seen him!"
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