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Hey. Is there any inside jokes in your band? Mine has several.
1. We will burn Mr. Myers(our directors) sticks. He clicks them constantly and it is annoying.

2. The poncho cult. At carowinds, it started raining and Mr. Myers put on this horrible poncho, and we all made fun of him then started the poncho cult.

3. The prophecy. This is a prophecy i made up that one day band nerds would rule the world. PM me for further details.

1. Bring back the sauce.

2. G.T.O.W. (Great Tubas Of The World)

3. At our spring banquets, people drink sodas at just the right amaount, then tie them to balloons, just enough so they don't go into the ceiling, but just kind of float around. It's so simple, yet it's hilarious.

4. Gorrillas. It's the biggest compliment you can get from our band director.

5. My middle school director was a really nice guy, but sometimes he had violent temper tantrums. One day, he was in a temper tantrum mood, and the phone on his desk rang. He picked up the receiver, bashed it on his desk a couple of times, then threw it, causing it to break. To this day, if mention anything about throwing telephones to him, he sends you to detention. Also, our director uses it as a threat, saying she'll sic Mr. Kosko (the middle school director) on you.

Well, if I told you the whole story, it wouldn't be inside anymore, so I will say 1 or 2 words ^^

1. Goodies!
2. Jared's
3. How now, brown cow!

There are TONS more, but I am too lazy to type them all ^^

1. Clarinets, play softer or I'll put you in with the trumpets.

2. Mai, I'm going to make you play bells in front of the other class if you don't play softer!

3. Are girls the only ones who can play alto sax well?

An old marching band one: Simmer! Down! Now! (yelled by different blocks of the band)

A new orchestra one: Would you like some Chinese food, Joe? (said when Joe tells us to call him if we have questions)
--Explanation for that one: One night our conductor called one of our horn players on her cell phone. She was apparently not by her purse, but this girl who is like her sister was. She picked up the phone, and when Joe asked to speak with Angelina got, in a rather convincing Chinese accent, "This Ming's Chinese Take-out. We no have Angelina; we have Moo Goo Gai Pan, Chicken Fry Rice; you want? You want other? Terriaki, Egg Roll, many good thing." Eventually, Joe apologized and hung up, thinking he'd gotten a wrong number. Hours later, Angelina saw the number on her phone. She called back, apologized profusely, and beat down her friend.

THE SEAL!
if you want to find out what it means ask wheo.^_^

1. Number 19 in the Treasury of Scales Book

2. In the bells section in marching band (yeah.. we have a bells section... haha!) Our section leader, whenever she wanted us to be quiet, she'd go, "Bells!" and it was all short and staccato.. so whenever we're obnixious during practice, we'll look at each other and go, "BELLS!"

3. "Bass clarinets! You sound like cracker dust!"

4. We talked about Hemeolia during class one day, and I asked, "Is that is disease?" So it became a joke with me and the other bass clarinets

5. Honk it out ~ my favorite!

*Greenie-What the BD calles one of the flutes because she hates green

*Tyler Jeron-There's a percussionest who'se name is Taylor Geron, but The BD always gets it wrong...

I'm sure there are more, but that's all I can think of at the moment...I'll add more if I remember them...