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 Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 6:06 pm
Let's make a dedication to him by posting his jokes. Let this forum live, please.
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 6:21 pm
I bought a donut and they gave me a recipt for the donut. It said "We do not need to bring ink and paper into this!"
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 6:52 pm
I played golf... I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying...
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 7:39 pm
Addon to the golf one:
I went golfing the other day. I never got good at golf. I never took lessons. I never got a hole in one, but I did hit a guy, and that's way more satisfying. And like most golfers when they tee off, they go 'Fore.' Not me, I'm to busy mumbling, 'There ain't no way that's gonna hit him.' What's the par for hitting a guy? One. If you try to hit a guy in two, you're an a*****e.
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 7:43 pm
xd It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 7:45 pm
um....who are you talking about?
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 7:45 pm
gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 7:46 pm
If I ever fed a duck bread, I would give it Hickory Farms bread, because that s**t is fancy. It's wrapped twice. You open it once, and it still ain't open. That's why I don't eat it; I don't need one more step between me and toast.
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 7:47 pm
ZeRoEtHiC gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk emoticon rape!
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 7:47 pm
Mpeng um....who are you talking about?
Mitch Hedberg, actually.
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 7:48 pm
cl0wn Mpeng um....who are you talking about?
Mitch Hedberg, actually. sorry never herd of him. sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 7:48 pm
I wanna rob a bank with a BB Gun. "Give me your money, or I .... will give you a dimple. I will be rich, and you will be cute."
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 7:49 pm
Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupis... one of those two doesn't sound right.
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 7:50 pm
Mpeng cl0wn Mpeng um....who are you talking about?
Mitch Hedberg, actually. sorry never herd of him. sweatdrop
ZeRoEtHiC: XD!
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 7:52 pm
I like those blow-up beds. You know they say, "Hey, this bed will blow up into a full-size bed in three minutes." Yeah, well a mattress ********' kicks your a**... zero seconds... it's already ready. "Yeah, but you can store this thing." Yeah, well you can store a bed, too. In the bedroom.
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