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PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:29 am


Traditionally, the last shows are full of little gags, mostly unseen by the audience, but with the people on stage realizing that everything isn't going as originally directed. People may be wearing funny acessories, say something else than their actual lines or just do something funny behind the scenes while someone else is performing on stage.

What gags have you done in last shows? Or do you know or have seen any really good gags like these?


In our Kiss Me Kate our Katherine had put a monster mask on after Petrucchio had said that it doesn't matter what she looks like. Then she turns to face him for the first time in the show with the ugly mask on! It took half a minute for our Petrucchio to start singing "Were thine that special face" because he couldn't stop laughing.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:04 pm


My director likes to tell us that that sort of thing is unprofessional...

But I'm doing The Comedy of Errors right now, and we're all planning to do the really funny things that we did in rehearsals but haven't gotten laughs or have gotten cut. Our directors aren't coming to the shows any more, and we hate the stage manager, so we're going wild.

Example:

Antipholus E: Go thou and by a rope's end. That will I bestow upon my wife and her confederates for locking me out of my doors by day.

Dromio E: (line cut)

But during closing he's gonna say 'Ohh... BITCHES!'


And my school director used to have a midnight showing, like on a Saturday (Usually we run Thursday-Sunday, sometimes for two weeks). And during that show, she would put all the parts in that had been cut for content or running time. Like in Metamorphoses, we cut the scene about Myrrha and her father and their incestuous relationship. If we had done a midnight show, we would have put that part back in.

Denoument


freelance lover

PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 12:44 pm


Denoument
My director likes to tell us that that sort of thing is unprofessional...

But I'm doing The Comedy of Errors right now, and we're all planning to do the really funny things that we did in rehearsals but haven't gotten laughs or have gotten cut. Our directors aren't coming to the shows any more, and we hate the stage manager, so we're going wild.

Example:

Antipholus E: Go thou and by a rope's end. That will I bestow upon my wife and her confederates for locking me out of my doors by day.

Dromio E: (line cut)

But during closing he's gonna say 'Ohh... BITCHES!'


And my school director used to have a midnight showing, like on a Saturday (Usually we run Thursday-Sunday, sometimes for two weeks). And during that show, she would put all the parts in that had been cut for content or running time. Like in Metamorphoses, we cut the scene about Myrrha and her father and their incestuous relationship. If we had done a midnight show, we would have put that part back in.


What ahhh I wanna do midnight shows! Maybe we can convince her this year, right? Yesssss.

I went and Saw Peter Pan at a high school once and the part where Peter is talking to the Maid he said something funny and everyone was laughing but just over the laughter you could she the actress playing Peter doing hip rolls and go "Don't be a puuuusssssy!" We were all like eek I think that was her final show.

During a rehersal of Les Mis my friend was doing Javert's Suicide so the guy playing Marius stood in the wings and pretended to hang himself and slit his wrists XD Our director came back and yelled at us, otherwise we probably would have done that during the final show. We also interpretive danced to Stars, A Heart Full of Love, and A Little Fall of Rain on the last night. And I slow danced with Thenardier during Drink With me XD

In Lucky Stiff there's this really over dramatic operatic reenactment of a death scene, and on the last night the guy playing him went all out. My friend was on stage and she said it was so hard not to burst out laughing. he also uncensored the word "laid" which we had previously cut out.
PostPosted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 3:33 pm


We mostly do our wild gags during our brush-ups at my theatre...

XD But for my very first show, Wait Until Dark (I was Gloria), it was close to Halloween and it was the last night, so during the curtain call I came out with a witch's hat on. It got a good chuckle from everyone.

>.> During our brush-ups, though...damn, we go freaking crazy. During the one for 'Once Upon a Matress', during the song 'The Minstrel, The Jester and I', our Wizard (who is gay as the day is long in summer) came out in full out drag. When our King (one of my now dearest friends) wne to chase after him, Will (the Wizard) turned and rob made the greatest face of terror EVER.

The first part of our double rehersal was even crazier. We did an improve thing where our director called out certain scenerios and we had to do them. When Winnifred sang 'Shy', the knightss and ladies had to be munchkins from the Wizard of Oz, Fred was Dorothy, the Queen was the Wicked Witch (^^ Elphie!) and Wizard was the lead flying monkey XD. Since Rob (King Seximus) wasn't in that scene, he kind of scampered on stage to be Toto. XD Wow, I miss those days...

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 3:48 pm


My high school director would FLIP OUT every time we improvised. Especially on closing night, because there was no time left to redeem ourselves. "Are you Niel Simon? Are you Shakespeare? Are you Thornton Wilder? NO. You are an actor. You say what they've written for you or you get off my stage."

Usually fun things happen though. Especially in mystery plays or in musicals. Little Shop had the most fun, I think. We dragged out the long silences, exaggerated the movements and Mushnik's aria in "Mushnik and Son" (which the music director wanted to cut in the first place) ended up being about 45 seconds long.
PostPosted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:26 pm


In our play The Curse of the Cobra's Kiss (a murder mystery) I was the murderer/the jealous nephew/the fake mummy/the lover of my aunt lol... anyways the phone rang on accident in the middle of a scene, when it was supposed to be lightning and thunder. So the detective Hercules Porkchop went and answered it, and was like "What! No I don't want to buy a time share... Sir... Sir!... I'm going to hang up if you don't stop yelling.... long pause........... good day my fine sir!" and he slams the phone down and we continue the scene...

MusicalTheatreObsessed


Denoument

PostPosted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 9:41 pm


MusicalTheatreObsessed
In our play The Curse of the Cobra's Kiss (a murder mystery) I was the murderer/the jealous nephew/the fake mummy/the lover of my aunt lol... anyways the phone rang on accident in the middle of a scene, when it was supposed to be lightning and thunder. So the detective Hercules Porkchop went and answered it, and was like "What! No I don't want to buy a time share... Sir... Sir!... I'm going to hang up if you don't stop yelling.... long pause........... good day my fine sir!" and he slams the phone down and we continue the scene...


That was actually really professional. And hilarious. I probably wouldn't have had the presence of mind to do something that hilarious.
PostPosted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:27 pm


My father did a murder mystery with a group. He was the one murdered. So instead of going by the script and having one murderer, the had a different one each night. also they changed the ending so he would come back and poisen everyone else. well on children's night two of the actors could not show up so my sister and another girl stepped in, so when my father came back (wearing my sis' blue puppy slippers might I add) and killed everyone, all our friends were like, YOU KILLED YOUR DAUGHTER!!
what was worse was that someone taped it and sent it to the script writer without telling the actors first so they could change the ending. but it turned out that the scipt writer liked it

then a group did the Importance of Being Ernest and the last show they slipped spicy pikles into some of the sandwitches one of the actors had to eat. after the third one, you could tell he reacted. Later when he had to pull some from his pocket, he delayed it thinking the same thing would happen.

Kisa_FruitsBasket


Denoument

PostPosted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:24 pm


Kisa_FruitsBasket

then a group did the Importance of Being Ernest and the last show they slipped spicy pikles into some of the sandwitches one of the actors had to eat. after the third one, you could tell he reacted. Later when he had to pull some from his pocket, he delayed it thinking the same thing would happen.


I so love Earnest. 'I can't believe you're just sitting there eating muffins like there's nothing wrong.'

When our repertory company did it, the lead (the foppish one, I can't remember the character's name and I'm too lazy to look it up.) had a pet goldfish that he carried EVERYWHERE. The fishbowl went in all of these cute little color coordinated bags.

And on the day I saw it, water kept on sloshing all over the place and I had visions of the poor little fish jumping overboard.

You know, if fish could jump and all that jazz.
PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 6:51 pm


Denoument
MusicalTheatreObsessed
In our play The Curse of the Cobra's Kiss (a murder mystery) I was the murderer/the jealous nephew/the fake mummy/the lover of my aunt lol... anyways the phone rang on accident in the middle of a scene, when it was supposed to be lightning and thunder. So the detective Hercules Porkchop went and answered it, and was like "What! No I don't want to buy a time share... Sir... Sir!... I'm going to hang up if you don't stop yelling.... long pause........... good day my fine sir!" and he slams the phone down and we continue the scene...


That was actually really professional. And hilarious. I probably wouldn't have had the presence of mind to do something that hilarious.


It was so much fun, because there were scenes where there was improv written in. In like five different scenes everyone just makes up what happenes, and we did awesome for highschoolers! It was definetly the most fun show I've been in. We could talk to the audience, and slap people, and be really over dramatic, or talk with accents and really funny weird stuff, but it was still professional seeming, because we made it click well...

MusicalTheatreObsessed


thewoodsrwaiting

PostPosted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:20 am


I was once in a very small show of Peter Pan where I played The Crocodile and Tinkerbell (like I said, small). One day, when I was hiding in the closet for the first scene, Peter forgot to say the line that got me out of the closet. In the end, I just kinda burst out, stomped around, and flew off, with no music to be my voice.

For the last show, at the part where I chased the Captain, I stopped, waved at the audience, showed them a bottle of Pepto-Bismol, rubbed my stomach as to show indigestion [from eating the Captain] and walked off. Everyone really got a kick out of that one.
PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 6:14 pm


I was sad with Godspell, because our last show was also the show being taped

But we did do a few gags that the camera couldn't pick up

We weren't on microphones, since it was a small theater and none of us needed them, so our Jesus kept whispering little things so that the audience couldn't hear and trying to make people laugh onstage

Like when I (John the Baptist/Judas) was baptising him, he went "Yay sponge!" with the weirdest look on his face... I had to bite down on my tongue to not laugh

I would say the worst thing he did was when I was "crucifying" him and he whispered "Tie me up!" really dirtily

I'm supposed to be sad and ashamed, but I ended up looking rather pained, because I had to bite my tongue even harder.

Needless to say, we were about ready to throttle him by the end of the show...

Also, when he came back onstage for bows, he had put on a shirt he got when he saw Spamalot that said "I'm not dead yet!"

'Twas rather ironic, considering that he had just "died" a few minutes ago xD

[ Amputated Freckle ]


mia_cows

PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:10 pm


This wasn't during a show, but our osund director and light director went behind the set of odd couple right behind the windows and pretended they were whatcing the windows.
PostPosted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:15 pm


During Blithe Spirit, it was me and my friend who were on stage at the end. I was telling her goodbye and she (the psyhic) was supposed to ask for a cucumber sandwich.

So she asks and she takes a single sandwich, does a doubletake and decides to just take the whole plate xd

I just cocked my head as in a *wtf* moment

Rue_Root


Christine_Daae77

PostPosted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:41 pm


During the saturday night showing (our second to last show) of The Wizard of Oz, the director put tabasco sauce on the cookies that Hunk and Zeke and whatever the other guys name was and they ate the cookies and omg it was so funny, their faces... and then before it was the scene where they melted the wicked witch, they put water in the bucket and when dorothy poured the water on her... Megan (WWofW) was sooo mad.

when our high school did The Music Man we were told we were allowed to goof off because it was bad enough already and just as long as we dont totally screw up the show it was fine. during the scene when they're all in the gym for "columbia, gem of the ocean", one of the pick-a-little ladies was at the piano (idr what her name was) and she tipped over backwards and we were all trying so hard not to laugh... and she broke the stool. Marian had to like, make sure the legs were perfectly lined up so she didn't fall when she sat down.

During curtain for Beauty and the Beast, my friend stephanie (my fellow gargoyle) came out on stage in a top hat, with a rose and sunglasses. that was slightly amusing.

Last year for Prince Street Player's Cinderella, Prince Charming the First and King Darling the Third did an improve on girls hair color, and how it affects their smartness level. that was amusing. Our director thought it was hilarious, but our musical director had a fit, and it wasn't even his show to have a fit about.
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