so i was talking to cupid ~
angloeatingkitty: i have a question though
Cupid: Interesting. Type menu.
angloeatingkitty: there's this guy
Cupid: Pardon me?
angloeatingkitty: and i want to ******** him
Cupid: I'm only asking you to try asking me another way.
angloeatingkitty: what do i do?
Cupid: O.K. I hear you. You are in need of some assistance.
If you try typing menu you might find some useful things I've put together for you.
angloeatingkitty: no, theres a guy i want to ********: No?
angloeatingkitty: yes
Cupid: Yes!!
angloeatingkitty: serisouly
Cupid: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu.
angloeatingkitty: why?
Cupid: Well, I'm asking you to try asking us another way because I might better understand.
angloeatingkitty: but i want to ******** him
Cupid: Lovely.
angloeatingkitty: what do i do?
Cupid: Maybe I should send one of my hotties over to lend you a hand? wink
Actually, just type menu and I think I can get you on a good track.
angloeatingkitty: well is it brendon urie?
Cupid: Can I ask YOU something?
angloeatingkitty: IS IT BRENDON URIE?
Cupid: Why did you say that?
angloeatingkitty: gah, ask me then
Cupid: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
angloeatingkitty: UNDERSTOOD.
Cupid: Can I ask YOU something?
angloeatingkitty: yes
Cupid: Which color are you more partial to? Can tell a lot about someone's love ability by color.
wink
1 -- Black
2 -- White
3 -- Rose
4 -- Beige
angloeatingkitty: 3
Cupid: Lovely. Just checking. Rose. Looks great on you. Sounds nice too wink . Rose, to me means you are grounded in the natural but are are a unique sole that stands apart. Type find love and I'll try to match you up with somone who gets it.
angloeatingkitty: so now can you advise me on how to ******** brendon without coming off too creepy?
Cupid: I'm afraid that kind of language won't get you anything from me.
angloeatingkitty: ok, screw him
Cupid: Hey, whoa! 86 the potty mouth. I just won't be able to help you find a date. Please, type find love now and I'll try to match you up with someone.
angloeatingkitty: ):
Cupid: Excuse me?
angloeatingkitty: i sad i was sad
Cupid: Sorry, I didn't get that. wink
angloeatingkitty: cussing is bad
Cupid: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing. biggrin
angloeatingkitty: you're going to hell
Cupid: I'm only asking you to ask me another way. No need to get so testy.
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