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 Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 5:16 pm
All righty, everyone... let's face it.
Though we love the Naruto characters.. none of them could have gotten ANY of their stunts or lines perfect and right on the first try. They HAD to have messed up at some point... or many points. XDD Sooo... everyone, plug in any blooper ideas you've got, and stuff... just, trrrryyyyyyyy to keep it PG-13, kie?
OH! And, be forewarned.. some stuff here might be spoileeerss.. and won't make sense unless you've seen it. XD kie kie?
*plugs in her own blooper to get things started*
'Kakashi in the intro'
*'ROCKS plays*
Naruto: *looks over at Sasuke and Sakura*
Sakura, Sasuke: *smile*
Kakashi: *jumps on to the wire* ..Errr-WAAAHHHH!! *falls*
Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura: SENSEI!!! *runs to the edge of the building* ....
Kakashi: ..i'm ok! I landed on the director.
Director: ...ow...
((I suck at these. XDD))
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Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 5:27 pm
*stoles this post*
Director: Okay! Were rolling... Start now!
*second intro... dada kumi kumo askero..*
*zooms on the three*
*naruto throws the kunai and misses*
Naruto: oops! sorry!
Guy holding up the naruto board: Hey watch it naruto!
*images of naruto in stances*
*images of sasuke, sakura, kakshi*
*images of the teams*
Chouji: Hey, were rolling? Ahh!! *drops bag of chips and runs n front of the camera*
*picture of kabuto missing*
*kabuto kills the cameraman*
Director: Cut!! I said Cut!! Whats wrong with you?
*others keep going... another cameraman backs up..*
*picture of gaara... killing everyone??!*
Director: Stop!! I said stop!! This is it!! Agggggggh you all fired!
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Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 5:33 pm
Camui All righty, everyone... let's face it. Though we love the Naruto characters.. none of them could have gotten ANY of their stunts or lines perfect and right on the first try. They HAD to have messed up at some point... or many points. XDD Sooo... everyone, plug in any blooper ideas you've got, and stuff... just, trrrryyyyyyyy to keep it PG-13, kie? OH! And, be forewarned.. some stuff here might be spoileeerss.. and won't make sense unless you've seen it. XD kie kie? *plugs in her own blooper to get things started* 'Kakashi in the intro' *'ROCKS plays* Naruto: *looks over at Sasuke and Sakura* Sakura, Sasuke: *smile* Kakashi: *jumps on to the wire* ..Errr-WAAAHHHH!! *falls* Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura: SENSEI!!! *runs to the edge of the building* .... Kakashi: ..i'm ok! I landed on the director. Director: ...ow... ((I suck at these. XDD)) i actually just pictured that... its funny! xd
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Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 7:11 pm
Deep Despair Camui All righty, everyone... let's face it. Though we love the Naruto characters.. none of them could have gotten ANY of their stunts or lines perfect and right on the first try. They HAD to have messed up at some point... or many points. XDD Sooo... everyone, plug in any blooper ideas you've got, and stuff... just, trrrryyyyyyyy to keep it PG-13, kie? OH! And, be forewarned.. some stuff here might be spoileeerss.. and won't make sense unless you've seen it. XD kie kie? *plugs in her own blooper to get things started* 'Kakashi in the intro' *'ROCKS plays* Naruto: *looks over at Sasuke and Sakura* Sakura, Sasuke: *smile* Kakashi: *jumps on to the wire* ..Errr-WAAAHHHH!! *falls* Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura: SENSEI!!! *runs to the edge of the building* .... Kakashi: ..i'm ok! I landed on the director. Director: ...ow... ((I suck at these. XDD)) i actually just pictured that... its funny! xd lol, I wish I could stand on a wire like that... lol
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Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 3:19 pm
XDD Haii. tightrope walking... but, wires are thinner than tightropes, i think...
And, i loved that one, Kaiq-san!!
..anyway!! Here's another lame attempt by meeee.. FWEE!!
*Itachi has problems in Flashbacks*
TAKE 1
Sasuke: *walks in* Aniki?
Itachi: *turns* Hmm?
Sasuke: Today, can we train with shuriken?
Itachi: I'm busy. It'd be better if you a-*voice cracks*-sk-
Sasuke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
Director: Itachi....
Itachi: *panicking* I swear it's not my fau-*crack*-lt! GRrrrrrrr....
Director: CUT! Try again.. and try to keep your voice in check!
TAKE 2
Itachi: ...
Sasuke: ...mmggmm..hehehehehehehehe...
Itachi: I didn't even say any-*voice cracks*-thing!... arg!!
Sasuke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!
Director: CUT!! Sasuke, be serious!!
Sasuke: Right, right.. serious.. heheheheh.....
TAKE 3
Sasuke: *walks in* Aniki?
'Itachi': *turns*
Sasuke: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *runs*
Director: KABUTO!! Why are you dressed like Itachi?
Kabuto: He said something about a time machine and speeding up puberty... i'm filling in.
Director: .Ahahaha... no....cut... i need aspirin... and someone go find Itachi.
TAKE 4
Itachi: i was so CLOSE! SOO CLOOOSEE!! *crack* WHY!!
Director: Itachi!!
Sasuke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA- *cont. laughing*
Itachi: *scowls* That's IT, i'm going to my tra- *crack*-iler! *stalks off, pouting*
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Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 9:20 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2004 8:34 am
Kaiq *stoles this post* Director: Okay! Were rolling... Start now! *second intro... dada kumi kumo askero..* *zooms on the three* *naruto throws the kunai and misses* Naruto: oops! sorry! Guy holding up the naruto board: Hey watch it naruto! *images of naruto in stances* *images of sasuke, sakura, kakshi* *images of the teams* Chouji: Hey, were rolling? Ahh!! *drops bag of chips and runs n front of the camera* *picture of kabuto missing* *kabuto kills the cameraman* Director: Cut!! I said Cut!! Whats wrong with you? *others keep going... another cameraman backs up..* *picture of gaara... killing everyone??!* Director: Stop!! I said stop!! This is it!! Agggggggh you all fired! Good one, Kaiq!+.+
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Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2004 4:08 pm
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Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2004 6:03 pm
Okay this takes place when Naruto and Jiraiya are in the hot springs
Jiraiya& Nartuo rambling on and on about the hot springs.
Hinata takes a peek into the men's hot springs
Hinata: Oh!, naruto-kun is here... hehe Byakugan!*evil grin*
Kurenai comes up behind hinata
Kurenai: Hinata... are you peeping AGAIN....
Hinata: Go away!, don't take me away from Naruto-kun!
Director: Wait a minute! Hinata why are you there! CUT!!! I SAID CUT!!!! get back in the hospital right now!
Hinata: Aww man....
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Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2004 6:11 pm
Another one, Baki vs. Hayate:
Hayate: Dance of the crecscent moon!
Slices Baki
Baki: There are many ways of blocking blades, but nothing can block the blade of wind
Does his wind stuff, hayate is on the floor acting dead because he's supposed to
Baki: Hmm? whats this...
Baki finds something sticking out of hayate's pocket and picks it up
Baki: What.. this is the premium quality JOINT?!?! NO WONDER HAYATE LOOKED STONED!!!!
Hayate springs back up with all the fake blood
Hayate: NOO GIVE IT!! GIVE IT!! I NEED IT TO BE STRAIGHT!
Director: Wha wha wha!! CUT!!! CUT!!! GIVE ME THOSE!!!
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Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2004 6:21 pm
Biryu Okay this takes place when Naruto and Jiraiya are in the hot springs Jiraiya& Nartuo rambling on and on about the hot springs. Hinata takes a peek into the men's hot springs Hinata: Oh!, naruto-kun is here... hehe Byakugan!*evil grin* Kurenai comes up behind hinata Kurenai: Hinata... are you peeping AGAIN.... Hinata: Go away!, don't take me away from Naruto-kun! Director: Wait a minute! Hinata why are you there! CUT!!! I SAID CUT!!!! get back in the hospital right now! Hinata: Aww man.... thats funny!!!
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Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2004 6:25 pm
lol i like the hayate stoner one too X3
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Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2004 6:32 pm
Biryu lol i like the hayate stoner one too X3 ya... i like them both... *tried to think of some blooper she could do* nope, cant think of one...
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Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2004 6:37 pm
Director: Now this is the part where all you kids pass your final test to become ninjas with Kakashi as your instructor *Sasuke's fan girls rush in screaming* What the $%#@!!!!!!!! I thought I had them shot! Get the mout of here now before they screw up the whole scene!!! Action!!!!!!
*scene starts (this is kinda outta the manga more than the anime)*
Sasuke: *thrusts lunch at Naruto* YOu're of no use to me if you're... who the hell am I kidding? You're about as useless as they come!!! Screw feeding you, I'm hungry too *wolfs down the binto box* (pardon spelling)
Naruto:*stares dumbly* was that the line?
Sakura: No, pretty sure it wasn't. Hey Sasuke, quit fooling around and feed Naruto so we can move on
Sasuke: *glares* bite me #@$%, you're just pissed cause I got fangirls and all you got is Haku, who may I add isn't gonna be around too much longer which'll drop your total of fans to zero
Sakura: You did NOT just go there!!!
Sasuke: I did, what you gonna do 'bout it #$%&
Sakura: THIS!!! *starts a catfight with Sasuke*
Naruto: Um, guys I'm still tied up here, can I at least get off this pole?
Sasuke and Sakura: Shut up Naruto!!!
Director: Oh for the love of... All of you shut up. Sasuke, eat lunch before you come so you don't screw with another scene involving food, Sakura will you please play nice with the other actors? Yes they have more fans than you but that's not reason to get #$%&ie with them. Naruto... not much to say really... Sorry, you're just an all around screw-up
All three: *hell fire springs up behind them all as they slowly march forward at the director*
Director: Hey, what're you guys doing? Get back!!! I'll have you fired, I'll do it this time!!! I really will!!! SECURITY!!
Little Trio: *mauls director, his screams the last thing ever heard from him*
Time for a new director
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Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2004 7:12 pm
Anko and Orochi are fighting
Anko: Double snake Assasinati.... ow! you broke my nail
Orochi comes out of hiding place
Orochi:Oh im sorry so so sorry.. ill give you a hug
Hugs anko, and anko gags
Anko: Look what you did meany!
Orochi:Oh! i can make it feel better.*licks the broken nails*
Anko: EWWWW!!! KEEP AWAY!
Director: CUT!! CUT!!! Orochi! what are you doing! This is a kids show! Save it for your outside lives
Orochi: I broke her nail so... i decided to lick it*tongue is lolling around everywhere*
Director: Dispeccable...
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