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 Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:39 am
(Test walked to the ring wearing his leather pants, a white blouse, and leather vest) Everybody! Everybody, I have an anouncement to make, I the Canadian Blueblood, Andrew Test Martin III, am the #1 WIF superstar this week, therefore I should get a title shot that I so rightly deserve! So Jericho, or any other champion willing to face me come down to the ring right now!
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Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 10:59 am
On the TitanTron, Jericho's face can be seen, the Intercontinental title around his right shoulder and a big smile on his face, while the crowd cheers their hero frantically.
"I'm sorry, did I just hear you say Canadian BLUEBLOOD? Oh yeah, sure, the Academy may have elected you within the #1 spot of the Power 17. Yet...you think that's a reason to brag? Well, I believe that's more of a reason for you to simply SHUT. THE HELL. UP!"
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Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 1:54 pm
Mr. Jericho, we're both from the great land of Canada, and all though I protest that you play that, "Rock" music. We can still come to an agreement, this match is one I deserve and I'd be honored to take the title from its greatest owner. Accept the challenge.
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Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 5:54 pm
Jericho simply scoffs, still watching Test intentely.
"I'm sorry...last I checked, "Rock" was the thing that's in. All that matters now is this...you laid out a challenge. Well, I accept it. Name your terms, Mr. Andrew Testicle Martin the Third..."
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Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 10:05 pm
*gasp* My terms, Mr. Jericho, are as said, No DQ Match!
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:45 am
"Junior, you got yourself a match...and a royal Y2J beating that you will NEVER, E-E..."
Jericho quickly slaps himself in the side of his head to finish.
"EVER...FORGET!"
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Desirable Conversationalist
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 3:45 pm
"You think you know me..." Fans pop once again as Alterbridge kicks in. Edge comes out with his shades and street gear on. He nods to Jericho then looks to Test.
"Now Chris, I know you and me have had our histories together. Sometimes we've been fighting on the same side, other times we've fought against eachother. We've beaten the hell out of eachother all over the world. But you and me have always had a respect for eachother, and we can both agree on one thing." he points to Test. "This guy is the dumbest man on the face of the planet!"
The crowd cheers in agreement.
"Who the hell died and made this man the representative of Canada? I mean just because he shaves his head and talks in a goofy voice like...."Whats that Aboot?" he thinks he's Mr Canada Now? Other than that, I got a score to settle with this Chumpstain for the recent ambushes he's laid on me in the past few weeks and I want a piece of him as well. Now Chris, im asking you, before you and this Buck toothed goofball settle your differences in a No DQ Match, I propose you and me team up and face this idiot and whoever is stupid enough to team with him, what do you say?"
The fans react positively to a possible tag team of Edge and Chris Jericho. He awaits his reply.
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:20 pm
"You know what...that's not a bad idea," Chris replied, still within the TitanTron and with a small smile surging upon his face now, as he thought of the match itself. "The man who reeks of more awesomeness and the sexiest beast you can possibly meet. The Rated R Superstar and the King of the World teaming up...I do like the sound of that. So Testy-poo, how about it? Ready to defend your Mr. Canada status...or are we gonna have to kick it right out of you?"
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 5:43 pm
*Test glared at Edge and then up at Jericho* You know what! I am Mr. Canada, I, Like my father before me, represent Canada to the fullest, and I don't need a partner to take on the likes of you two! I'll fight you both in a Handicap match, on one condition...*Test Smiled* If I win, I win the I-C Title!
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:20 am
Edge grinned. "This guy is even dumber than I thought! Im up for the challenge, and Chris, after you manage to make it by him, I wouldn't mind facing you for the Intercontinental Title at a later date. But i'll team with you so we can both kick the crap out of this Chumpstain in the ring."
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Desirable Conversationalist
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:01 pm
Am I supposed to be intimidated be somebody who's only insult is Chumpstain? Atleast, Jericho has Assclown, Junior, Filthy Dirty Bottom Feeding Trash Bag Ho, and many more. Maybe that is why the WWE puts you in the backseat for the likes of DX and John Cena.
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 5:24 pm
"Am I supposed to be Intimidated by someone who is so stupid he has to steal other people's material? And unlike you I was WWE Champion...you were stuck on a horrible show behind that talentless slug like Mike Knox..I guess that explains why you were never called up to raw.."
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Desirable Conversationalist
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 3:01 pm
Thats IT! *Test rips off his blouse and jacket* I am sick of this, Edge I wouldv'e been champion long before if I didn't break my neck, and you know what "Chumpstain" when I pin you and win Jericho's title,
I'll make sure you never....EVEEERRRR Get a title shot, AGAIN!
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 6:06 pm
"Whoa hold on a second there Test...." He continuedm taking off his shades. "You're saying that you would have been Champion if you hadn't broke your neck? I don't know if you realized this yet Test...but before you injured yourself...you really sucked. Your biggest title match was with me..you had the match of your career and STILL lost to me after I beat you and Unified The Intercontinental and U.S History Title. I mean dude...you couldn't even hold onto Stephanie McMahon...and you're saying you would've been Champion?"
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Desirable Conversationalist
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 6:49 pm
*the canadian natianal anthem plays as petey willams walks to the ramp*"Woah there fellas,hold on,Test,you have done nothing to earn the title,therefore there is no reason for you to get a shot.Also,I have been promised a I.C title match at the next PPV,so you all need to suck it up and for once take the backseat to the semi undefeted canadian destroyer!"
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