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[ Amputated Freckle ] Vice Captain
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 Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:05 pm
Anyone who knows what the title's from gets a cookie!
Hint: It's a musical... a kinda bad musical
And note: Kids = 12 and under, because generally people 13+ are teens, young adults, adults, etc.
Anywayyyyyyyyyy
It seems like kids get less mature, more wanting-to-be-mature, less literate, and more ADD all the time
When I was a kid, we wore normal clothes
Now kids wear miniskirts and halter tops from Limited Too in an attempt to emulate Bratz/Barbie dolls
When I was a kid, Barbie was a doctor/dentist/teacher/neurosurgeon
Now Barbie is an anorexic, slutty supermodel
When I was a kid, we watched Peewee's Playhouse and Boy Meets World
Now kids watch anorexic girls romping around and giggling about boys
When I was a kid, we thought boys/girls had cooties
Now kids get laid as early as 9 years old
When I was a kid, words like "poop" and "pee" made us giggle
Now kids aren't fazed by anything because they've heard it all
When I was a kid, we danced to YMCA and the macarena
Now kids dance to My Humps and that stupid song that goes "From the window to the wall, til the sweat drips down my balls"
When I was a kid, we could pay attention to something for more than half a ******** minute and we weren't all on meds that we didn't need
Now the only thing that can keep kids stimulated is mind-numbing TV shows and they're all on medications for ADD, which they wouldn't seem to have if it weren't for said mind-numbing TV shows
And that is my rant about kids today
Rawr
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Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 12:11 pm
Bye-Bye Birdy. . . I hated that one.
Clothes: Can't say I don't agree with you there.
Barbie: She's also a pregnant mother, a Californian, and a navy officer. <3
Shows: I watched Star Trek, Star Wars, this one show about these people who did stuff in space. . . mrgreen I was a Trekky at 4.
That's not all kids watch these days, they also get to see sex, violence, profanity, gore, and hate-crimes in high definition.
Getting laid: Nah, that's been happening since the 80's.
Words: Now we need words like "pagina" to giggle.
Songs: They can't do YMCA or macarena anymore 'cause those are f** songs, amirite?
Meds: I knew 4 people on meds in elementary school.
But you forgot to mention health.
Back about Forty-thousand years ago, kids didn't gorge themselves on s**t.
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 8:13 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 10:36 pm
Shrocomemos 
I am a kid. : D
No, you're a young adolescent.
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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[ Amputated Freckle ] Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 12:33 am
She's a preteen
Those are the worst
With 2 exceptions that I know of
Maria and Shroco
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 3:07 pm
[ Amputated Freckle ] She's a preteen
Those are the worst
With 2 exceptions that I know of
Maria and Shroco I say this is the nicest way possible, love. You are a kid. Not quite a sniveling little brat type. but you're not quite grown up (neither am I for that matter) but yes, I do have to agree with you on alot of the stuff you say. Clothes these days DO nauseate me, as does alot of music. Smart girl for noticing. You and Shroco have good heads on your shoulders, keep them that way. AND DON'T SMOKE POT! (lest you end up like me)
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[ Amputated Freckle ] Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 5:17 pm
Yes, I know I'm a kid
But I mean preteens and below : P
Even kids my age act like that, which absolutely disgusts me, but not as much as little kids doing that
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Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 12:41 am
Mareth_Ohmsford [ Amputated Freckle ] She's a preteen
Those are the worst
With 2 exceptions that I know of
Maria and Shroco I say this is the nicest way possible, love. You are a kid. Not quite a sniveling little brat type. but you're not quite grown up (neither am I for that matter) but yes, I do have to agree with you on alot of the stuff you say. Clothes these days DO nauseate me, as does alot of music. Smart girl for noticing. You and Shroco have good heads on your shoulders, keep them that way. AND DON'T SMOKE POT! (lest you end up like me) Pot's fine, it's when it's abused that it's a problem. If you're stressed, you can go into a smallish room, get about 15 grams of it and put it in a bowl, set it on fire, then just sit down and relax a few feet away from it. More than that on a regular/semi-regular basis and you start getting a problem though. Kids these days just don't know how to smoke their bloody pot. confused Meaning now it's illegal. So that means goody-goodies like me can't do any. emo
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Wordstreamer~Nifty Fairy~ Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 8:54 pm
It pissed me off when I was in 5th grade because all I could find were "flared-leg" pants. But at least they didn't show off my entire body. I'd give lots of money for pants like the ones that I had back then.
I remember watching reruns of the Muppet Show and Gullah-Gullah Island. And the Disney Lunchbox, or some crap like that. And Winnie-The--Pooh. My brother is watching stupid crap that has laugh tracks, so he assumes that it's funny. And, yeah, either the girls are giggling about boys, or the boys are giggling about girls.
Barbie used to be cool--like, one time, she designed fashions. And, she was a dancer. And you could pose her and stuff--okay, I'll shut up about how nifty Barbie used to be. Point is, now she's ugly as hell, and she dresses like a tramp.
It took me forever to learn that was more to music than classical music. And, yeah, there are 7-YEAR-OLDS dancing to "My Humps", a song that I didn't like to begin with.
It's all going downhill.
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:18 pm
So that's how it goes... "Till the sweat drips down my balls..." I never could make out what he said. Blech.... Anyway, back to topic, I think kids nowadays always wanna be adults, and when their finally adults, they wanna go back to being kids. I, on the other hand, Would rather stay a kid for the rest of my life, 'cause it's fun, and you get away with stuff, but sadly enough we all age. Of course, there are also good things to being older, but you don't have to rush things, like kids wanna do today. wink (I'm so cool. That's like, my 6th intelligent post today. I'm on a role! cool )
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Jing the King of Bandits Crew
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 3:40 pm
Jing the King of Bandits So that's how it goes... "Till the sweat drips down my balls..." I never could make out what he said. Blech.... Anyway, back to topic, I think kids nowadays always wanna be adults, and when their finally adults, they wanna go back to being kids. I, on the other hand, Would rather stay a kid for the rest of my life, 'cause it's fun, and you get away with stuff, but sadly enough we all age. Of course, there are also good things to being older, but you don't have to rush things, like kids wanna do today. wink (I'm so cool. That's like, my 6th intelligent post today. I'm on a role! cool )
I just think they're going along with the fads.
I feel very complimented after reading this topic. XD
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:00 pm
Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Mareth_Ohmsford [ Amputated Freckle ] She's a preteen
Those are the worst
With 2 exceptions that I know of
Maria and Shroco I say this is the nicest way possible, love. You are a kid. Not quite a sniveling little brat type. but you're not quite grown up (neither am I for that matter) but yes, I do have to agree with you on alot of the stuff you say. Clothes these days DO nauseate me, as does alot of music. Smart girl for noticing. You and Shroco have good heads on your shoulders, keep them that way. AND DON'T SMOKE POT! (lest you end up like me) Pot's fine, it's when it's abused that it's a problem. If you're stressed, you can go into a smallish room, get about 15 grams of it and put it in a bowl, set it on fire, then just sit down and relax a few feet away from it. More than that on a regular/semi-regular basis and you start getting a problem though. Kids these days just don't know how to smoke their bloody pot. confused Meaning now it's illegal. So that means goody-goodies like me can't do any. emo
But I don't want to smoke pot!
I feel no need to alter my brain
It's fine the way it is
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[ Amputated Freckle ] Vice Captain
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 3:20 am
Like I've said before, minor THC increase to help some stress (30% tops) won't hurt anything.
But a major THC increase because you feel like being cool will ******** you up.
@ wanting to be older: I want to be a couple years older.
AKA old enough to go downtown and play DDR on weekends, regardless of my mom's paranoia.
AKA old enough to visit Canada what with it's yay-people.
AKA old enough to sleep in when I don't have work.
I would prefer to be judged on my maturity, not my age.
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:49 pm
But I don't really get stressed
And the only thing that stresses me out is having lots of homework
And getting loopy won't help me finish it D;
I want to be old enough to drive myself places
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[ Amputated Freckle ] Vice Captain
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Jing the King of Bandits Crew
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:21 pm
If I'm ever stressed out, I just eat and sleep... Which I don't get to do much lately, 'cause of my summer job... sweatdrop
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