Police Voicemail:
*beep* Hello, have you seen a small, black girl or boy anywhere? They have a pink feather and black/pink highlighted hair. They escaped when I brought them into town and I haven't seen either of them since...
*beep* A small black girl with a pink feather stole my eggs from my shopping cart!
*beep* A little rat stole my eggs! I was pushing the cart towards my car, and when my back was turned, a little black boy stole the egg carton! I saw him run away towards the mall!
*beep* Some brat snatched my purse!
*beep* A different brat snatched my OTHER purse!