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Brother_Ein
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 6:33 am


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07/14/2006 07:25:11 EST

Woman Asks 911 to Send 'Cutie Pie' Deputy



ALOHA, Ore. - A woman who called 911 to get "the cutest cop I've seen" sent back to her home got a date all right - a court date.
The same sheriff's deputy arrested her on charges of misuse of the emergency dispatch system.

Washington County Sheriff's Sgt. David Thompson told KGW-TV of Portland it all started with a noise complaint called in last month by neighbors of Lorna Jeanne Dudash. The deputy sent to check on the complaint knocked on her door, then left.

Thompson said Dudash then called 911, asking that the "cutie pie" deputy return.

"He's the cutest cop I've seen in a long time. I just want to know his name," Dudash told the dispatcher. "Heck, it doesn't come very often a good man comes to your doorstep."

After listening to some more, followed by a bit of silence, the dispatcher asked again why Dudash needed the deputy to return.

"Honey, I'm just going to be honest with you, OK? I just thought he was cute. I'm 45 years old and I'd just like to meet him again, but I don't know how to go about doing that without calling 911," she said.

"I know this is absolutely not in any way, shape or form an emergency, but if you would give the officer my phone number and ask him to come back, would you mind?"

The deputy returned, verified that there was no emergency and arrested her for misusing the 911 system, an offense punishable by a fine of up to several thousand dollars and a year in jail.

Thompson said Thursday it was the first case he knew of in which someone called the emergency line for such a personal reason.

"That's taking up valuable time from dispatchers who could be taking true emergency calls," he said.


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:54 pm


Jeeeze. She is a winner. rolleyes

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 1:33 pm


That's right, only in Oregon, and I'm glad to be back here. After driving through 5 states for 2 weeks I realize how much I love it even if we have crazy people like her, meth addicts and hobos. S'all good
PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 2:40 pm


Well, she was very honest in her reasoning.
That accounts for something, right?
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 5:56 pm


That is hilarious! She could have gone down to the staion ... that way she could actually identify who she was talking about.

Poor women ... that's really hilarious though. lol
PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 7:01 pm


Awww, that is really sad and funny at the same time.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:13 pm


Ve: Indeed... ninja

KK: OMG, you're back! That's good news. 3nodding Glad you made it back okay!

Sign-up Free: xd That is true... but still. Even kids know better... rofl

Mazy: I know. xd But the same deputy that she wanted to see was the one that went back and arrested her! surprised hehe

Kim: It is... but she just wanted a good look... I think it's more... hmmm... *lacks for word*
PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:16 pm


Pathetic is the word you're looking for.... that's what I say

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:17 pm


Arakimos
Pathetic is the word you're looking for.... that's what I say
xd Kinda, but not exactly... it just makes you wonder what kind of woman she is... if she wants to see a "cute guy" that badly... wahmbulance
PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:18 pm


Brother_Ein
Arakimos
Pathetic is the word you're looking for.... that's what I say
xd Kinda, but not exactly... it just makes you wonder what kind of woman she is... if she wants to see a "cute guy" that badly... wahmbulance


Desperate... or however it's spelled...
...but pathetic nonetheless... people pining for people... especially utilizing unconventional methods...

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:21 pm


Brother_Ein
KK: OMG, you're back! That's good news. 3nodding Glad you made it back okay!

Me too! I'm surprized we didn't have more trouble, my dad was speeding the whole way. We almost got in an accident at least 5 times yesterday, once a bus tried to turn in on us and then a truck carrying nitrogen... it was a hectic drive >>
PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:23 pm


KarmaKitty
Brother_Ein
KK: OMG, you're back! That's good news. 3nodding Glad you made it back okay!

Me too! I'm surprized we didn't have more trouble, my dad was speeding the whole way. We almost got in an accident at least 5 times yesterday, once a bus tried to turn in on us and then a truck carrying nitrogen... it was a hectic drive >>
Yeah, I believe it... every time I've gone out this past week... for a 5-minute trip or half an hour, I've gotten in almost 5 accidents every time... stare

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Taree

PostPosted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 11:32 pm


Look into these eyes of mine...
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OH my dear god. That is...
interesting. I don't think I've
ever heard of someone doing
something like that before. xD

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...and wonder what could be
PostPosted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:18 pm


Indeed. XD Totally strange...

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Noctem Ex
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 10:53 am


Us Oregonians are pretty nuts. There are some horrible drivers here in Portland. I witnessed like 6 near misses on the freeway just this morning...
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