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STDs in your backseat

PostPosted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:11 pm


I POSTED THIS WITH A THREAD IN THE GD, BUT OF COURSE, THEY DONT CARE. surprised

WILL YOU READ MY LIFE RELATIONSHIP STORY? YOU DONT HAVE TO

BUT IT WOULD MEAN A LOT. ;D

Quote:
There was this guy, lets call him Nick. Okay, so Nick and I were really close friends even since September '05. He was dating my best friend, lets call her Marie. Marie and Nick had been dating since January '05. I had always had a lolz crush on Nick, but I dare not tell Marie. They were pretty serious stuff. But still, Nick and I talked on the phone practically every night, sometimes for hours. And in January Nick and Marie broke up.

I was quite excited about the breakup. I figured, he HAD to like me, right? Sure. But it turns out, I wasn't the only one he liked. Nooo. And he couldn't go without girls. He madeout with several, post breakup. And he cheated on Marie aswell. With many girls. Not with me though, I promise. Anyways, so he asked out this girl (my old friend, actually) and she said no way in hell. She knew he was a manwhore. So he had this fling with this girl, who is now my friend because of it. Lets call her Emily. So him and Emily went on for about 3 weeks.

I was kind of giving up hope on Nick. But not completely, I still really liked him. So I heard this guy, lets call him Ian, was going to ask me to the formal dance at our school. I was kind of trying to avoid it, although Ian really is awesome. [and quite frankly more attractive than Nick] Ian got to me and asked me to the formal and I said yes.

Then, Nick randomly called me and said he liked me oh so much and wanted to date. So we went on dates, he pounced on the making out ASAP, etc. And I was still going to formal with Ian. Ian was kind of irked, and I don't blame him. I am, I was; a b***h. Then he called and said he wasn't "ready for a relationship right then." All the while, Emily was confused.

...Ian gave up on me. He got a girlfriend.

...Nick ran back to Emily.

And this shows how I completely fail at relationships.

Whoever read this, God, be my friend? Please?


exclaim
PostPosted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:18 pm


WHOA. WHEN I SAW THAT IN THE GD, I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS REAL. WELL, THIS ENTIRE GUILD IS YOUR FRIEND. AND EVERYONE THROUGHOUT SCHOOL IS JUST A BUNCH OF SHALLOW BASTARDS. SO DON'T BLAME YOURSELF. surprised

The Fancy Shmancy Man


the toaster catastrophe

PostPosted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:22 pm


i have this major crush on this guy named will.

hawtie, and the perfect personality that i love.

no complications, only my shyness of telling people how i feel. redface

ahh well.

i hope you find a good guy, whoever he is.

but of course, we will still have major cyber secks yes?

cool
PostPosted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:23 pm


Sorry...but I only made it past the first two sentences before I was reminded of this girl:

User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

And my urge to kill skyrocketed.

Professor Skeleton


The Fancy Shmancy Man

PostPosted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:25 pm


Professor Skeleton
Sorry...but I only made it past the first two sentences before I was reminded of this girl:

User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

And my urge to kill skyrocketed.
I ******** HATE THAT GIRL. WHEN I SAW HER, I LUNGED AT MY MONITER WITH A BUTTERKNIFE.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:29 pm


The Fancy Shmancy Man
Professor Skeleton
Sorry...but I only made it past the first two sentences before I was reminded of this girl:

User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

And my urge to kill skyrocketed.
I ******** HATE THAT GIRL. WHEN I SAW HER, I LUNGED AT MY MONITER WITH A BUTTERKNIFE.


I'm sorry, I hope you didn't damage your monitor...I did that same thing to my television when I saw her for the first time. Except I actually buried the knife in the TV up to my hand and got 1000 volts of electropain through my body. Funny story right?

Professor Skeleton


The Fancy Shmancy Man

PostPosted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:31 pm


Professor Skeleton
The Fancy Shmancy Man
Professor Skeleton
Sorry...but I only made it past the first two sentences before I was reminded of this girl:

User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

And my urge to kill skyrocketed.
I ******** HATE THAT GIRL. WHEN I SAW HER, I LUNGED AT MY MONITER WITH A BUTTERKNIFE.


I'm sorry, I hope you didn't damage your monitor...I did that same thing to my television when I saw her for the first time. Except I actually buried the knife in the TV up to my hand and got 1000 volts of electropain through my body. Funny story right?
I'M USING AN EMULATED PRINTER FOR A MONITER SOMEHOW RIGHT NOW. MY MONITER ASPLODED LIKE ELECTRODE
PostPosted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:31 pm


The Fancy Shmancy Man
WHOA. WHEN I SAW THAT IN THE GD, I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS REAL. WELL, THIS ENTIRE GUILD IS YOUR FRIEND. AND EVERYONE THROUGHOUT SCHOOL IS JUST A BUNCH OF SHALLOW BASTARDS. SO DON'T BLAME YOURSELF. surprised

DOES IT REALLY SEEM THAT UNREAL?

MY LIFE IS JUST A BLACK ABYSS, I GUESS.

STDs in your backseat


STDs in your backseat

PostPosted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:32 pm


Professor Skeleton
Sorry...but I only made it past the first two sentences before I was reminded of this girl:

User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

And my urge to kill skyrocketed.

I LOLLED.

WTF DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ME ANYWAYS? xd
PostPosted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:34 pm


the toaster catastrophe
i have this major crush on this guy named will.

hawtie, and the perfect personality that i love.

no complications, only my shyness of telling people how i feel. redface

ahh well.

i hope you find a good guy, whoever he is.

but of course, we will still have major cyber secks yes?

cool

I BET YOU'LL GET THE COURAGE. heart

AND OF COURSE WE CAN STILL HAVE OUR.. MEETINGS. biggrin

STDs in your backseat


The Fancy Shmancy Man

PostPosted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:34 pm


hi im new here
The Fancy Shmancy Man
WHOA. WHEN I SAW THAT IN THE GD, I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS REAL. WELL, THIS ENTIRE GUILD IS YOUR FRIEND. AND EVERYONE THROUGHOUT SCHOOL IS JUST A BUNCH OF SHALLOW BASTARDS. SO DON'T BLAME YOURSELF. surprised

DOES IT REALLY SEEM THAT UNREAL?

MY LIFE IS JUST A BLACK ABYSS, I GUESS.
*BITCHSLAP* STOP BEING EMO. mad I HAVE TO PUT THAT IN THE RULES.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:38 pm


The Fancy Shmancy Man
hi im new here
The Fancy Shmancy Man
WHOA. WHEN I SAW THAT IN THE GD, I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS REAL. WELL, THIS ENTIRE GUILD IS YOUR FRIEND. AND EVERYONE THROUGHOUT SCHOOL IS JUST A BUNCH OF SHALLOW BASTARDS. SO DON'T BLAME YOURSELF. surprised

DOES IT REALLY SEEM THAT UNREAL?

MY LIFE IS JUST A BLACK ABYSS, I GUESS.
*BITCHSLAP* STOP BEING EMO. mad I HAVE TO PUT THAT IN THE RULES.

lol

I WAS TOTALLY KIDDING. IM NOT EMO, HONESTLY. I JUST GOT IN A BIT OF AN EMO LOL MOOD.

WE, WELL ME AND 'EMILY' WERE TALKING ABOUT 'NICK' [whos actual name is cody btw] AND HOW HE RELATES TO THE MOVIE

"JOHN TUCKER MUST DIE"

EMILY, ME, AND THE OTHER GIRLS HE HAS PLAYED WANT TO TEAM UP AND GET REVENGE. biggrin

STDs in your backseat


The Fancy Shmancy Man

PostPosted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:41 pm


hi im new here
The Fancy Shmancy Man
hi im new here
The Fancy Shmancy Man
WHOA. WHEN I SAW THAT IN THE GD, I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS REAL. WELL, THIS ENTIRE GUILD IS YOUR FRIEND. AND EVERYONE THROUGHOUT SCHOOL IS JUST A BUNCH OF SHALLOW BASTARDS. SO DON'T BLAME YOURSELF. surprised

DOES IT REALLY SEEM THAT UNREAL?

MY LIFE IS JUST A BLACK ABYSS, I GUESS.
*BITCHSLAP* STOP BEING EMO. mad I HAVE TO PUT THAT IN THE RULES.

lol

I WAS TOTALLY KIDDING. IM NOT EMO, HONESTLY. I JUST GOT IN A BIT OF AN EMO LOL MOOD.

WE, WELL ME AND 'EMILY' WERE TALKING ABOUT 'NICK' [whos actual name is cody btw] AND HOW HE RELATES TO THE MOVIE

"JOHN TUCKER MUST DIE"

EMILY, ME, AND THE OTHER GIRLS HE HAS PLAYED WANT TO TEAM UP AND GET REVENGE. biggrin
I SAW A PREVIEW FOR THAT LAST NIGHT WHEN I SAW SUPERMAN RETURNS. YOU WANT TO GET HIM TO GO OUT WITH ONE OF YOUR MOMS?
PostPosted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:44 pm


The Fancy Shmancy Man
hi im new here
The Fancy Shmancy Man
hi im new here
The Fancy Shmancy Man
WHOA. WHEN I SAW THAT IN THE GD, I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS REAL. WELL, THIS ENTIRE GUILD IS YOUR FRIEND. AND EVERYONE THROUGHOUT SCHOOL IS JUST A BUNCH OF SHALLOW BASTARDS. SO DON'T BLAME YOURSELF. surprised

DOES IT REALLY SEEM THAT UNREAL?

MY LIFE IS JUST A BLACK ABYSS, I GUESS.
*BITCHSLAP* STOP BEING EMO. mad I HAVE TO PUT THAT IN THE RULES.

lol

I WAS TOTALLY KIDDING. IM NOT EMO, HONESTLY. I JUST GOT IN A BIT OF AN EMO LOL MOOD.

WE, WELL ME AND 'EMILY' WERE TALKING ABOUT 'NICK' [whos actual name is cody btw] AND HOW HE RELATES TO THE MOVIE

"JOHN TUCKER MUST DIE"

EMILY, ME, AND THE OTHER GIRLS HE HAS PLAYED WANT TO TEAM UP AND GET REVENGE. biggrin
I SAW A PREVIEW FOR THAT LAST NIGHT WHEN I SAW SUPERMAN RETURNS. YOU WANT TO GET HIM TO GO OUT WITH ONE OF YOUR MOMS?

NO, BUT WE WANT TO RUIN HIM.

EVEN MORE SO THAN WE ALREADY HAVE.

BECAUSE PEOPLE LIKE ME MORE THAN HIM.

STDs in your backseat


The Fancy Shmancy Man

PostPosted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:47 pm


hi im new here
The Fancy Shmancy Man
hi im new here
The Fancy Shmancy Man
hi im new here
The Fancy Shmancy Man
WHOA. WHEN I SAW THAT IN THE GD, I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS REAL. WELL, THIS ENTIRE GUILD IS YOUR FRIEND. AND EVERYONE THROUGHOUT SCHOOL IS JUST A BUNCH OF SHALLOW BASTARDS. SO DON'T BLAME YOURSELF. surprised

DOES IT REALLY SEEM THAT UNREAL?

MY LIFE IS JUST A BLACK ABYSS, I GUESS.
*BITCHSLAP* STOP BEING EMO. mad I HAVE TO PUT THAT IN THE RULES.

lol

I WAS TOTALLY KIDDING. IM NOT EMO, HONESTLY. I JUST GOT IN A BIT OF AN EMO LOL MOOD.

WE, WELL ME AND 'EMILY' WERE TALKING ABOUT 'NICK' [whos actual name is cody btw] AND HOW HE RELATES TO THE MOVIE

"JOHN TUCKER MUST DIE"

EMILY, ME, AND THE OTHER GIRLS HE HAS PLAYED WANT TO TEAM UP AND GET REVENGE. biggrin
I SAW A PREVIEW FOR THAT LAST NIGHT WHEN I SAW SUPERMAN RETURNS. YOU WANT TO GET HIM TO GO OUT WITH ONE OF YOUR MOMS?

NO, BUT WE WANT TO RUIN HIM.

EVEN MORE SO THAN WE ALREADY HAVE.

BECAUSE PEOPLE LIKE ME MORE THAN HIM.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M RECOMMENDING THIS, BUT AMBUSH HIM BY SAYING YOU WANT TO GET BACK TOGETHER WITH HIM, GET EVERYONE ELSE TO HIDE IN YOUR LIVING ROOM, LURE HIM IN. THEN KICK HIS a**. AND FRAME HIM WHILE HE'S UNCONSCIOUS BY GETTING A GAY KID TO LAY ON TOP OF HIM AND KISS HIM NAKED WHILE YOU TAKE PICTURES.
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