Anyway, feel free to add on:
You know you're a Twilight fan when...
...spelling Stephanie with an 'a' seems wrong - Jereni_06
...you read it over and over again, and never get bored - bakabaka135
...you attempt to rename your pets using every character, even if it defies their given gender - Phantomette
...a shiny(silver) volvo makes you scream at your parents to stop and you end up trying to glimps inside to see if it's Edward - Raezyn101
..you hear any name from Twilight and turn your head towards where it was said. (Especially Edward.) - Raezyn101
...since reading Twilight, you now refer to it as "The Book" - Raezyn101
...Forks is now the town you want to move to...and you hope to see the Cullens/Hales there - Raezyn101
...you've read the book over 10 times and still don't think you've read it enough - Raezyn101
...you want an old, red truck as your first car - Phantomette
...you plan on searching around every dance studio in Phoenix for something, anything - Phantomette
...you own An Official Fanclub Tee - Phantomette
...you can describe the book in tons of detail - Wingly_Queen
...you take offense if someone is named the same as someone in the book. a.k.a. Isabella from Read it and Weep - Forlornhope13
...you read a book a one of the characters name is Edward and you immediately think of Edward Cullen - Symbolize
...you're out hiking in the mountains and instead of looking for wildlife you keep your eyes peeled for vampires - - [ Aspen Dragon ] -
...you look up the last name Cullen or Hale in the phone book - - [ Aspen Dragon ] -
...you recommend the book to everyone you know - aryamenda13
...you force people to read it as soon as the last person's done with it - Elimination Mecha
...you have a weird obsession with anything "apple." - Phantomette
...soon you start to notice that any assignment you have turns out being somehow like Twilight if you can make it that way - .[Betting On Alice].
...you see a wedding across the street and start naming off who they could be from Twilight - .[Betting On Alice].
...it's gray and drizzely out, you think "Perfect vampire weather!" - Starfruit_me
...in the middle of a Julius Ceaser play outside, you turn to look at your friend and gasp because while looking at them sideways, their eyes look yellow - .[Betting On Alice].
...you refer to your friends the have read the book your 'Twilight friends' - - [ Aspen Dragon ] -
...you always sit opposite that empty chair in your kitchen/dining room, hoping Edward will come and sit in it - Phantomette
...you lay awake in bed wondering if your secret vampire lover is watching - Ouran Host Club Dog
...you find our self having "Bella/Edward moments" - Ouran Host Club Dog
...you watch people water skiing, laugh and say "I want to see Bella try to do that!" - Ouran Host Club Dog
...you tell anyone that trips while in your presence that they have a 'Bella Complex' - .[ P i r a t e ].
...you're flipping through channels and whenever you hear a character's name you come to a complete stop - Phantomette
...you travel the most miles to see the author - Phantomette
...Stephenie Meyer asks you for permission to use your name in her book.
Reason she asked permission: "You get brutely killed."
Reason this is not a spoiler: "You don't know how this happens." xD - Raezyn101
...-Pets book- "You are my life now." - Phantomette
...you notice you have a cut in your mouth and the first thing that comes to mind is, "Damn, now a vampire can't kiss me!" - Raezyn101
...after reading the book, suddenly your favorite gemstone is Garnet, Onyx, or Topaz - Vampire Princess Cullen
...whenever you drink pop, you get thrills inside because you know that the TwilightLexicon code word for pop is Jasper - .[Betting On Alice].
...it's the only book you read without it being forced on you. (Like a school project or a required school book) - Sugino
...you wanna steal everyone's Moon cause it reminds you of New Moon and you want one BAD - Raezyn101
...you talk about the book so much that even your Mom wants to read it - - [ Aspen Dragon ] -
...you talk about the book so much that your mom, dad, younger brother, and your two younger sisters, ALL of which have not read Twilight, know the entire plot line, every member of the Cullen family, and they understand why you squeal everytime someone mentions a boy named Edward and/or anything that has to do with vampires - Ouran Host Club Dog
...when you go on vacation and wander around looking for Edward. And you think your neighbor's a vampire...she was, I swear - Phantomette
...you get excited when it's Twilight and go outside to take a picture - - [ Aspen Dragon ] -
...everytime a personality quiz asked what's your favorite time of day, your answer is always "Twilight". Or "New Moon" if they ask what your favorite kind of moon is - Ouran Host Club Dog
...you are walking through the store looking at what meats to buy and you catch two words from a person's conversation on their cell phone beside you..."Be Safe." - Raezyn101
...you obsessively quote the book in your head whenever a Twilight-like situation arises - georgette_x
...you nearly cry when the book ends - x_Aspen.
...after pulling something out the the freezer, you press your cold fingers to your face and wonder if vampires feel the same - Peachy Hoebag
...you name your cat Bella - Kyuubi Kit
...you realize your friends act alot like the characters in the book -
Laken louise
...whenever you have a problem you look at the book for help -
Laken louise
...you have plans to go to the casting of the Twilight movie, with a bunch of Twilight friends, trick your way in to sit at the casting table with the director, and tell him who can and cannot be the characters, as people audition for the parts. and you are very picky about who can be all the vampires and bella - LadyMarcy
...you tell people they are as white as Edward Cullen - pepper23
...the quote "In like a lion, out like a lamb " reminds you of Twilight - Kyuubi Kit
...you are starting an online comic..and the first thing that comes to mind for your first comic is this:
So you have my character and Jai's...right? They are staring at a sparkling Twilight book.
Jai: It's the bible!
Rae: Well of course it's the--Edward!
-Edward looking cocky-ish in next pannel-
Next pannel is Rae wide eyed and drooling whilest Jai is standing staring the opposite way, like, "What?!"
Then just our little comic logo in the next pannel..xD - Raezyn101
...you leave your window open at night hoping a hot vampire will come in and watch you sleep - Rawr! I`m a moose.
...you name three skateboards Edward, Jasper, and Emmett, then race them with your Twilight-loving friends, cheering your skateboard on - Mary Alice Cullen
...you name your avatar after Alice - Mary Alice Cullen
...spelling Stephanie with an 'a' seems wrong - Jereni_06
...you read it over and over again, and never get bored - bakabaka135
...you attempt to rename your pets using every character, even if it defies their given gender - Phantomette
...a shiny(silver) volvo makes you scream at your parents to stop and you end up trying to glimps inside to see if it's Edward - Raezyn101
..you hear any name from Twilight and turn your head towards where it was said. (Especially Edward.) - Raezyn101
...since reading Twilight, you now refer to it as "The Book" - Raezyn101
...Forks is now the town you want to move to...and you hope to see the Cullens/Hales there - Raezyn101
...you've read the book over 10 times and still don't think you've read it enough - Raezyn101
...you want an old, red truck as your first car - Phantomette
...you plan on searching around every dance studio in Phoenix for something, anything - Phantomette
...you own An Official Fanclub Tee - Phantomette
...you can describe the book in tons of detail - Wingly_Queen
...you take offense if someone is named the same as someone in the book. a.k.a. Isabella from Read it and Weep - Forlornhope13
...you read a book a one of the characters name is Edward and you immediately think of Edward Cullen - Symbolize
...you're out hiking in the mountains and instead of looking for wildlife you keep your eyes peeled for vampires - - [ Aspen Dragon ] -
...you look up the last name Cullen or Hale in the phone book - - [ Aspen Dragon ] -
...you recommend the book to everyone you know - aryamenda13
...you force people to read it as soon as the last person's done with it - Elimination Mecha
...you have a weird obsession with anything "apple." - Phantomette
...soon you start to notice that any assignment you have turns out being somehow like Twilight if you can make it that way - .[Betting On Alice].
...you see a wedding across the street and start naming off who they could be from Twilight - .[Betting On Alice].
...it's gray and drizzely out, you think "Perfect vampire weather!" - Starfruit_me
...in the middle of a Julius Ceaser play outside, you turn to look at your friend and gasp because while looking at them sideways, their eyes look yellow - .[Betting On Alice].
...you refer to your friends the have read the book your 'Twilight friends' - - [ Aspen Dragon ] -
...you always sit opposite that empty chair in your kitchen/dining room, hoping Edward will come and sit in it - Phantomette
...you lay awake in bed wondering if your secret vampire lover is watching - Ouran Host Club Dog
...you find our self having "Bella/Edward moments" - Ouran Host Club Dog
...you watch people water skiing, laugh and say "I want to see Bella try to do that!" - Ouran Host Club Dog
...you tell anyone that trips while in your presence that they have a 'Bella Complex' - .[ P i r a t e ].
...you're flipping through channels and whenever you hear a character's name you come to a complete stop - Phantomette
...you travel the most miles to see the author - Phantomette
...Stephenie Meyer asks you for permission to use your name in her book.
Reason she asked permission: "You get brutely killed."
Reason this is not a spoiler: "You don't know how this happens." xD - Raezyn101
...-Pets book- "You are my life now." - Phantomette
...you notice you have a cut in your mouth and the first thing that comes to mind is, "Damn, now a vampire can't kiss me!" - Raezyn101
...after reading the book, suddenly your favorite gemstone is Garnet, Onyx, or Topaz - Vampire Princess Cullen
...whenever you drink pop, you get thrills inside because you know that the TwilightLexicon code word for pop is Jasper - .[Betting On Alice].
...it's the only book you read without it being forced on you. (Like a school project or a required school book) - Sugino
...you wanna steal everyone's Moon cause it reminds you of New Moon and you want one BAD - Raezyn101
...you talk about the book so much that even your Mom wants to read it - - [ Aspen Dragon ] -
...you talk about the book so much that your mom, dad, younger brother, and your two younger sisters, ALL of which have not read Twilight, know the entire plot line, every member of the Cullen family, and they understand why you squeal everytime someone mentions a boy named Edward and/or anything that has to do with vampires - Ouran Host Club Dog
...when you go on vacation and wander around looking for Edward. And you think your neighbor's a vampire...she was, I swear - Phantomette
...you get excited when it's Twilight and go outside to take a picture - - [ Aspen Dragon ] -
...everytime a personality quiz asked what's your favorite time of day, your answer is always "Twilight". Or "New Moon" if they ask what your favorite kind of moon is - Ouran Host Club Dog
...you are walking through the store looking at what meats to buy and you catch two words from a person's conversation on their cell phone beside you..."Be Safe." - Raezyn101
...you obsessively quote the book in your head whenever a Twilight-like situation arises - georgette_x
...you nearly cry when the book ends - x_Aspen.
...after pulling something out the the freezer, you press your cold fingers to your face and wonder if vampires feel the same - Peachy Hoebag
...you name your cat Bella - Kyuubi Kit
...you realize your friends act alot like the characters in the book -
Laken louise
...whenever you have a problem you look at the book for help -
Laken louise
...you have plans to go to the casting of the Twilight movie, with a bunch of Twilight friends, trick your way in to sit at the casting table with the director, and tell him who can and cannot be the characters, as people audition for the parts. and you are very picky about who can be all the vampires and bella - LadyMarcy
...you tell people they are as white as Edward Cullen - pepper23
...the quote "In like a lion, out like a lamb " reminds you of Twilight - Kyuubi Kit
...you are starting an online comic..and the first thing that comes to mind for your first comic is this:
So you have my character and Jai's...right? They are staring at a sparkling Twilight book.
Jai: It's the bible!
Rae: Well of course it's the--Edward!
-Edward looking cocky-ish in next pannel-
Next pannel is Rae wide eyed and drooling whilest Jai is standing staring the opposite way, like, "What?!"
Then just our little comic logo in the next pannel..xD - Raezyn101
...you leave your window open at night hoping a hot vampire will come in and watch you sleep - Rawr! I`m a moose.
...you name three skateboards Edward, Jasper, and Emmett, then race them with your Twilight-loving friends, cheering your skateboard on - Mary Alice Cullen
...you name your avatar after Alice - Mary Alice Cullen