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 Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2004 2:46 pm
With a fanfare, coupled with a dazzling holy light, among the rafters a playful catgirl appears, light-fuilled wings of a true moderator disappearing with a sparkly sound and light-blown feathers flying everywhere but disappearing before they hit the ground.
Gazing down with broze-laden eyes - the mod awaits - will she be approached?
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As the name suggests - petiion us here. Debate with us, tell us your fears and give us your praise and we as good mods shall try to help elighten you chosen ones about the way of the Beta, the Modocalypse, and the truth behind the admin's infinite wisdom.
Please, remain in character while here. ~Thank you
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Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2004 7:59 pm
Oh glorious mods! I offer you this pizza … half pepperoni, half plain … as you ordered
Places the pie on the altar before her.
Tell us please, of your deeds of mod. For all moderators must have a heroic tale to share. Yes?
Also, can I huggle you?
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 12:18 am
Weston is sweeping the sanctuary with his recently upgraded Super-wide Mega-Sweeping Broom-Stick when he notices the feathers floating down from the ceiling. Odd feathers, these, glowing and shimmering and tinkling as they fall. He notes with amazement how the feathers fade and disappear before touching the floor, then remembers the tales told of the last time such feathers were seen in the Sanctuary.
Oh MOD. He claps his hands over his mouth, the broom falling forgotten to the floor. His eyes flick upwards briefly, then follow the rest of his head to the floor as he kneels. Halting misconjugated Latin begins spilling from his mouth as he recites a few prayers tought to him by a recent arrival to the Church.
Questions forthcoming.
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 5:26 am
*looks up, misty-eyed*
I began this in march, as a way to poke fun of willful ignorance.
It built into a half dozen threads, and now this guild. Some of it has been nonsense, some of it has been inspired. They sainted me against my will, but I've tried to live up to that designation.
I just need to know.
Did I do the right thing?
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 7:39 am
The red-clad man's eyes go wide and he falls to his knees, worshipping in silence. After a few seconds, he rises slightly, though still keeps his head lowered out of respect.Romuel *looks up, misty-eyed* I began this in march, as a way to poke fun of willful ignorance. It built into a half dozen threads, and now this guild. Some of it has been nonsense, some of it has been inspired. They sainted me against my will, but I've tried to live up to that designation. I just need to know. Did I do the right thing? I don't dare speak for the Mods, but I believe I speak for all followers of the church when I say: heart 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 9:49 am
O Mods...I...I come with gifts and a wish for advice. Places a plateful of freshly-baked cookies on the altar, beside the pie.In the DYBIM thread, I sweatdrop I need some help. I accidentally duped some items in the rollback (thanks to the vend again), and sent a feedback form--which got rid of one item (a complex shirt), that I had removed from my store, but I left the other item (biker boots) in it and it was sold by the time they got rid of the shirt. I thought I had made it clear in the form that I had left my boots in the vend, but I wouldn't be surprised if the poor soul who dealt with all those forms was too tired to notice, especially if a bunch of assholes sent stuff like "HAY WTF IZ WITH TEH ROLLBACK UR SITE SUX U SUKC!!1!!111!!1!1" I'm scared. I don't like sending feedback forms. Nor do I like having the boots in my inventory (it's like someone hid drugs under my bed! gonk ) Is it possible they were left because of their lower value (2688 G)? Or did I use horrible phrasing in the form? Either way, should I send another one, or maybe PM a general mod? A better question: Should I post this in Q&F?
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 11:50 am
Upon listening to the voices calling quietly below her, she smiles and looks first upon Romuel.
"While, I a mere servant cannot fully understand the will of the admin, it seems only natural after releasing a scared document; the TOS - that a following of this nature should be born. Once gazed upon, it is impossible to deny the presence of the admin - and to believers in the TOS we moderators appear to help stregthen your faith and to renew your souls."
She nods sagely, then looks at the one with hte peitition of the heart.
"Due to the rollback Gaia suffered many losses. Only a very few duped items, through no fault of their own. Lanzer will not hold that item against your account. It is not a bannable offence, since you never intended to dupe the system. Feel free to sell those boots and rejoice in the gold. Be free from your fear."
She leans back. "I also have word on the Beta. It comes, dear followers. And it comes soon."
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 2:12 pm
Jean grins and sighs in relief, before noticing how informal she's being and prostrates herself accordingly.
Thank you, thank you, Blessed Mod SilverLynx. And this news of the beta...if it would not be too presumptuous, I would dearly like to hear it.
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Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2004 2:08 pm
*kneals humblely in front of the mighty Mod*
Oh Mod, I have a sinful confession to make.
I fear Beta.
Yes, I am a member of the Church, and I know part of the ideal of Gaia is Beta, but, oh how I fear it!
I do not understand why I have this fear deep within my soul, and I do not know why I confess it now, perhaps I pray that you will assure me that Beta isn't far from the Gaia I know and love today.
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Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2004 8:32 pm
The catgirl (now dressed in her mononoke-hime gear) smiles prettily and nods. "The Beta is going to be huge, and I do understand your fears. When a move as mighty as the Beta by a force such as the admins (who so few have a true faith in) and knowing it looms ere nearer...I do understand your fear. I have a holy fear within myself - since even *I* do not know the day or the hour."
She grins. "The month, however, was released publicly, so I have no fear in whispering it to your watchful believers."
"The Beta, as whispered by the admins, comes in September. Nought but a month away..."
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Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2004 8:56 pm
SilverLynx "The Beta, as whispered by the admins, comes in September. Nought but a month away..." Holy Mod... gonk I hope I have my modem installed by then...
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Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2004 9:21 pm
The feline raises a hand and blesses her. "By the will of the admins - so shall it be done." She grins in a feral manner before reaching down deftly and thieving some of the food offered to her.
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Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 1:29 am
The young girl trembles in fear.
So soon? I pray that my faith in the Admin will grow in time to trust him to bring us to Beta unharmed.
Places her offering of fresh chocolate chip cookies on the alter.
Kneals in front of a shrine, praying to grow as a Gaian in the ways of trusting the Admin.
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Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 4:27 am
Who ordered double-pepperoni?!?
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Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 10:10 pm
::raises hand and meows from the rafters::
"Dearest Icy - fear not! The glitches are but trembles of the world that is to come - but though Gaia be down for several days, despite the horror that is the sushi error and even despite the terrible lag, the beta will arrive - and we all shall safely be transported." ::she quirks an eyebrow:: "That is if kaia9 doesn't do something silly again..."
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