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“Hey! I’m not the Crazed Killer! It’s just the name! I used alliteration, people! There’s a ‘k’!” Kitty Krazy shouted at the Gaians as they shoved her into jail. “This is unfair! I’m supposed to be innocent before proven guilty! Just because I got here first doesn’t mean I’m guilty! Where’s my lawyer? Where’s my due process of law? I know my rights! I watched CSI: Miami! It taught me a thing or- hey! Come back here!” she sighed and slumped against the cell door as she watched the last of the Gaians disappear.

Airez moved to pounce on her, but then he stopped. A curious expression flitted across his face.

“So…does your name mean you’re crazy about cats, or is it just a bad innuendo?”

In the few moments of silence that ensued, the temperature in the jail dropped several degrees.

Finally, she hissed, “You die now.”

Airez scoffed, “You can’t do that. I’ll ban you.”

Kitty stared at him for one long moment. Finally, she pointed a finger at him and yelled, “MOD ABUSE.”

"Oh dear," Airez said, "I hadn't thought of that," and he promptly vanished in a puff of logic.

---Later That Night---

Of course, now that the city was incidentally destroyed, so were the Gaians’ homes. So, they all clustered together around a campfire instead. Some of them tried to create makeshift tents. However, no one could agree on who would get a tent and who would not, so they all were instantly fought over.

In the spirit of fragile objects in the middle of a great tug-of-ownership, the makeshift tents were quickly reduced to makeshift scraps, and therefore they became useful only as more fuel for the fire.

So, instead, the Gaians started a bonfire. They ran through the rubble of the city and collected whatever flammable material they could find. Everything was dumped unceremoniously on the flames. If it weren’t for the fact that the trees in the forest right next to them had roots, they, too, would have become firewood. The Gaians made such a spectacle that any forest rangers within ten miles would have instantly suffered a heart attack and died due to the stress.

Ladderphobia, however, felt lost. She meandered about the rubble, searching for something to burn. Finally, she discovered, of all things, an armoire. It was large, but surprisingly light. It was just the right weight for her to drag to the bonfire and push it onto the flames.

She turned away to find something else to burn, when suddenly she heard screams. The Gaians responded as quickly, decisively, and heroically as an ant colony in a thunderstorm. They scattered every direction. Others became lumps on the ground with limbs in every direction when they ran into each other.

In the chaos, Ladderphobia finally realized where the screams were coming from. She dashed to the fire and hauled the blazing armoire out of the flames.

“Water! Someone bring water!”

The Gaians hauled over anything they could find…from water balloons to squirt guns. Eventually, the armoire was extinguished. Ladderphobia flung open the doors and-

BLAM

Ladderphobia fell forward into the armoire, a bullet in her head. Her body lay next to the cindered remains of Phoenecia.

Christa_H suffered 3rd degree burns and a coma from the fire and ended up in the hospital for the rest of her existence. Fortunately for her, she did not have hallucinations, lederhosen, or sour cream occur anywhere there.


Kitty Krazy has been voted off, Phoenecia has been killed, and Ladderphobia has been sniped.

Christa_H has been removed for inactivity.

I, #21 Roger Silverwood accuse #4 buzzkid24.

buzzkid24 voted for number 4 buzzkid24... because he would like to continue in the pattern and even though he's NOT a killer he agrees that he is suspicious stare

I #12 korikun the cat vote #4 Buzzkid24 as the sniper.

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