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The Godddes Story
An illustrated novel by NightElfGirl

Disclaimer: All characters in this story are completely fiction. If anyone in this story happens to resemble someone you know, it is a complete, unplanned coincidence. Also, this story sucks compared to Tindzels. So if you are expecting a Tindzel quality story, prepare for disappointment.

Prelude

The Godddess family... ah yes, I remember them now. Yes, yes, I shall tell you the story of the Godddess family.

It all started with Linda, Linda Godddess. Her life long dream was to have a child. She wasn't having any luck though. Guys just showed no interest in her. But you know, time passed and eventually she met someone who went by the name of "Eley". He probally had a full name, but nobody knew it, not even Linda who eventually became Eley's wife.

Time passed, and Linda and Eley had a child. They named him Vlado. Vlado D. Goddesss



Now Vlado grew up pretty quickly. Before he knew it he was in grade 2. The worst time of his life, well at that point at least. Vlado was bullied everyday. He hated it.



Now time passed, and Vlado was bullied more and more. But eventually, it was Vlado's birthday! The present he wished for most was something that will help him get revenge on the bullies.

Well Vlado's wish was granted. For his birthday he recieved a baseball bat.

"Yes!! I can beat up the bullies with this!" Vlado thought to himself. Well just as he thought that, his mother said to him "Remember honey, don't hit anybody with it! I'll only allow you to use it at the baseball field, when I'm nearby."

Vlado lost all hope. He almost began to sulk, but then he realized he had another present waiting for him. He opened it to find a computer inside! "The hell is this?" Vlado asked.

"Oh honey, its a computer" Vlado's mother replied to him. His mother set it up for him. He watched, still disappointed about the baseball bat incident.

"Its set up! Enjoy" said Linda (Vlado's mother). She walked out of the room. Since Vlado had nothing else to do, he decided to use it. He then discovered something that would change his life, the internet.

The internet was such a wonderful place for Vlado. He could insult and pick on people, and they couldn't do a thing about it! Also, just to be safe, instead of calling himself Vlado, he went by the alias "DemonGodddess".

Now Vlado still played baseball here and then. He didn't really care that he wasn't allowed to hit people with his baseball bat. He made up for it by argueing with them on the internet.



Now, 15 years later, Vlado... err did I just call him Vlado? Well the name "Vlado" was long forgotten. "DemonGodddess" spent all his time on the internet. He hasn't left the basement were his mom set up his computer just over 15 years ago.

DemonGodddess still recieves hateful phone calls from the bullys ever now and then, but he knows how to deal with them.



Anyways, DemonGodddess continued spending time on the internet. But then something changed. Something completely unexpected.

To be continued...

I'll delete it before he gets back...

This doth confuse me muchly. O.o;

xd

uh even though hes not the kindest person here, hes still a person.
i dont like how everyone is treating him with this attitude like were in PC again.

Now, now don't use the word 'everyone' ...

Fine. As much as I hate a certain someone, I changed it to DemonGodddess so we can all enjoy it.

Could a mod re-add the poll to this? I keep getting "error posting" when I try to add it.