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 Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:24 pm
Hokay.
Here's your chance to post the following:
Favorite Jokes and Insults
Favorite lyrics
Favorite quotes
And, anything else you feel like posting.
Go.
Psst. How do you make a one-option poll?
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 7:38 pm
Hmm, favorite jokes and insults? I don't have set lines, and your title already used up the biggest one on my campus, thanks to Napolean Dynamite. Currently, the biggest insult seems to be calling people Faggits, and for some reason people get all butthurt about that, no pun intended.
Quotes? Lots of these.
"You had me at hello." - Jerry McGuire.
"There are those who said that this day would never come. What are they to say now?" - Halo 2.
"The closer you come to the light, the greater your shadow becomes." - Kingdom Hearts.
"You suck." - Wes.
To explain Kingdom Hearts, it applies to all of life. Think about it, I demand you!!
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 7:52 pm
"Start your day the holy way with Christ Chex!" -Dane Cook
Peter: "There's nothing these kids learn in school that they can't learn on the streets."
Hood 1: "It's 3:00 where the hell is Louis?"
Hood 2: "You tell me, Louis left his house at 2:15 and has to travel a distance of 6.2 miles at a rate of 5 miles an hour. What time will Louis arrive?"
Hood 1 : "It depends on if he stops to see his Ho. Hood 2:That's what we call a variable." -Family Guy
Cortana: [on radio] The message keeps repeating itself: "Regret. Regret. Regret."
Miranda Keyes: [on radio on another ship] Any idea what it means?
Sergeant Johnson: [on radio on another ship, speaking in the position of a Covenant] Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to Earth, and we most definitely regret the Corps just blew up our raggedy-a** fleet!
Pilots: [along with Sgt. Johnson] HOO-RA! -Halo 2
"One day while sitting in class you'll look outside the window to see Russians dropping down to take us over. What are you gonna do then, huh? Run into the woods with your friends, put twigs in your hair, call yourselves the Wolverines and fight off the Russians? I think not. " -Pastor Richards (GTA:VC)
" Tonight you come to Fernando's night appearance at the club. Fernando play some emotional music, maybe you meet a pretty lady who isn't interested in a long term relationship, but is only interested in the passion of life. Maybe even right outside in the parking lot. " -Fernando Martinez (GTA:VC)
"Stay with me. Stay with Fernando. Por favor. Mi amor. Siolito. It's like Fernando said to his ex-wife: "I love you, please, don't leave me. It is not what you think; I was bitten by a snake, and the nice lady, she came to suck out the poison. The story, she no work very well. " -Fernando Martinez (GTA:VC)
"People say to me, "Fernando, are you bilingual?" and I say, "I try anything once." " -Fernando Martinez (GTA:VC)
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 8:30 pm
"Brother, you asked for it!" - Francisco d'Anconia
"I swear by my life and my love of it, that i will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine." - John Galt
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 9:41 pm
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 11:05 pm
"Don't tell children that Santa Claus is fat because he eats little kids."
- someone from somewhere >>
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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 11:59 am
"Your mom goes to college!"
"Dude, you got, like, three feet of air on that one!"
"Are you drinking 1% milk because you think you're fat? 'Cause you know, you're not. You could be drinking whole milk."
"Well, we've been talking online for about 2 hours a day now, so i'd say it's getting pretty serious."
- Napoleon Dynamite.
"Ho my s**t! It's brown!"
"Well, I was in that stage when you go from being a girl to a woman."
-My best friend Sarah
"Hellllooo." (Don't ask.)
"lyke u r so hwt surprised op:: y didt mi smilez wrk"
-Nicole & I
More to come, when I think of them.
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:24 pm
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those ******** over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.'"
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:26 pm
Taking Back Sunday "...Slowdance On The Inside"
Passed out in our school clothes so we'd wake up in our Sunday's best
I never asked for your opinion, I just got it and I get it
You move slow like daytime drama
And I'm boring like his songs
So while I'm taking you for granted
We'll be humming along
Well cross my heart and hope to...
I'm lying just to keep you here
So reckless (so reckless), so,
So thoughtless (so thoughtless)
So careless, I could care less
Well cross my heart and hope to...
I'm lying just to keep you here
(So reckless)
Well she's so heartless,
And I could care less
So paint your face up something elegant
And this town maybe a darker shade of red
Cause a long night means a fist fight
Against your pillow and my pearly whites
I want to hear you scream you like me better on my knees
So let us pray
(we don't believe in second chances)
So let us pray
Don't you ask me
Don't you move (anywhere)
Cross my heart and hope to
I'm lying just to keep you here
So reckless (so reckless), so,
So thoughtless (so thoughtless)
So careless, I could care less
Well Cross my heart and hope to
I'm lying just to keep you here
(So reckless)
Well she's so heartless
And I could care less
Well cross my heart and hope to
I'm lying just to keep you here
I'll keep you here, I'll keep you here
One of us never did it but we're taking it all. (Well cross my heart and hope to)
And tell me why you never promised that you wanted it all. (I'm lying just to keep you here)
And her eyes never batted when she said it
It's a long night, open, know it...
This glass house is burning down (open all night, know it...)
You light the match, I'll stick around (open all night, know it...)
I'll give you everything you want (open all night, know it...)
And wish the worst of what I was (open all night, know it...)
This glass house is burning down (open all night, know it...)
You light the match, I'll stick around (open all night, know it...)
I'll give you everything you want (open all night, know it...)
And wish the worst of what I was (open all night, know it...)
Tonight won't make a difference
Tonight won't make a difference
Tonight won't make a difference
Well tonight won't make a difference
Well tonight won't make a difference
Tonight won't make a difference
Tonight won't make a difference
Well tonight won't make a difference
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:36 pm
Monty Python and The Holy Grail and Napoleon Dynamite are the quote movies.
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King of Swamp Castle: Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who.
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French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
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Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Sir Lancelot: No, I'm not.
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Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well she turned me into a newt.
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: ...I got better.
Crowd: BURN HER ANYWAY.
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1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Who goes there?
King Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Pull the other one!
King Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? Ridden on a horse?
King Arthur: Yes!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You're using coconuts!
King Arthur: What?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Where'd you get the coconuts?
King Arthur: We found them.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
King Arthur: What do you mean?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Well, this is a temperate zone
King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
King Arthur: Please!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Am I right?
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The Witch: I'm not a witch I'm not a witch!
Sir Bedevere: But you a dressed like one
The Witch: They dressed me up like this!
Crowd: we didn't! We didn't...
The Witch: And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
Sir Bedevere: [lifts up her flase nose] Well
Peasant 1: Well, we did do the nose.
Sir Bedevere: The nose?
Peasant 1: And the hat, but she is a witch!
Crowd: Yeah Burn her burn her!
Sir Bedevere: Did you dress her up like this?
Peasant 1: No!
Peasant 3, Peasant 2: No!
Peasant 3: No!
Peasant 1: No!
Peasant 3, Peasant 2: No!
Peasant 1: Yes!
Peasant 2: Yes!
Peasant 1: Yeah a Bit
Peasant 3: A bit!
Peasant 1, Peasant 2: A bit!
Peasant 2: a bit
Peasant 1: But she has got a wart!
Random Person in the crowd: *cough* *cough*
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King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
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Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
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Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
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Dennis: Come see the violence inherent in the system. Help, help, I'm being repressed.
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Sir Bedevere: ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.
King Arthur: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 8:22 pm
"Midgets are wizards who payed a terrible price to live in our world." - David Shipley
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 8:23 pm
"Whats the fox piss for?"
"Oh thats for the foxes right?"
"Then what are the guns for?"
"Those are for the niggers!!"
-Cabin Fever.
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 8:50 pm
Negative_Stream.php "Brother, you asked for it!" - Francisco d'Anconia "I swear by my life and my love of it, that i will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine." - John Galt You scumsucking shithead. :Anger: "If it is now the belief of my fellow men, who call themselves the public, that their good requires victims, then I say: The public good be damned, I'll have no part in it!" -Hank Rearden "Get the hell out of my way!" -John Galt "I'm going to stop the engine of the world." -John Galt
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 9:04 pm
Registry_Error.php Negative_Stream.php "Brother, you asked for it!" - Francisco d'Anconia "I swear by my life and my love of it, that i will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine." - John Galt You scumsucking shithead. :Anger: "If it is now the belief of my fellow men, who call themselves the public, that their good requires victims, then I say: The public good be damned, I'll have no part in it!" -Hank Rearden "Get the hell out of my way!" -John Galt "I'm going to stop the engine of the world." -John Galt Just because i beat you with amazingness. Stole like the two best.
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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 4:10 pm
Justin: Yeah, he's a professor... OF BEING A DOG! OOOH, FACED!... Scratch moded!
[Bert leaves the cabin with a rifle]
Karen: Bert, what the hell is that?
Bert: Huh? Oh, I'm gonna go shoot some squirrels.
Paul: Why would you wanna kill squirrels?
Bert: 'cause they're gay.
Karen: Bert, don't be a ******** retard.
Bert: I'm kidding. I don't care if they're gay or straight, I'll kill 'em either way.
-Cabin Fever
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